Blaming Magickers for Stuff [non serious edition]

Started by LauraMars, July 28, 2015, 09:00:59 PM

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July 28, 2015, 09:00:59 PM Last Edit: July 28, 2015, 09:03:23 PM by LauraMars
magickers were responsible for that moment this morning when I stubbed my toe on the corner of my desk.  my shoelaces got tangled and that was their fault too.  also, every time I drop all the kalan slices on the floor instead of mushing them up into jam? magickers.

#thanksmagickers

edit: wait I just read your bracketed text. If this is actually going to be a serious thread then I deeply apologize. I'm now 0-2 for responding in a topical and intelligent way to magicker threads today.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
July 28, 2015, 09:04:59 PM #1
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.
July 28, 2015, 09:10:40 PM #2
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.

#thanksmagickers
July 28, 2015, 09:12:46 PM #3
Quote from: BadSkeelz on July 28, 2015, 09:10:40 PM
Magickers stole my chance to die with my clan and made me sit through a laser light show instead.

#thanksmagickers

this is what I'm looking for, keep it up folks!
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
July 29, 2015, 12:07:17 AM #4
Quote from: Bushranger on July 28, 2015, 09:04:59 PM
That time my Byn Sergeant lead everyone into a room FULL of hidden desert tarantulas... Totally Magickers! #thanksmagickers

#thankswarriors you mean
Quote from: WarriorPoet
I play this game to pretend to chop muthafuckaz up with bone swords.
Quote from: SmuzI come to the GDB to roleplay being deep and wise.
Quote from: VanthSynthesis, you scare me a little bit.
July 29, 2015, 09:06:13 AM #5
How do SO many people fall in that chasm and it never, ever gets full? Totally magickers.
July 29, 2015, 09:59:53 AM #6
the cooler at the gas station i stop at every morning to get my drink has been broken for two days

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
July 29, 2015, 10:10:52 AM #7
magickers ruined mundane combat for me and now I can't play any more half-breed rangers. #thanksmagickers
July 29, 2015, 11:33:49 AM #8
magickers made getting water too easy

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
July 29, 2015, 09:44:58 PM #9
empty bags that fill my apartment to capacity

#thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
July 29, 2015, 10:08:35 PM #10
my pregnancy had complications

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
July 29, 2015, 10:08:56 PM #11
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.
July 29, 2015, 10:25:42 PM #12
Quote from: Lizzie on July 29, 2015, 10:08:56 PM
The dingo ate my baby.
#thanksmagickers

I think this one wins!
August 08, 2015, 04:03:04 AM #13
I came back to Arm after a long, long time and I thought "Maybe I should roll up a magicker"

#thanksmagickers
Back from a long retirement
August 08, 2015, 01:20:12 PM #14
I use to say I would never play gicks and then I did and seldom go back.

#thanksdirtygicks
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
August 08, 2015, 01:29:43 PM #15
I haven't branched a skill in ten days played!

#thanksmagickers
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
August 11, 2015, 05:30:45 PM #16
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers
Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
August 11, 2015, 05:48:01 PM #17
I keep failing when I want to make money and succeeding when I want to raise a skill. #thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 06:28:30 PM #18
I wore my sunglasses at night.  Still couldn't.
#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 11, 2015, 07:35:26 PM #19
I got tossed in the Allanaki dungeons because the default wear location of my gloves was my belt and everyone could see my starhands.
#thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 07:43:37 PM #20
I never get to practice bandage because everyone just uses Vivaduns Vivaudans Vaginanas water mages.

#thanksmagickers
August 11, 2015, 07:49:43 PM #21
I got takeout, and someone put mayonnaise on my food.

#thanksmagickers #noyoumayonot
August 11, 2015, 10:15:44 PM #22


#thanksmagickers
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
August 12, 2015, 01:35:43 AM #23
one time the game crashed after I'd just woken up from being unconscious.  I re-entered the game awake but with a knockout counter on, so I could look around and talk but couldn't stand or move until my eyes fluttered open while fully conscious.  #thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
August 12, 2015, 09:20:49 AM #24
The time I an entire bedroom.
#thanksmagickers
August 12, 2015, 11:55:19 AM #25
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.

#thanksmagickers

Come onnnnnnnn... did you REALLY think I'd post about anything ELSE? Fuggedahbahtit!
I'm taking an indeterminate break from Armageddon for the foreseeable future and thereby am not available for mudsex.
Quote
In law a man is guilty when he violates the rights of others. In ethics he is guilty if he only thinks of doing so.
August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM #26
Quote from: ShaLeah on August 12, 2015, 11:55:19 AM
Once you mudsex with magicker cantrips all other mudsex seems routine and boring.

#thanksmagickers


Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.
August 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM #27
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.

It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.

10/10, would fade again.
August 12, 2015, 08:29:36 PM #28
Bottomed as a Rukkian once. Wished up to have our characters fall through the stone second floor, no staff response.

#thanksmagickers
August 13, 2015, 02:42:59 PM #29
Couple of magickers discussing a gemmed's newborn.

http://geekxgirls.com/article.php?ID=5290

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 14, 2015, 08:32:02 AM #30
Quote from: Delirium on August 12, 2015, 05:49:27 PM
Quote from: wizturbo on August 12, 2015, 05:34:03 PM
Especially defiler and Nilazi cantrips!  Those really spice things up, in the bring a barf bag kind of way.

It's glorious, in the most disgusting way possible. All those clammy hands and rotten stench kisses.

10/10, would fade again.

All I can think is like
http://i.imgur.com/PHqFAxv.jpg
August 15, 2015, 02:25:33 PM #31
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food

#thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
August 15, 2015, 04:10:00 PM #32
Someone's buried the red flowers under the tiny red flowers. Again!!!

#thanksmajickers
August 16, 2015, 02:00:48 PM #33
Quote from: whitt on August 15, 2015, 02:25:33 PM
Quote from: Nergal
08/15/2015
It is now harder to find clean water when foraging for food

#thanksmagickers

I think that was #thankswitchhunters actually.
But still.
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.
August 19, 2015, 08:00:44 PM #34
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI

I am in hell.

#thanksmagickers
My characters are mean not me!
August 19, 2015, 09:01:18 PM #35
Quote from: shadeoux on August 11, 2015, 05:30:45 PM
My fingers wiggle nonstop now, I think I got it!
#thanksmagickers

remove hands pants


But...ipad battery died right in the middle of...something important. 
#thanksmagickers (elkran bastard stealing my electricity)
August 19, 2015, 10:40:25 PM #36
Quote from: Wday on August 19, 2015, 08:00:44 PM
My mother in-law is a defiler
My daughter is an Elkrosian
My son is a Drovian I think
My wife is a PSI

I am in hell.

#thanksmagickers


Guild sniff harder

#thanksmagickers

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
August 24, 2015, 07:16:08 PM #37
Washed car today and it rained.

#thanksmagickers
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
September 03, 2015, 07:54:14 PM #38
My character did something preeetty weird because its player (hey that's me) missed an important detail in a tdescription.  #thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
September 03, 2015, 07:58:39 PM #39
Clan went hunting for magickers on a night I decided not to log in and they all wound up getting eaten by mantis.

#thanksmagickers
September 03, 2015, 09:13:40 PM #40
I went from peckish to very hungry all the sudden just as I started mudsexxing, now I gotta work this travel cake into the scene or suffer low hp.

#thanksmagickers
A staff member sends you:
"Normally we don't see a <redacted> walk into a room full of <redacted> and start indiscriminately killing."

You send to staff:
"Welcome to Armageddon."
September 04, 2015, 09:43:32 AM #41 Last Edit: September 04, 2015, 09:46:28 AM by shadeoux
This guy I was stalking, discretely pulled out a travel cake while mudsexing, then ate it!
#thanksmagickers
Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
September 04, 2015, 09:45:43 AM #42
Magickers must be responsible for our poor #16 rank on Top Mud Sites. #thanksmagickers
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
September 04, 2015, 11:31:56 AM #43
we have 6 times more votes on TMC as competitors that have 4 times more votes as us on TMS.



#thanksmagickers
The neat, clean-shaven man sends you a telepathic message:
     "I tried hairy...Im sorry"
September 04, 2015, 11:32:49 AM #44
The stat I prioritized last ended up being the lowest! No fair! #thanksmagickers
September 04, 2015, 12:11:09 PM #45
I've been script-foraging for salt for hours now and I know every coded echo by heart, whatever it is I just saw has to be magick and/or staff trying to kill me (with magick)! #thanksmagickers
Quote from: Decameron on September 16, 2010, 04:47:50 PM
Character: "I've been working on building a new barracks for some tim-"
NPC: "Yeah, that fell through, sucks but YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIREEE!! FIRE-KANKS!!"
September 15, 2015, 01:21:25 PM #46
My 200 days played mul warrior/sorcerer still can't get the high score in Giant's Fist.

#thanksmagickers
September 20, 2015, 12:49:03 AM #47
Another thread on magick.

#thanksmagickers
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
September 21, 2015, 04:34:24 PM #48
mudsex thread devolves into discussion of baby-eating... #thanksmagickers
Quote from: BadSkeelz
Ah well you should just kill those PCs. They're not worth the time of plotting creatively against.
September 21, 2015, 08:37:38 PM #49
Kept awake until 3am on a work night only to find an abandoned camp with no babies in it to kill.

#thanksmagickers
September 22, 2015, 12:45:45 AM #50 Last Edit: September 22, 2015, 12:54:39 AM by Inks
Having your camp burnt to the ground and having to survive in the wastes with your ex-boss's kid, with only gurth for company. DID I ASK FOR PARENT RP?

#thanksmagickers
September 24, 2015, 07:17:25 PM #51
I am flaccid and the promises of Whatsisname to 'stiffen my wick' were all lies.

Fucking thanks magickers. :(
We were somewhere near the Shield Wall, on the edge of the Red Desert, when the drugs began to take hold...
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