Discussion of Changes to ArmageddonMUD

Started by Adhira, March 31, 2013, 01:34:50 PM

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April 01, 2013, 12:41:38 PM #375
So wait, can I still make my l33t warrior brute/mudsexxxor champ who curses like a pirate while bangin all the maidens? >:(
April 01, 2013, 12:42:46 PM #376
Here you go!
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
April 01, 2013, 12:57:38 PM #377
Quote from: maxid on April 01, 2013, 12:40:24 PM
Quote from: palomar on April 01, 2013, 12:23:14 PM
Quote from: Eurynomos on April 01, 2013, 03:16:33 AM
Sorry, guys. I'm packing my bags. This PG *bleep* is just too much for me. I was raised in the veteran school of hard knox. I came from a dying breed of gamers that I see have clearly overstayed their welcome. See ya.

By the looks of it this might be a joke, but if you are leaving, I'm sorry to see you go.

You are bad at the internet and humor.

Not really. I get the reason part is a joke, but Eury could still be leaving (for other reasons). I hope the Legend status is part of the joke.
April 01, 2013, 01:26:50 PM #378 Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 01:31:31 PM by X-D
I am still assuming this to be a well planned joke.

First because "PG Rating" Is simply laughable. I mean really...what, they plan on getting rid of spice or simply changing it to the arm version of an energy drink? Oh no, it is not drugs...gasp.

Secondly because things like "limited to humans" for any time is counterproductive to the statement of "focusing on getting and retaining new players".
If I would have been limited to human when I first started playing, I would have never started playing, and I believe that applies to a sizeable % of potential new players.

Then of course this "Murder, Corruption and Betrayal in a
Harsh, Post-Apocalyptic Desert World" Will need to be changed to this "Meanness, Frowning and light Bullying in a
Sunny, Post-Apocalyptic Desert World"

Then I will believe it.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
April 01, 2013, 01:33:25 PM #379
 :-X
Amor Fati
April 01, 2013, 02:06:02 PM #380
April 1st used to be about funny practical jokes.

Now everyone is just straight trolling!
April 01, 2013, 02:12:06 PM #381
Quote from: AreteX on April 01, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
April 1st used to be about funny practical jokes.

Good day, kind sir. Is your refrigerator running?
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 01, 2013, 02:13:13 PM #382
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2013, 02:12:06 PM
Quote from: AreteX on April 01, 2013, 02:06:02 PM
April 1st used to be about funny practical jokes.

Good day, kind sir. Is your refrigerator running?

Thank you, for promoting the type of jokes that are now allowed on ArmageddonMUD PG.

You are a role model to us all!
April 01, 2013, 02:16:38 PM #383
Quote from: AreteX on April 01, 2013, 02:13:13 PM
Thank you, for promoting the type of jokes that are now allowed on ArmageddonMUD.

How many Tors does it take to sharpen a sword?

Four.

One to sharpen the sword, and three to put up enough of a fight to make it worthwhile.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 01, 2013, 02:18:42 PM #384
Quote from: Morrolan on April 01, 2013, 02:16:38 PM
Quote from: AreteX on April 01, 2013, 02:13:13 PM
Thank you, for promoting the type of jokes that are now allowed on ArmageddonMUD.

How many Tors does it take to sharpen a sword?

Four.

One to sharpen the sword, and three to put up enough of a fight to make it worthwhile.

Hah.  That's actually kinda funny.
April 01, 2013, 02:21:06 PM #385 Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 02:24:06 PM by Morrolan
How many Byn runners does it take to sharpen a sword?

Five.

One to sharpen the sword. One to sneak into the 'rinth and get killed. One to get killed for spice possession. One to spar a half-giant. And one to get killed on contract.

P.S. I will stop derailing to lighten the mood. Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
"I have seen him show most of the attributes one expects of a noble: courtesy, kindness, and honor.  I would also say he is one of the most bloodthirsty bastards I have ever met."
April 01, 2013, 02:49:30 PM #386
Quote from: Morrolan on April 01, 2013, 02:21:06 PM
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.

NO MORE CHILD PORN MUDSEX TORTURE!?!!?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE I QUIT!!!!
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
April 01, 2013, 02:53:27 PM #387
I came back to this thread in the hopes of more butthurt.


It delivered.
April 01, 2013, 02:53:34 PM #388
My elderly christian grandmother approves this change in policy.

Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
April 01, 2013, 03:02:14 PM #389
I'm gonna dig out my Neopets account, at least there they recognize their over 18 playerbase. ;)
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 01, 2013, 03:21:29 PM #390
Quote from: Maso on April 01, 2013, 03:02:14 PM
I'm gonna dig out my Neopets account, at least there they recognize their over 18 playerbase. ;)

Now you're just making me think that maybe the reason we have 47 players online right now is only because highschool kids have the day off today and all of our 13-17 years old playerbase gets to play earlier :(
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 01, 2013, 03:22:55 PM #391
They have a day off? Why? I want a day off. Boo.
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 01, 2013, 03:25:11 PM #392
Quote from: Maso on April 01, 2013, 03:22:55 PM
They have a day off? Why? I want a day off. Boo.

Easter.. I'm pretty sure you get the friday and the monday off..

(and then most of them also have the week off due to spring break)
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 01, 2013, 03:26:08 PM #393
I hate America. In England adults get the friday and monday off too. I've worked both. I'm the boss mind, but still. :<
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 01, 2013, 04:23:41 PM #394
My first PC was a breed and that's why I got PKed and if I didn't get killed that way I wouldn't be playing this game today.
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April 01, 2013, 04:25:14 PM #395
Announcement updated. Thanks for the laughs, all :)
"It doesn't matter what country someone's from, or what they look like, or the color of their skin. It doesn't matter what they smell like, or that they spell words slightly differently, some would say more correctly." - Jemaine Clement. FOTC.
April 01, 2013, 04:27:15 PM #396
And....breathe. Will you look at that! All the rubbish stuff was a joke...and all the cool stuff is actually being considered. Neat!
Quoteemote pees into your eyes deeply

Quote from: Delirium on November 28, 2012, 02:26:33 AM
I don't always act superior... but when I do it's on the forums of a text-based game
April 01, 2013, 04:31:20 PM #397 Last Edit: April 01, 2013, 04:33:23 PM by manonfire
If you took Adhira's post seriously you should probably consider seppuku.
April 01, 2013, 04:34:21 PM #398
The Protest has been changed to a celebration in light of recent events.

Same theme.
April 01, 2013, 04:35:41 PM #399
Quote from: manonfire on April 01, 2013, 04:31:20 PM
If you took Adhira's post seriously you should probably consider seppuku.

I want to emptyquote this 10,000 times.
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