Why are sandwiches unfeasible in Zalanthas?

[Norcal]

I have thought an awful lot about this one folks.

I have given it hours of study and scrutinized the question.  Weighed the pros and cons.  And..


finally..

After a lot of effort I have come to one conclusion;

Sandwiches  are only feasible in Zalanthas if you VOTE! 

My data clearly shows that if we get to number one on TMS and stay there...sandwiches will suddenly appear at the finer establishments of Zalanthas.

GO VOTE (please)

[Hicksville Hoochie]

I mastercrafted a sandwich once while voting.

Every time I >put sandwich pack, it turned into the base ingredients, and I had to take it out and re-craft it.

So remember, everyone; vote TMC, TMS, and for sandwich baggies to be added to the game!

[Zenith]

Every time I >put sandwich pack, it turned into the base ingredients, and I had to take it out and re-craft it.

Sounds like you were twinking your cooking skill. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 

[RogueGunslinger]

I confess I often forget to vote, and I know some people don't bother voting on TMC because they don't have an account. Well, in the case these two things overlap you can log into my account:

Name: RGS
Password: RGS

And vote that way. I already did today, so don't bother, but some other day. You can also use my account to post on the forums I suppose. Just... make me look good.

[Pale Horse]

Remember, people!  Everyone loves a stone mage so support those sand witches!  Vote!

[AdamBlue]

Remember, people!  Everyone loves a stone mage so support those sand witches!  Vote!

You know the reason why we probably don't HAVE sandwiches is because of sand witches.

[Molten Heart]

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[Inks]

Zalanthans are hipsters and all the sandwiches are deconstructed.


I voted.

[Barzalene]

I voted for panini.

[BadSkeelz]

I think the real reason Zalanthas doesn't have sandwiches is that the breads available to us make shitty sandwiches.

Now pita, that is something I can get behind.

[Raptor_Dan]

Elf meat pita pockets, please. These are the only pockets I want elves in.

I voted so hard I'm sore.


Edited to add: Holy Falafel Sharps, Kankman! We're number four on TMS!

[Raptor_Dan]

Name: RGS
Password: RGS

And vote that way. I already did today, so don't bother, but some other day. You can also use my account to post on the forums I suppose. Just... make me look good.

Did anyone else fall for this?

[Molten Heart]

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[Majikal]

Voted.

Where's my fucking karma! Is this how this works? Can I have extra spec appz mebbe instedz?

Seriously though keep this up, every time I see us in the top 3 on TMS I notice a lot more newbie boots ig and action on the helper chat. Keep it up!

[RogueGunslinger]

Name: RGS
Password: RGS

And vote that way. I already did today, so don't bother, but some other day. You can also use my account to post on the forums I suppose. Just... make me look good.

Did anyone else fall for this?

Nothing to fall for really. That's indeed the account name and password.

[Raptor_Dan]

Well played.

*slow clap*

[Majikal]

We're 3rd place by like 12 votes.

Since we've been at the 2nd place spot for a good part of this month I've noticed lots of new players in the game. New players make me happy.

Keep Majikal happy.

[evilcabbage]

tmc rank: 1
updated: May 13, 2013
created: September, 1991
codebase: Dikumud

Heh.

We beat Aardwolf.

[TheWanderer]

Let's get back to sandwiches. If I take a loaf of bread, slice off two thin pieces and place a slab of meat between them, DO I LOSE KARMA?

Secondly, they're unfeasible because I'm the first guy to open up a sandwich shop with hopes that I can open branches throughout the Known. We'd headquarter in Allanak, obviously. Other sandwich shops would open after noting my success and trade would slowly begin to revolve around sandwiches - eclipsing profit margins for clothing, weapons, and spice. It'd turn into a cutthroat race to the top and before you know it, the entire game's been consumed by the business.

Eventually, due to transforming the harsh desert world into a backdrop for a food industry war, staff would be forced to step in and a cataclysmic event would ensue for a reset. That's why sandwiches are unfeasible.

Oh, right. And, uh, vote.