Mudsex apocalypse?

[ShaLeah]

I'll mudsex you, Potaje. Horrible grammar and all.

He is the exception. Everyone else expect a fade after the first time where I see you suck at it. Karma dock be damned!

[Desertman]

if someone doesn't like your grammar and your grammar doesn't get their rocks off and they ask for ftb it is not bad form, deal with it.

if however they avoid you entirely because of your spelling and grammar, you need to ask yourself just how high your standards are for spelling/grammar or you need to consider that maybe you are just that awful, and try to get some help improving if at all possible.

I'll view it as bad form because as I said before, it can't be helped in some cases. It is not something that can just be improved at will. And having a scene cut short for something you personally can't help, and requires a little understanding and patience is just lame.

I personally do my best, but when you can't see how a word is spelt(like me). Or you don't hear every comma, quotation, period or any other punctuation or see them or who they are used(like me) It can be hard to know how they are placed. So while I can understand from a person's prospective who is used to all these thing's prospective and give some leeway, I would expect the same respect in kind. I personally see that as only fair.

Quote from: Barzalene on Today at 11:34:43 AM

That's OK. We'll be all celibate and productive!

Can't we go someplace and snuggle? Promise I won't fad on you!

My only real question here is this.

Being blind, and using a program that reads the screen to you....

Do you change the reader's voice to a sexy time hotline girl voice when you are doing the mudsex to make it more "realistic" for you?

Curious minds want to know.

[Malken]

Hahah.. Knowing how these "e-readers" usually sound like (some sort of robotic neutral voice), it has to be freaking hilarious hearing that voice trying to read what your lover is exclaiming in the heat of his/her passion..

....and now I'm going to log my next mudsex session and totally run it through a program like it just to see.

http://webaim.org/simulations/screenreader-sim.htm

Jesus, it's like making sweet love to Stephen Hawking.

[Desertman]

So long as I am asking, do you type in what you want to enter for your own entries after the screen reader confirms where your prompt is at?

Or do you say out loud what you want entered?

Because sitting there saying what you are doing during the mudsex and having the sexy voice say back to you what your partner is doing.....is just such a great mental image.

[Malken]

So long as I am asking, do you type in what you want to enter for your own entries after the screen reader confirms where your prompt is at?

Or do you say out loud what you want entered?

Because sitting there saying what you are doing during the mudsex and having the sexy voice say back to you what your partner is doing.....is just such a great mental image.

How would that work, though? I can just picture the guy speaking aloud, "emote runs his fingers along TILDE NOSPACE voluptuous while gazing lovingly into (I don't know the English word for ^) NOSPACE voluptuous, his erection showing through ME pants while ME eyes are bright with lust for EXCLAMATION NO SPACE voluptuous"

[Desertman]

So long as I am asking, do you type in what you want to enter for your own entries after the screen reader confirms where your prompt is at?

Or do you say out loud what you want entered?

Because sitting there saying what you are doing during the mudsex and having the sexy voice say back to you what your partner is doing.....is just such a great mental image.

How would that work, though? I can just picture the guy speaking aloud, "emote runs his fingers along TILDE NOSPACE voluptuous while gazing lovingly into (I don't know the English word for ^) NOSPACE voluptuous, his erection showing through ME pants while ME eyes are bright with lust for EXCLAMATION NO SPACE voluptuous"

My point exactly.

I want to know how that works.

[Zoan]

^ is carat, Malken.

[Aruven]

Not sure why the other thread was closed, it's pretty obvious people still want to discuss this.

Because it had a whole 14 hours and as you can see, anyone who disagrees with the mindset and this change wants to rape people.

Be careful, Desertman.

Yeah, that was a bit snarky.

I can do better than that and should do better than that. My apology.

Can I request that we get the previous thread re-opened since people still want to discuss the topic, and it didn't seem to be open for very long before being closed?

Also, I know you probably didn't mean it this way, but it seems like you are saying anyone who disagrees with this decision just wants to rape people or roleplay raping people and we should find a new game. I apparently am not the only one who felt this way in regards to the comments made by yourself. I find that unsettling and I would like some clarification on that front. Because being openly called a creepy rapist/rapist want-to-be just doesn't seem....right....just because I happen to disagree. (I don't even disagree with the rape subject matter or the lack of said subject matter. I mostly disagree with the universal censorship model.)

Of all the political things I do -not- comment on -this- is the one you want to get involved in.

[Yummri]

There was a couple of female voices that were supposed to be sexy once....yeah I can only really describe it as...a drunk hooker, the type you might find in those really really bad 70's porno's, trying to be all sexy when they are really doing more to disturb you than anything else.....good times.

As for speaking...no you could use Dragon for this....but yeah having to be all "Emote, takes, tilde, person, by, the, hips and rides, hard, various enlarged and pornstar qualities, until screaming blah blah blah" is hilarious and generally really, really, embarrassing...but people do, do it.

Also...yeah I hear Stephen Hawkins saying nasty things to me a lot. Good thing I have a great imagination.

[ShaLeah]

Now I wanna have mudsex with the Hawkins.

* ShaLeah wriggles her eyebrows.

[slvrmoontiger]

I'm not upset, and in all honesty it was taken as sarcasm. I use sarcasm a lot.

But that and the follow up of "not worth my time" seemed a little bit of a harsh response. Even the best spellers and those great with grammar typo and get it wrong. So while taking it with a pinch of salt. It still needed saying. At least I thought so.

Just for your information I said that boring mudsexers weren't worth my time. I don't call people who have problems with grammar or with slow typing or slow reading boring. I call boring people boring. I've found quite a few people that mudsex that have really bad grammar or are slow at reading and typing to be quite worthy of my time. I would suggest in the future you don't assume that boring means something without finding out what it means first.

[Narf]

I'm not upset, and in all honesty it was taken as sarcasm. I use sarcasm a lot.

But that and the follow up of "not worth my time" seemed a little bit of a harsh response. Even the best spellers and those great with grammar typo and get it wrong. So while taking it with a pinch of salt. It still needed saying. At least I thought so.

Just for your information I said that boring mudsexers weren't worth my time. I don't call people who have problems with grammar or with slow typing or slow reading boring. I call boring people boring. I've found quite a few people that mudsex that have really bad grammar or are slow at reading and typing to be quite worthy of my time. I would suggest in the future you don't assume that boring means something without finding out what it means first.

Err, he wasn't responding to you.

[slvrmoontiger]

I'm not upset, and in all honesty it was taken as sarcasm. I use sarcasm a lot.

But that and the follow up of "not worth my time" seemed a little bit of a harsh response. Even the best spellers and those great with grammar typo and get it wrong. So while taking it with a pinch of salt. It still needed saying. At least I thought so.

Just for your information I said that boring mudsexers weren't worth my time. I don't call people who have problems with grammar or with slow typing or slow reading boring. I call boring people boring. I've found quite a few people that mudsex that have really bad grammar or are slow at reading and typing to be quite worthy of my time. I would suggest in the future you don't assume that boring means something without finding out what it means first.

Err, he wasn't responding to you.

Um no he wasn't but he used my comment stating someone else had said it. I was just clarifying who said the comment.

[Fujikoma]

I'm very very boring and bland with this stuff, but at least better than IRL

[Heade]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

[MadHatter]

Typoing in mudsex scenes is so embarrassing...

emote reaches out to cup you firm beasts, kneadig them as they pee deeply into you's eye...

[Zoan]

Oh god MadHatter, take me now.

[MeTekillot]

Acockalypto

[ShaLeah]

Acockalypto

Acocktolicktoo.

[Rathustra]

Acockalypto

Ah'mmadickin'

[MadHatter]

Oh god MadHatter, take me now.

I probably have  

Also : Ahmagettinsome

[slvrmoontiger]

Typoing in mudsex scenes is so embarrassing...

emote reaches out to cup you firm beasts, kneadig them as they pee deeply into you's eye...

I've seen similar typos like this before in emotes. OOC "You're peeing in my eye?"

Other person OOC: "Fuck, typo hold on let me correct."

I just start laughing. But then again I've typo'd before myself in even non-mudsex scenerios.

[Fujikoma]

The first time I was asked for consent, I received:

OOC: Consent for graphic sexual content, violence, rape, torture, possible removal of genitals, dismemberment, death, (the list went on quite a ways, filling the three and a half lines)...

I thought IRL: Oh dear, what have I just gotten into?

Two seconds later...
ooc Consent granted.

[Zoltan]

First time I mudsexxxed, I was so new that I didn't know any emote special characters besides ~.

So yeah, I then spent a good few years of my Armageddon career frequently practicing teh mudsex to atone for that.  I think I got a handle on it all now. 

[Desertman]

I've always wanted to do this:

(Me) OOC: Consent to horrible sicko weirdo things that anyone should be ashamed of participating in, even in a virtual world.

(Them) OOC: Consent granted.

(Me) OOC: Well, that's good to know....I would like to fade please. Missionary only. May God have mercy on your soul.