Write the worst mdesc

[Me]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

[BadSkeelz]

It's a good thing you included "breasts" in her mdesc; I don't think anyone would bother to give her "love" otherwise.

[evilcabbage]

i'll give her my steam-powered javelin.

[You]

It's a good thing you included "breasts" in her mdesc; I don't think anyone would bother to give her "love" otherwise.

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance BREASTS betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite BREASTS shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost BREASTS enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple BREASTS pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin. Breasts.

i'll give her my steam-powered javelin.

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance BREASTS betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite BREASTS shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost BREASTS enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple BREASTS pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin. Breasts.

[yousuff]

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

She sounds like she has a wonderful.... Personality

[Beethoven]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

You may have just won.

[Kankfly]

But she isn't a army of Barbara.

Also she isn't full of crescendo.

She isn't vaguely appearance girl enough too.

[Beethoven]

I thought she was rather vaguely appearance girl, myself.

[Delirium]

Any female PC is vaguely appearance girl if you try hard enough to ignore what they actually wrote.

[Desertman]

Any female PC is vaguely appearance girl if you try are hard enough to ignore what they actually wrote.

[Desertman]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

I'm annoyed just by reading this. Needs more army of Barbara.

[Beethoven]

the bipedal, dual-armed humanoid (or, the vaguely appearance man)

The first thing one might be likely to notice about this humanoid is his pair of symmetrical legs and feet, marking him unmistakably as a biped.  His single, roughly cylindrical torso is capped with twin shoulders and dual arms, culminating in a five-fingered hand on each side. Attached to his neck is a head crowned with hair of a remarkable texture and color, and his face sports two eyes with black pupils and white sclera, a nose evidently made for smelling things, and lips that part when he speaks to reveal a set of teeth. Protruding from the sides of his head-shaped head are ears that unquestionably declare to the world his humanoid ancestry.

[yousuff]

head-shaped head

All I got out of this. 10/10

[little chicken woman]

sdesc the curvaceous, blood-haired woman

mdesc: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

[evilcabbage]

sdesc the curvaceous, blood-haired woman

mdesc: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

it's a trap!

[Nyr]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bardlyone]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

[yousuff]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

I intend to steal a robe someday as a half elf, and I'll walk around Luir's as the tall, long eared half templar.

[BrokenRomance]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

I intend to steal a robe someday as a half elf, and I'll walk around Luir's as the tall, long eared half templar.

I actually laughed outloud to this.

[deathkamon]

Done.

Sdesc: The overly masculine man

Mdesc: Only the most masculine of all men to be alive, the sheer amount of masculine you see on this masculine man is the most divine form of masculine you had ever seen. The way his masculine pecs and abs show off is just too masculine for your eyes, and Goddamn that snap he gives is so sharp he sends you at negative stun. Literally, his eyes are reminiscent of the deepest blues of the deepest oceans you'll ever set your eyes upon, and just a single glance at them will kill you just because they're too masculine and sexy to set your eyes upon. Just a single flex of one of his biceps just magnetizes everyone of the opposite gender over to him. Rumor has it that his biceps are the reason Tektolnes has no wives.

[Hauwke]

Someone creative do an mdesc for: The hunchback with one eye larger than the other

[Me]

Sdesc The slim, curvaceous woman

mdesc

This woman is slim, her shoulders sprout out to her left and right elegantly. Growing forth from her two dainty wrists are two lightly calloused palms where delicate fingers sprout forth. Despite her slender frame, she has two generous breasts thrusting out proudly from her one chest while a generous curving set of hips lend her an hour-glass figure. Two long legs sprout forth from her hour-glass generous curving set of hips and leads downwards, ending in two dainty feet that each has five toes. She also has black hair that frames her heart-shaped face, that has two deep blue eyes and one button nose and a mouth.

[Delirium]

and a lush, cupid-bow mouth.

[Dar]

Sdesc: Dark haired woman
mdesc: http://i.cqnews.net/english/attachement/jpg/site82/20130502/002215b59e8a12ec160609.jpg
That's me.
My name is :Awesomegirl@hotmail.com
hit me up if you want to cyber.

[Bogre]

He licks the blood of his enemies from his knaves. 

ahahaha