Write the worst mdesc

[Beethoven]

I'm trying to perfect the worst mdesc ever, and I thought it'd be funny to make a game of it. Share your own!

"This is a giant dwarf, the biggest one you have ever seen.  His beard is bigger than your head.  He wears a white headband that says his name, THERIN ORKENSHIELD, in big red letters.  His arms are buff and strong and he has an eight-pack.  There are women all around him touching his abs and the names of all the women he has had sex with are tattooed on his chest in dwarvish.  He is wearing a shiny suit of Viking armor.  He looks at you and waves his big spiky steel club that he got from his father which has killed 1000 orcs and is stained with their blood.  You love him."

[valeria]

Sdesc:
the stringy-haired, slender dude

Mdesc:
He's just some dude, man.

[Kankfly]

Sdesc:
the stringy-haired, slender dude

Mdesc:
He's just some dude, man.

You didn't say whether he's booblicious or not.

[nauta]

sdesc:
the flaxen-haired emerald-eyed woman

mdesc:
You see before
skills
who
quit
exit
`
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[TheWanderer]

sdesc:
the commendably sexy man

mdesc:
This is a tall, muscular man. He is sexy but not so sexy that it's jarring. But he's still sexy. Sexy enough that you certainly wouldn't be opposed to a date, but not so sexy that you'd spring for sex the moment your eyes make contact... except sometimes.

[Beethoven]

This is a huge demon with bat wings. You tremble in fear of him because he is a huge demon. His glowing yellow eyes penetrate your soul. His claws are huge too and also super sharp, like really long knives. He has fangs that are dripping with blood from a fresh kill. (His claws also have blood dripping from them.) Suddenly, he pulls out your beating heart from your chest and you die! Haha!

The tall, muscular man is in excellent condition.

[path]

I love this game.

the grandiose, mustachioed gentleman

Here stands a gentleman of glorious bearing, ever so softly caressing the oil-slicked curls of his grandiose mustaches. His bombtastic trench coat is made of the blackest of black leather (super black. It basically EATS light. It's like a black hole, only way moreso. It also seems to be devouring a small chicken and that beer can. My...what big teeth it has), harvested from silky lamb fetuses and dyed that impossible hue with rare ink from some kind of ocean animal that ONLY bearded mermen can kill. Wow. You feel a deepening respect for him as you read this plausible description. He really seems an all-about decent chap, and a delicious thrill courses through you as you notice he's now inspecting your chest with a lascivious smirk.

[whitt]

You feel a deepening respect for him as you read this plausible description.

lol

[Pale Horse]

Wasn't there once a giant dick approved by a sleep-deprived Staffer?

[Malken]

One of my last characters had a tattoo of "dickbutt" pretty well described in 3+ lines or so at the end of his desc and it was accepted, so that was pretty awesome.

"The only distinct mark on
his left shoulder is a childishly tattooed depiction of the male
reproductive organ turned into a humanoid of sort, with facial features on
the tip of it and a big goofy smile.  The whole drawing is very amateurishly
designed and inked, with dark red spots and a rash surrounding the area."

[Iiyola]

Reminds me of this NPC I once saw.

The big titted exotic sexy woman

This woman has huge tits, and a slender figure. TITS. and seductive lips DID I MENTION TITS?? Her delicate frame looks so sexy and DID I MENTION HER TITS? Her lashes are so long and dark and her TITS ARE YUUUUGE LIKE MELONS.

[Beethoven]

Reminds me of this NPC I once saw.

The big titted exotic sexy woman

This woman has huge tits, and a slender figure. TITS. and seductive lips DID I MENTION TITS?? Her delicate frame looks so sexy and DID I MENTION HER TITS? Her lashes are so long and dark and her TITS ARE YUUUUGE LIKE MELONS.

Haha, I know the one you're talking about. But I said worst mdesc, not best.

[seidhr]

We have a thread on the staff board that is all rejected (and funny) applications, generally from new players who don't know what they're getting into.  There are some gems.

[Desertman]

We have a thread on the staff board that is all rejected (and funny) applications, generally from new players who don't know what they're getting into.  There are some gems.

Give us some of the goodies Sir.

Plz?

[RogueGunslinger]

We have a thread on the staff board that is all rejected (and funny) applications, generally from new players who don't know what they're getting into.  There are some gems.

Give us some of the goodies Sir.

Plz?

Yessssssssssss.

[seidhr]

Apparently they've been posted here in the past and someone got upset and thought it wasn't newbie friendly.   

[BadSkeelz]

It kind of isn't.

[Desertman]

We were all newbies once and we all submitted apps at some point or another most likely where we would look back now and laugh at ourselves. I once wrote up Fitz Chivalry from the Farseer books. I even named him Chivalry. What a doofus.

If you can't laugh at yourself, then go fuck yourself. (That's a general "you", not aimed at anyone specific.)

[solera]

Reminds me of this NPC I once saw.

The big titted exotic sexy woman

This woman has huge tits, and a slender figure. TITS. and seductive lips DID I MENTION TITS?? Her delicate frame looks so sexy and DID I MENTION HER TITS? Her lashes are so long and dark and her TITS ARE YUUUUGE LIKE MELONS.

That was an NPC?!   I put in a complaint over her. I assumed she was a product of a bot+ sleep deprived staffer. 

[Desertman]

Reminds me of this NPC I once saw.

The big titted exotic sexy woman

This woman has huge tits, and a slender figure. TITS. and seductive lips DID I MENTION TITS?? Her delicate frame looks so sexy and DID I MENTION HER TITS? Her lashes are so long and dark and her TITS ARE YUUUUGE LIKE MELONS.

That was an NPC?!   I put in a complaint over her. I assumed she was a product of a bot+ sleep deprived staffer. 

Just let me ass bang her already. Jeez. I am her destiny.

[Lizzie]

>The woman is here.

look woman

Hi. I'm Lizzie. I'm a woman. I look like me. I have some hair and it has a length and some color
to it. My skin stretches over my bones. I have some muscles under my skin. About my height,
well I'm not very tall and I'm not really short. Just kind of tall, in a sort of short way. So, limbs
I have four. Two legs, two arms. There are also hands and feet in the usual places. If you want
to find out about my bitchin body, find out IC. You can assume when you read this description
that I'm wearing clothes unless I append nakedness with a tdesc.

[bardlyone]

the q

q

[SuchDragonWow]

the bodaciously buxom and blue-eyed beauty

From a distance, you would guess this woman is an 10.  She has curves in all the right places.  Upon closer inspection, you realize she's an 8.  Wait, nevermind, your glasses are fogged, you nerd.  She's a fucking 11!  Wowwowow!

[boog]

GLASSES WERE RETCONNED.

Get with the program, SDW! :p <3

[SuchDragonWow]

sunslits are sandy*

Whew, good call.  That almost ruined it. 

[Hauwke]

The scruffier then thou stoner.

Before you stands a scruffy stoner bro. whose bro you ask? Well thats unclear, get him high and you may well be his bro, but piss him off and you probably wont be. His scruffy-ness is the sort that if you took scruffy and then took his scruffier older and certainly more bro like brother and combined them you might verge on describing this bro. He also probably is high, maybe only on weed if you are lucky.

[RogueGunslinger]

Apparently they've been posted here in the past and someone got upset and thought it wasn't newbie friendly.   

Ah, that actually makes sense.

[Pale Horse]

The tall, muscular person.

> l tall

This space for rent.

[Beethoven]

the amazing, jaw-dropping man.

Try not to cry when you read this man's incredible description. By line 4, I was bawling.

Talk about BFFs! This man Wayed his best friend a limerick every day when she was stationed in the obsidian mines.
We're not saying he's the best guy ever, but...he's the best guy ever.
That's not all, though. When she finally came back, she was greeted by a SURPRISE PARTY thrown by...guess who!
He'd hired a breed to read all the limericks in order while being kicked repeatedly in the stomach!
Needless to say, she was blown away.
We wish our friends would do that for us, but I guess they can't all be this guy!
And of course, they're still besties to this day. This adorbs pic is from Year 33 of the 22nd Age!
Faith in humanity, restored! <3

[seidhr]

I can't make this stuff up.  Real app that was rejected in March.  New player that never came back - assume the rejection of this concept hurt too much.   

Reviewing: (redacted)
Name:   (redacted)
Keywords:   traveller his soul shadow
Sdesc:   the traveller and his soul shadow
Desc:
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He is standing before you, his flowing starscaped robes rustling softly
in the eddy of a gentle breeze.  A celestial penumbra frets the silhouette
cast like an upright shadow, scintillating now and then as strange
glittering stardust shine at different points about the unusual backdrop.
It is not common to meet a fellow whose very shadow is not only animated but
standing to attention.  The scintillating coalescions are fascinating to
watch, no two patterns alike and each galaxy of stars like dust exhibit
familiar life cycles: abruptly flashing into existence to shine with a feel
of heavenly hope lasting a breath or two  then silently gaining magnitude
until each mote burns impossibly bright, the individual star lost in a
radiant coda of mesmerising brilliance.  It is compelling, these noiseless
microcosm supernova, for watching the lifespan of each, doomed to existence
marked in mere seconds, emotions conflicted and contradictory quicken your
heartbeat and stiffen your sinews.  The finale of the iridescent little
explosions is a loss of stasis, a post-brilliance moment of clear
salience...  And the thousands of tiny stars with only pale fire remaining,
cascade together to fall at the feet of this dread Magian enigma.  Words
scarcely do justice to the conflicting emotions enlivened by the radiation
that his every footfall is the denouement of innumerable lost worlds, doomed
to be nothing more than the brightfire ephemera of a vagrant traveller's
cloak.  It would be blessed relief to dismiss the bewitching cycle of birth
and death as mere trickery but by visceral understanding, you know this
fantastical is no mere fantasy.  The spell is broken when, at last, the men
turns his gaze upon you: his eyes of ebony releasing your thoughts and
senses and enlightening a final empathy.  This companion is the product not
of magic designed to impress but the externalisation of a soul.  It is a
silent companion destined to follow its creator like an accusation.
Forever. 
Background:
I am a traveller from a distant realm but this is a forgotten part. With sanguine demeanour and patient manner, the vagrant and his ever present shadow stood upright just inches behind, does not know what to expect from this illustrious journey. The pun "armageddon out of here" was oft repeated by the genial first mate of the ship in which he voyaged across the wine dark sea. No storms were met on the journey, to mercifully occupy the punning pirate so with an unexpected retort of "armageddon rid of you and your #?! #?! Puns" the unfortunate joker met with the dread ABSOLUTION as practiced by a paradigm thaumaturgist. There was a brief falsetto setto scream and the rest of the long journey was unusually relaxing. (ABSOLUTION tears a person's soul out of their body and shreds it to pieces. It's instantly fatal.)
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Ranger
Sub-Guild: Bard
Sex: male
Height: 70
Weight: 9
Starting Age: 50
Clan: None
Hometown: None

[LauraMars]

This large man towers at least eight feet above the ground, much larger
and taller than most other men.  From his head, crimson braids, the color of
wet blood upon a battlefield, cascade down his massive, muscular back.  His
features appear to be the work of some master sculptor, where every nuance
must be pleasing and familiar to the eye, the flat planes of his face
chiseled and stern, yet personable and illuminated with perfect health.  His
tan skin almost seems to glow with a brilliant light, and his dark eyes seem
to be filled with endless depths of wisdom, knowledge, and humor regarding
all they survey. 

The immense, crimson-braided man is in excellent condition.

[Beethoven]

I can't make this stuff up.  Real app that was rejected in March.  New player that never came back - assume the rejection of this concept hurt too much.  

Smells like trolling to me! Or...maybe it's just the brightfire ephemera of a vagrant traveller's cloak.

[James de Monet]

sDesc:
+|~|€ +^££, |\/|!_!${!_!£^|? |\/|^|\|

mDesc:

[Hauwke]

I think James wins hands down guys.

[path]

James.

Wow.

[Barsook]

o:

[Beethoven]

I said worst. WORST!

[Kankfly]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck.  



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

[TexanOnBeans]

sdesc: The girl next door

mdesc: Just kidding...ITS A GUY, but not just any guy, but the creepy pedophilic old man from Family Guy....and his dog.

[Iiyola]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck. 



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

Reading that physically hurt me.

[evilcabbage]

mother of god, that is bad.

cabbages all around the world are crying right now.

[path]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck.  



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

I want to play that!

[Beethoven]

I want to play that!

Good luck. Today's prohibitive, naysaying staff with their red-tape culture would never let you play a army of Barbara.

[BrokenRomance]

I love this thread. I wish I'd played sooner now.

[Talia]

Keywords:   smooth criminal
Sdesc:  the smooth criminal
Desc:
As he came into the window It was the sound of of a crescendo He came
into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Background:
She ran underneath the table He could see she was unable So she ran into the bedroom She was struck down, it was her doom
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Warrior
Sub-Guild: Archer
Sex: male
Height: 77
Weight: 7
Starting Age: 20
Hometown: Allanak

[ChibiTama]

Keywords:   smooth criminal
Sdesc:  the smooth criminal
Desc:
As he came into the window It was the sound of of a crescendo He came
into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Background:
She ran underneath the table He could see she was unable So she ran into the bedroom She was struck down, it was her doom
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Warrior
Sub-Guild: Archer
Sex: male
Height: 77
Weight: 7
Starting Age: 20
Hometown: Allanak

Objective: Annie are you ok?

FTFY

[racurtne]

Name: Porshe

sdesc:
the evil, shifty elf

mdesc:
Standing 7 and haf feet tall this elf intimidates you.  He moves always in shadows, and has a deathy look to his eyes.  Woman love him but everybody is scared to fuck with him.  He licks the blood of his enemies from his knaves.  He weighs less than a hundred pounds.  Staring at you, chills run down your spine.

Bio:
Raised in a nunnery, he used to steal from the collection plates at their church mass and kill the cats that would wander about in the blacksmith's shop.
/quote]

[AdamBlue]

Name: cool kid 2005
sdesc: the guy with the big sword
description: a guy with really big muscles and also a really big beard and shirtless and strong, like my dad. he doesn't have any hair or anyhting but the beard is so big he could wear it like hair if he felt like it, and he has a really big sword with demon wings and stuff and i guess like he has like green eyes like mine, except mine...
except mine are a little blue like my mom's but my mom always says that my eyes change color so i guess they're more green then mine, and he would be much stronger then my dad because my dad hurt his back carrying some big boxes a few weeks ago and he doesnt have a sword but he said he would get me a sword...
for my birthday!
bio: continue
go
help
help
look
..
.
q~

[Desertman]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck. 



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

Reading that physically hurt me.

"army of Barbara"....ahahahahhaha

[LauraMars]

And if you complain once more
You'll meet a army of Barbara

[Me]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

[BadSkeelz]

It's a good thing you included "breasts" in her mdesc; I don't think anyone would bother to give her "love" otherwise.

[evilcabbage]

i'll give her my steam-powered javelin.

[You]

It's a good thing you included "breasts" in her mdesc; I don't think anyone would bother to give her "love" otherwise.

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance BREASTS betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite BREASTS shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost BREASTS enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple BREASTS pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin. Breasts.

i'll give her my steam-powered javelin.

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance BREASTS betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite BREASTS shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost BREASTS enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple BREASTS pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of BREASTS BREASTS BREASTS adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin. Breasts.

[yousuff]

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

She sounds like she has a wonderful.... Personality

[Beethoven]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

You may have just won.

[Kankfly]

But she isn't a army of Barbara.

Also she isn't full of crescendo.

She isn't vaguely appearance girl enough too.

[Beethoven]

I thought she was rather vaguely appearance girl, myself.

[Delirium]

Any female PC is vaguely appearance girl if you try hard enough to ignore what they actually wrote.

[Desertman]

Any female PC is vaguely appearance girl if you try are hard enough to ignore what they actually wrote.

[Desertman]

Name
K'tanya Aaliyah Valentine

Sdesc
the abstemious, nebulous-quilled femme

Mdesc
Embodiment of abstemious, this female's altitudinous stance betrays a sense of magnetic aura as fibrous meat ripples sleekly under her gold-pigmented husk. A nebulous mane flows in a luxurious continuation down past her exquisite shoulders, every strand of her silken tress seems to hold an ethereal coruscate as they frame a dewy countenance of the utmost enticement. Orbs of sapphire hue are accented by argentite flecks, a thick veil of dark lashes curtaining the opalescent gaze. A dainty proboscis sets atop a pair of delicate lips awashed with a supple pink that reminiscence of a sweet innocent kiss.  Malleable, hand sized  breasts and a graceful hips render this being a budding woman on the tender cusp of adulthood. A barely salient cicatrice on the tip of her index digit scar her otherwise unsullied skin.

Background
She appears to be just a normal girl growing up in the rough neighbourhood of the Labyrinth and her eyes can see the goodness in any creature's heart. All she wants was to search for love, and she believes that one day - her one true love will come to her and rescue her from the poverty she grow up in.
Her friends and enemies call her Lovefang Shadowsong!
Her favored weapon is a huge steam-powered javelin which can restore the life of good persons.

Guild
Warrior

Subguild
Physician

Location
Labyrinth

Keyword
Lovefang, Shadowsong

I'm annoyed just by reading this. Needs more army of Barbara.

[Beethoven]

the bipedal, dual-armed humanoid (or, the vaguely appearance man)

The first thing one might be likely to notice about this humanoid is his pair of symmetrical legs and feet, marking him unmistakably as a biped.  His single, roughly cylindrical torso is capped with twin shoulders and dual arms, culminating in a five-fingered hand on each side. Attached to his neck is a head crowned with hair of a remarkable texture and color, and his face sports two eyes with black pupils and white sclera, a nose evidently made for smelling things, and lips that part when he speaks to reveal a set of teeth. Protruding from the sides of his head-shaped head are ears that unquestionably declare to the world his humanoid ancestry.

[yousuff]

head-shaped head

All I got out of this. 10/10

[little chicken woman]

sdesc the curvaceous, blood-haired woman

mdesc: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

[evilcabbage]

sdesc the curvaceous, blood-haired woman

mdesc: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

it's a trap!

[Nyr]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[bardlyone]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

[yousuff]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

I intend to steal a robe someday as a half elf, and I'll walk around Luir's as the tall, long eared half templar.

[BrokenRomance]

sdesc:  the man with the incredibly large
mdesc:  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bonus points if you tack something odd like lips or nose after, so if you ever got a templar's robe you could be
the man with the incredibly large templar

I intend to steal a robe someday as a half elf, and I'll walk around Luir's as the tall, long eared half templar.

I actually laughed outloud to this.

[deathkamon]

Done.

Sdesc: The overly masculine man

Mdesc: Only the most masculine of all men to be alive, the sheer amount of masculine you see on this masculine man is the most divine form of masculine you had ever seen. The way his masculine pecs and abs show off is just too masculine for your eyes, and Goddamn that snap he gives is so sharp he sends you at negative stun. Literally, his eyes are reminiscent of the deepest blues of the deepest oceans you'll ever set your eyes upon, and just a single glance at them will kill you just because they're too masculine and sexy to set your eyes upon. Just a single flex of one of his biceps just magnetizes everyone of the opposite gender over to him. Rumor has it that his biceps are the reason Tektolnes has no wives.

[Hauwke]

Someone creative do an mdesc for: The hunchback with one eye larger than the other

[Me]

Sdesc The slim, curvaceous woman

mdesc

This woman is slim, her shoulders sprout out to her left and right elegantly. Growing forth from her two dainty wrists are two lightly calloused palms where delicate fingers sprout forth. Despite her slender frame, she has two generous breasts thrusting out proudly from her one chest while a generous curving set of hips lend her an hour-glass figure. Two long legs sprout forth from her hour-glass generous curving set of hips and leads downwards, ending in two dainty feet that each has five toes. She also has black hair that frames her heart-shaped face, that has two deep blue eyes and one button nose and a mouth.

[Delirium]

and a lush, cupid-bow mouth.

[Dar]

Sdesc: Dark haired woman
mdesc: http://i.cqnews.net/english/attachement/jpg/site82/20130502/002215b59e8a12ec160609.jpg
That's me.
My name is :Awesomegirl@hotmail.com
hit me up if you want to cyber.

[Bogre]

He licks the blood of his enemies from his knaves. 

ahahaha

[Aruven]

Only the most masculine of all men to be alive, the sheer amount of masculine you see on this masculine man is the most divine form of masculine you had ever seen. The way his masculine pecs and abs show off is just too masculine for your eyes,

[solera]

Those eyes. I'm going to steal them!

[evilcabbage]

Those eyes. I'm going to steal them!

[a french mans shirt]

sdesc: You shouldn't have done that.
mdesc:
File 1: BEN
File 2: DROWNED

[Desertman]

The pretty, zaftig elf

This elven woman is pretty. Her skin is porcelain white and has no scars. She is round and curvy without being fat. Her long ears are pointed because she's an elf and she has marvelous tattoos of pleasant looking flowers in vibrant colors all over them. Her hair glistens with the magnificent sheen of visible health and radiance and cascades down about her shoulders and over her very ample bosom in lustrous ebony curls. Her wide hips and firm muscular legs give her a runner's build.

Name: Barbara
Objective: Build an army.
Guild: Warrior
Sub-Guild: Outdoorsman

[yousuff]

Objective: Build breed an army.

[whitt]

Name
Rose

Sdesc
the sweet child

Mdesc
She's got a smile that, it seems to be, reminds you of childhood memories
where everything was as fresh as the bright red sky.
Now and then, when you see her face, it takes you away to that special place
and if you stare too long, you'd probably break down and cry.
She's got eyes of the bluest kind as if they thought of rain.
You'd hate to look into those eyes and see an ounce of pain.
Her hair reminds you of a warm safe place where as a child you'd hide
and pray for the thunder and the wind to quietly pass you by.

Background
She gets up around seven.  Gets outta bed around nine.
And she don't worry about nothin' no, cause worryin's a waste of her time.

The show usually starts around seven. She goes on stage at nine.
Gets on her bug at eleven, sippin' a drink and feelin' fine.

She's been dancin' with Mr.Krentakh.
He's been knockin'.
He won't' leave her alone.

Guild
Assassin

Subguild
Bard

Location
Luir's

Keyword
Sweet Child Mine

[BrokenRomance]

K'anye W'est

Gold diggers lookin' at me now. I'm Kanye, can't handle me. Better than Tay Swift, better than all them nay-sayers. Kicked from the awards, flyin' forward, can't even handle me. Break yo' neck at light-speed, makin' yo ass bounce at light-speed. You ain't Kim, I don't even care, I'm crim. Let's play, let's slay.

[deathkamon]

That may just as well win.

[Bogre]

Sdesc: the man without a hat
Mdesc: This is a man who has no hat.

[perfecto]

s desc - "the tig-ol-bittied half giant"

m desc - This gigantic fat assed half giant has some of the biggest titties you've ever seen.  They hang like balled up dwarves from either side of her chest, the way you'd think of gods as big. She must wear three braziers at all times to keep them in any sort of sentry position but even then they tend to flop out uncontrollably. Her back looks like its been broken a few dozen times but upon closer inspection you realize its just a triple hunchback from the immense weight she carries from day to day.  If you had to judge she probably weighs in around as much as a small inix and her facial features share a striking resemblance with her butt.  On each of the four knuckles of her hands are tattooed the letters P R I N - C E S S and there are eleven fucked up looking half-giant children following her around aimlessly. 

objective - Find sugar daddy, or just sugar.

[nauta]

s desc - "the tig-ol-bittied half giant"

m desc - This gigantic fat assed half giant has some of the biggest titties you've ever seen.  They hang like balled up dwarves from either side of her chest, the way you'd think of gods as big. She must wear three braziers at all times to keep them in any sort of sentry position but even then they tend to flop out uncontrollably. Her back looks like its been broken a few dozen times but upon closer inspection you realize its just a triple hunchback from the immense weight she carries from day to day.  If you had to judge she probably weighs in around as much as a small inix and her facial features share a striking resemblance with her butt.  On each of the four knuckles of her hands are tattooed the letters P R I N - C E S S and there are eleven fucked up looking half-giant children following her around aimlessly. 

objective - Find sugar daddy, or just sugar.

bra·zier (noun)
1. a portable heater consisting of a pan or stand for holding lighted coals.
2. NORTH AMERICAN a barbecue.

Yes!

[Reiloth]

s desc - "the tig-ol-bittied half giant"

m desc - This gigantic fat assed half giant has some of the biggest titties you've ever seen.  They hang like balled up dwarves from either side of her chest, the way you'd think of gods as big. She must wear three braziers at all times to keep them in any sort of sentry position but even then they tend to flop out uncontrollably. Her back looks like its been broken a few dozen times but upon closer inspection you realize its just a triple hunchback from the immense weight she carries from day to day.  If you had to judge she probably weighs in around as much as a small inix and her facial features share a striking resemblance with her butt.  On each of the four knuckles of her hands are tattooed the letters P R I N - C E S S and there are eleven fucked up looking half-giant children following her around aimlessly. 

objective - Find sugar daddy, or just sugar.

Lol. Or just sugar. What was I doing again?

[James de Monet]

the bipedal, dual-armed humanoid (or, the vaguely appearance man)

The first thing one might be likely to notice about this humanoid is his pair of symmetrical legs and feet, marking him unmistakably as a biped.

This one got me.

[a french mans shirt]

Okay, so I kind of stole this one, but...

sdesc: the handsome and great man
mdesc: I was born on Mt. Masculine bitch, under the Masculine star, no more than several moments after the masculine druids declared my masculine birth. Bitch, I'm great. I sweat coffee because it pleases me because that's how masculine I am. Always got a swimsuit model hanging off my legs wherever I go.
objective: Become a pretty princess.

[deathkamon]

Okay, so I kind of stole this one, but...

sdesc: the handsome and great man
mdesc: I was born on Mt. Masculine bitch, under the Masculine star, no more than several moments after the masculine druids declared my masculine birth. Bitch, I'm great. I sweat coffee because it pleases me because that's how masculine I am. Always got a swimsuit model hanging off my legs wherever I go.
objective: Become a pretty princess.

Masculine.

[Kankfly]

So I found this while I was digging through my file of potential characters. Apparantly I wrote this while I was feeling particularly troll one day. Unfortunately, I didn't submit it as a character app because the background was too long. Technically, this isn't a mdesc. I tweaked the mdesc for another character, so I can't post it here. Which means I am breaking the rules of this thread. Hah.

Name: Bubashababa

Sdesc: The not-booblicious, fantastically blue-haired female

Background:

Bubashababa, or Bubs, was born in a tiny tribe somewhere northeast of Allanak. In fact, the tribe was so tiny that the entire tribe consists of her parents, her crazy old grandaunt, and their pet gurth. They were probably not very good at doing this tribal thing because one day, Bubs' father, who was also acting chief of that time, told some really bad raiders to fuck off. So their tribe got raided, and Bubs, being only a toddler at that time, was taken to be sold as a random slave down in the city. Fortunately, the raiders pissed off someone powerful in Allanak. While they were heading there, they were attacked by a bunch of soldiers, and died. The soldiers, taking pity on her, decided to take her back to the city. Unfortunately, there was a terrible storm, and instead of making their way south, they made their way all the way west, and fell off the shield wall. And died. Somehow, Bubs managed to survive all of that, and that's how the giths found her. They were going to take her back to their lair and cook her and eat her when a group of Bynners came and killed everything in their path. However, she's too tiny, so they didn't notice her. Bubs sat there for a few more hours when a hunter came and found her. Taking pity on her - because apparently that's what people do when they see her since she's a toddler and toddlers are so darn cute - the hunter took her to Nak. Unfortunately, he accidently ate something he wasn't supposed to eat and died. With so many people dying around her, it's a wonder Bubs was able to survive. But survive she did. Some old lady took pity on her and took her in, and managed not to die, or at least held off long enough until Bubs grew older. Then the old lady died to old age. Luckily, she was just a toddler, and all these memories of being raided, captured, rescued, falling off a wall, roped off to be eaten, rescued again, people dying in front of her, didn't seem to have any traumatic effect on her.

[Dakota]

this one is pretty bad b/c it's trying too hard. was from a gladiator I played once upon a time...

name: Dicknose

sdesc:  the bulbous, phallic-nosed dwarf

mdesc:  Rather blocky and stalwart, this dwarf's two stubby legs support a massive
body that ripples menacingly with muscle.  His arms are bulky and riddled with
poorly healed scars which cover his leathery skin.  Atop a thick, miniscule
neck, is a disproportionately large head.  Just beneath his beady eyes,
sticking out a full three inches from his face like some massive bulbous
protrusion, is his nose -- which regardless of any angle one looks at it,
appears like a stubby, erect penis. 

and i think any mdesc referring to breasts like kalan fruit or any kind of fruit is bad... that being said, I want to mudsex them all. *facepalm for both sides of that coin*