Why Do You Vote Every Day?

[Cavaticus]

I vote every day because Ginka was my tailgunner during the Great War, and I never forget a friend.

[Desertman]

I vote because everyone needs a voice. Everyone needs someone to stand up for them. I am that someone. I am that hero.

[Marauder Moe]

Armageddon is my anti-drug.

[Down Under]

I vote because I secretly want Marauder Moe to like me and invite me to the Gith Prom.

[whitt]

Because I'm too lazy to send Kudos everyday.

[deathkamon]

I vote because my own creepy pasta of Ginka I made scares me. And it was my creepy pasta. And I find it scary.

[RogueGunslinger]

Because I'm hopeless.

[Molten Heart]

I vote every day because I can't vote every hour.

[deathkamon]

And if any of you wanna know just how scared that creepy pasta makes me...

This is it.

[solera]

Because I'm hopelessly in love.

[Jihelu]

Everytime I vote I like to imagine it gives me secret karma.

[Cavaticus]

Today I voted because I heard Mr. Wonka has hidden a golden ticket inside five lucky vote buttons.

[Desertman]

Today I voted for the children.

[Cavaticus]

Today I voted to win the love of a woman who done me wrong.

[nauta]

What, precisely, is up with TMS?  Also, today I voted because what precisely is up with TMS?  Are those other muds even real?

[Cavaticus]

Today I voted in somber remembrance of the St Scholastica Day riot.

[Desertman]

Today I voted for a small smackeral of honey.

[Cavaticus]

Today I voted as a sort of inauguration for a clean install on my work laptop.

[Desertman]

Today I voted to stop the communist uprising.

[Delirium]

Today I voted to shut up the Tumblr warriors.

[Narf]

Today I voted to rise up against the bourgeoisie

[Kol]

Today I voted because the tomatoes.

[Cavaticus]

Today I voted so as to silence the voices in my head, if only for a little while.

[Delirium]

Today I voted to cure my hangover.

[Malken]

TODAY I VOTED LOUDER THAN USUAL JUST BECAUSE.