Write the worst mdesc

[Hauwke]

The scruffier then thou stoner.

Before you stands a scruffy stoner bro. whose bro you ask? Well thats unclear, get him high and you may well be his bro, but piss him off and you probably wont be. His scruffy-ness is the sort that if you took scruffy and then took his scruffier older and certainly more bro like brother and combined them you might verge on describing this bro. He also probably is high, maybe only on weed if you are lucky.

[RogueGunslinger]

Apparently they've been posted here in the past and someone got upset and thought it wasn't newbie friendly.   

Ah, that actually makes sense.

[Pale Horse]

The tall, muscular person.

> l tall

This space for rent.

[Beethoven]

the amazing, jaw-dropping man.

Try not to cry when you read this man's incredible description. By line 4, I was bawling.

Talk about BFFs! This man Wayed his best friend a limerick every day when she was stationed in the obsidian mines.
We're not saying he's the best guy ever, but...he's the best guy ever.
That's not all, though. When she finally came back, she was greeted by a SURPRISE PARTY thrown by...guess who!
He'd hired a breed to read all the limericks in order while being kicked repeatedly in the stomach!
Needless to say, she was blown away.
We wish our friends would do that for us, but I guess they can't all be this guy!
And of course, they're still besties to this day. This adorbs pic is from Year 33 of the 22nd Age!
Faith in humanity, restored! <3

[seidhr]

I can't make this stuff up.  Real app that was rejected in March.  New player that never came back - assume the rejection of this concept hurt too much.   

Reviewing: (redacted)
Name:   (redacted)
Keywords:   traveller his soul shadow
Sdesc:   the traveller and his soul shadow
Desc:
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He is standing before you, his flowing starscaped robes rustling softly
in the eddy of a gentle breeze.  A celestial penumbra frets the silhouette
cast like an upright shadow, scintillating now and then as strange
glittering stardust shine at different points about the unusual backdrop.
It is not common to meet a fellow whose very shadow is not only animated but
standing to attention.  The scintillating coalescions are fascinating to
watch, no two patterns alike and each galaxy of stars like dust exhibit
familiar life cycles: abruptly flashing into existence to shine with a feel
of heavenly hope lasting a breath or two  then silently gaining magnitude
until each mote burns impossibly bright, the individual star lost in a
radiant coda of mesmerising brilliance.  It is compelling, these noiseless
microcosm supernova, for watching the lifespan of each, doomed to existence
marked in mere seconds, emotions conflicted and contradictory quicken your
heartbeat and stiffen your sinews.  The finale of the iridescent little
explosions is a loss of stasis, a post-brilliance moment of clear
salience...  And the thousands of tiny stars with only pale fire remaining,
cascade together to fall at the feet of this dread Magian enigma.  Words
scarcely do justice to the conflicting emotions enlivened by the radiation
that his every footfall is the denouement of innumerable lost worlds, doomed
to be nothing more than the brightfire ephemera of a vagrant traveller's
cloak.  It would be blessed relief to dismiss the bewitching cycle of birth
and death as mere trickery but by visceral understanding, you know this
fantastical is no mere fantasy.  The spell is broken when, at last, the men
turns his gaze upon you: his eyes of ebony releasing your thoughts and
senses and enlightening a final empathy.  This companion is the product not
of magic designed to impress but the externalisation of a soul.  It is a
silent companion destined to follow its creator like an accusation.
Forever. 
Background:
I am a traveller from a distant realm but this is a forgotten part. With sanguine demeanour and patient manner, the vagrant and his ever present shadow stood upright just inches behind, does not know what to expect from this illustrious journey. The pun "armageddon out of here" was oft repeated by the genial first mate of the ship in which he voyaged across the wine dark sea. No storms were met on the journey, to mercifully occupy the punning pirate so with an unexpected retort of "armageddon rid of you and your #?! #?! Puns" the unfortunate joker met with the dread ABSOLUTION as practiced by a paradigm thaumaturgist. There was a brief falsetto setto scream and the rest of the long journey was unusually relaxing. (ABSOLUTION tears a person's soul out of their body and shreds it to pieces. It's instantly fatal.)
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Ranger
Sub-Guild: Bard
Sex: male
Height: 70
Weight: 9
Starting Age: 50
Clan: None
Hometown: None

[LauraMars]

This large man towers at least eight feet above the ground, much larger
and taller than most other men.  From his head, crimson braids, the color of
wet blood upon a battlefield, cascade down his massive, muscular back.  His
features appear to be the work of some master sculptor, where every nuance
must be pleasing and familiar to the eye, the flat planes of his face
chiseled and stern, yet personable and illuminated with perfect health.  His
tan skin almost seems to glow with a brilliant light, and his dark eyes seem
to be filled with endless depths of wisdom, knowledge, and humor regarding
all they survey. 

The immense, crimson-braided man is in excellent condition.

[Beethoven]

I can't make this stuff up.  Real app that was rejected in March.  New player that never came back - assume the rejection of this concept hurt too much.  

Smells like trolling to me! Or...maybe it's just the brightfire ephemera of a vagrant traveller's cloak.

[James de Monet]

sDesc:
+|~|€ +^££, |\/|!_!${!_!£^|? |\/|^|\|

mDesc:

[Hauwke]

I think James wins hands down guys.

[path]

James.

Wow.

[Barsook]

o:

[Beethoven]

I said worst. WORST!

[Kankfly]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck.  



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

[TexanOnBeans]

sdesc: The girl next door

mdesc: Just kidding...ITS A GUY, but not just any guy, but the creepy pedophilic old man from Family Guy....and his dog.

[Iiyola]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck. 



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

Reading that physically hurt me.

[evilcabbage]

mother of god, that is bad.

cabbages all around the world are crying right now.

[path]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck.  



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

I want to play that!

[Beethoven]

I want to play that!

Good luck. Today's prohibitive, naysaying staff with their red-tape culture would never let you play a army of Barbara.

[BrokenRomance]

I love this thread. I wish I'd played sooner now.

[Talia]

Keywords:   smooth criminal
Sdesc:  the smooth criminal
Desc:
As he came into the window It was the sound of of a crescendo He came
into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Background:
She ran underneath the table He could see she was unable So she ran into the bedroom She was struck down, it was her doom
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Warrior
Sub-Guild: Archer
Sex: male
Height: 77
Weight: 7
Starting Age: 20
Hometown: Allanak

[ChibiTama]

Keywords:   smooth criminal
Sdesc:  the smooth criminal
Desc:
As he came into the window It was the sound of of a crescendo He came
into her apartment He left the bloodstains on the carpet
Background:
She ran underneath the table He could see she was unable So she ran into the bedroom She was struck down, it was her doom
Objective:
Race: Human
Guild: Warrior
Sub-Guild: Archer
Sex: male
Height: 77
Weight: 7
Starting Age: 20
Hometown: Allanak

Objective: Annie are you ok?

FTFY

[racurtne]

Name: Porshe

sdesc:
the evil, shifty elf

mdesc:
Standing 7 and haf feet tall this elf intimidates you.  He moves always in shadows, and has a deathy look to his eyes.  Woman love him but everybody is scared to fuck with him.  He licks the blood of his enemies from his knaves.  He weighs less than a hundred pounds.  Staring at you, chills run down your spine.

Bio:
Raised in a nunnery, he used to steal from the collection plates at their church mass and kill the cats that would wander about in the blacksmith's shop.
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[AdamBlue]

Name: cool kid 2005
sdesc: the guy with the big sword
description: a guy with really big muscles and also a really big beard and shirtless and strong, like my dad. he doesn't have any hair or anyhting but the beard is so big he could wear it like hair if he felt like it, and he has a really big sword with demon wings and stuff and i guess like he has like green eyes like mine, except mine...
except mine are a little blue like my mom's but my mom always says that my eyes change color so i guess they're more green then mine, and he would be much stronger then my dad because my dad hurt his back carrying some big boxes a few weeks ago and he doesnt have a sword but he said he would get me a sword...
for my birthday!
bio: continue
go
help
help
look
..
.
q~

[Desertman]

So I got bored, and found this:

Keywords: beautiful cyborn human Pretty charming and cute

Sdesc: the beautiful cyborg human


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Desc:

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Before you stand, a human size cyborg stand before you.  Her smile, and

her anger in her eyes...  Attracts your attention toward this vaguely

appearance girl.  Her body was build up of a huge well-build metal.  Her

large blade slung around her neck. 



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Background:
She is a army of Barbara. During her shuttle crash into a city of Tarainus, her body was destroy leaving her with a alive brain. Later, a professor found her, regain her body with cyborg heavy metal, giving her with a new experience in combat.

Reading that physically hurt me.

"army of Barbara"....ahahahahhaha

[LauraMars]

And if you complain once more
You'll meet a army of Barbara