I don't always...

[Kismetic]

I don't always ride a skimmer ....  but when I do, I prefer to stand.  Stay silty, my friends.

[SpyGuy]

I don't always send kudos, but when I do, they're passive aggressive complaints.

[Eurynomos]

I don't always send kudos, but when I do, they're passive aggressive complaints.

I don't always resolve these, but when I do, I usually reject them.

[SpyGuy]

I don't always have my requests rejected, but when I do, I post an angry thread about it on the GDB.

Obviously I'm joking here.  I've never sent or received a passive aggressive kudos.   

[Dar]

I don't always remember the sdescs/names of characters I mention in my character report, but when I do, I either remember them wrong, or come up with silly nicknames.

[Morrolan]

I don't always play Byn Sergeants, but when I do, Akaramu's character dies.

[Hicksville Hoochie]

I don't always mention breasts in my mdesc, but when I do, I'm rich.

[MeTekillot]

I don't always spar, but when I do, I don't emote.

[Harmless]

I don't always spamlook in bars, but when I do, I look with (attention flickering away from conversation) [shadowed gaze meeting ^theirs under mysterious hoody shadows].

[Lithium]

I don't always use feels & thinks, but when I do, my character becomes 10x more hilarious.

[Morrolan]

I don't always finish memes.

[Mooney]

I don't always invite people to see my apartment, but when I do, it's bigger than they expected.

[McKenzie]

I don't always pkill, but when I do it's genocide.

[sprucebark]

I don't always give head, but when I do, its scrab.

[Zoan]

I don't always use sparring weapons, but when I do I never unwield them.

[TheHunted]

I don't always have to go in the middle of playing, but when I do, It's -right- after combat.

[solera]

I don't always idle in the sparring halls, but when I do, I set an awesome ldesc.

[Stardust]

I don't always try to way clannies I see surfing the GDB during their usual login times, but when I do, I never find their mind.

[BleakOne]

I don't always walk east, but when I do, I'm dragging my kill behind.

[Morrolan]

I don't always drink, but when I do, it's agvat.

I don't always change fonts, but when I do, it's TrueType.

[Chettaman]

I don't always celebrate Githmas (out of fear of being killed on holidays)
... but when I do I eat the gifts left behind.

[Maso]

I don't always talk IC on the GDB, but when I do...it's entirely fictional. 

[Cind]

I don't always freak out OOCly, but when I do its about seeing "Your relationship to the land is neutral" every time I pull up >stat.

I don't always play 'rinthis, but when I do I don't die with dignity.

I don't always die of bloodburn, but when I do I try to leave my body somewhere it'll scare people before the hp hits 0.

[Morrolan]

I don't always >em dances.

But when I do...

...it's on your grave.

[ShaLeah]

boog's comment rendered me unable to resist.

I don't always troll but when I do it's so full of passive aggressive !'s 's and LOL's it gives me the illusion of saying what I want without having to risk being banned from the forum.