Would you stop playing if Nyr changed your sdesc to 'the arsehole'?

Started by lordcooper, February 05, 2015, 07:51:12 PM

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This only fits the sdesc critera if it is objective, not subjective. So if we are talking about a character simply displaying personality characteristics of arsehole-ness, then it's not allowable, and of course I'd have to quit the game in protest over violation of our all-important rules. But if it was changed to "the arsehole" because, objectively, the character literally was a giant walking asshole, then that would be OK.

I think it would require a special app, though.
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Quote from: Talia on February 05, 2015, 08:42:48 PM
This only fits the sdesc critera if it is objective, not subjective. So if we are talking about a character simply displaying personality characteristics of arsehole-ness, then it's not allowable, and of course I'd have to quit the game in protest over violation of our all-important rules. But if it was changed to "the arsehole" because, objectively, the character literally was a giant walking asshole, then that would be OK.

I think it would require a special app, though.

Next special app:

sdesc: the grey, hairless arsehole

mdesc:
This arsehole is grey and hairless. It appears that the arsehole became detached from a stump.
It is quite stinky. It has no legs, arms, nor head. It is hard to determine exactly how it gets around
as there are no discernible eyes. It smells mostly of shit, because of the clinging turd that hangs
to it.

Age: Older than shit

Race: Dwarf

Guild: Assassin

Subguild: Hunter

Height: 10 inches

Weight: 1 stone
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Quote from: slvrmoontiger on February 05, 2015, 09:32:13 PM
Quote from: Talia on February 05, 2015, 08:42:48 PM
This only fits the sdesc critera if it is objective, not subjective. So if we are talking about a character simply displaying personality characteristics of arsehole-ness, then it's not allowable, and of course I'd have to quit the game in protest over violation of our all-important rules. But if it was changed to "the arsehole" because, objectively, the character literally was a giant walking asshole, then that would be OK.

I think it would require a special app, though.

Next special app:

sdesc: the grey, hairless arsehole

mdesc:
This arsehole is grey and hairless. It appears that the arsehole became detached from a stump.
It is quite stinky. It has no legs, arms, nor head. It is hard to determine exactly how it gets around
as there are no discernible eyes. It smells mostly of shit, because of the clinging turd that hangs
to it.

Age: Older than shit

Race: Dwarf

Guild: Assassin

Subguild: Hunter

Height: 10 inches

Weight: 1 stone
You forgot to mention everytime it moves it fills the room with.
"Somehow, against all laws of physics, the arsehole moves against the tide of gravity to shift across the room"

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Quote from: Jihelu on February 05, 2015, 09:58:09 PM
Quote from: slvrmoontiger on February 05, 2015, 09:32:13 PM
Quote from: Talia on February 05, 2015, 08:42:48 PM
This only fits the sdesc critera if it is objective, not subjective. So if we are talking about a character simply displaying personality characteristics of arsehole-ness, then it's not allowable, and of course I'd have to quit the game in protest over violation of our all-important rules. But if it was changed to "the arsehole" because, objectively, the character literally was a giant walking asshole, then that would be OK.

I think it would require a special app, though.

Next special app:

sdesc: the grey, hairless arsehole

mdesc:
This arsehole is grey and hairless. It appears that the arsehole became detached from a stump.
It is quite stinky. It has no legs, arms, nor head. It is hard to determine exactly how it gets around
as there are no discernible eyes. It smells mostly of shit, because of the clinging turd that hangs
to it.

Age: Older than shit

Race: Dwarf

Guild: Assassin

Subguild: Hunter

Height: 10 inches

Weight: 1 stone
You forgot to mention everytime it moves it fills the room with.
"Somehow, against all laws of physics, the arsehole moves against the tide of gravity to shift across the room"

That would be putting an action in the main description and that would surely cause my special app to be rejected. It will just have to be a pre or post emote every time it moves.
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