Funniest things you have been a part of in game.

[BadSkeelz]

I accidentally got the "red-eyed, albino elf" newbie runner killed by ordering him, as his Byn Sergeant, to punch the "albino, red-eyed elf" in the face right after the latter walked out of chargen.

Once the dust settled and the Arm cleared out, I offered the new elf a place in the Byn since we had an opening. Declined, sadly.