Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Your Mom

[manonfire]

Hiiiiiii there, fellow Armer!

Does your current role make you feel like this?



Are you character-less? All lonely and forlorn and pathetic and in a despicable hygienic state?




Two of your most jaded, cynical veteran asshole players (well, maybe one of them is, the other is really quite lovely) are forming like Voltron, and would like to invite you to come be Voltron's penis! Or testicles, since there's technically two open spots. Whatever. Here's a picture of Voltron with a penis.



So, details!

We're looking for a couple easygoing, creative, experienced players to come and flesh out our little miscreant family. Cousins, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, in-laws twice removed, whatever you want. We don't care! We just want your sweet RP action all over our faces!

This is who you'll be playing with!

                           
               (that's me on a typical friday night)                                      (that'd be ourla and a purple gorilla thing and i'm pretty sure she's ogling my manhood)

This is where you'll be playing!*

                               
This is what you'll be playing!**


This is what you'll be doing!***

           

Thanks for your interest and for wading through this mass of silly internet shit! PM either Ourla or myself with a rough character concept and any questions you may have, and we'll kick this puppy.



Also, here's some cat gifs, cause that's what the internet is for.









*Tuluk, just so we're clear.
**Human, not a robot. Don't be silly.
***We'll take any mundane class, and though we can't force you to roll up a sneaky/criminal class, it'd be cool if you did!

[FreeRangeVestric]

I feel like I'll really need to step my gif-finding game up if I ever want to post a family role request.

Anyway, I'm not screaming internally about my role just yet, but good luck in your search!

[Ourla]

We promise it will be the ride of a lifetime.

[RogueGunslinger]

MY god the Kittens! They's so cute ahhhhh.


What was this thread for again?

[Jherlen]

So we'll be playing 0-day assassins (failing hide skill even with smoke bombs), who own cats, at bardic competitions in Tuluk.

SOUNDS GREAT SIGN ME UP.

[Ourla]

Keep em coming, guys.  Pranks! Shenanigans! Free character portraits! Riches galore!

*tempt*

[Molten Heart]

So wait.... it's possible to be a bard -AND- a ninja at the same time?  Why am I only reading this post now?

[path]

This came only a few hours too late.

[Jingo]

Needs more


Possibly


Less

[manonfire]

One spot left, my gentle bitches.

[ShaLeah]

One spot left, my gentle bitches.

Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[Agent_137]

I'd store a character for this, but I'm afraid of enjoying Armageddon too much all over again.

[Barzalene]

I would do this. I would so do this.

[Ourla]

[LauraMars]

Dammit.

[manonfire]

[Malken]

[manonfire]

come at me bro

[Malken]

[manonfire]

Last spot has been grabbed. Thanks to all who applied - it was hard to make a decision.

The power of The Obscene Lovely Marotchini cannot be ignored.

[Orin]

wow, I stop playing arm for a month and miss the chance of a lifetime

I wish your children be mutants and your enemies be gregor clegane, foul person who took the last spot

[Ourla]

<3