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December 20, 2012, 10:35:07 PM
I don't always spar, but when I do, I turn mercy off.
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.
December 21, 2012, 02:51:32 AM #1
I don't always mudsex elves, but when I do, I finish with a knife.
December 21, 2012, 03:25:08 AM #2
I don't always hang out with elementalists, but when I do, I try to get them to teach my mundane spells.
December 21, 2012, 03:38:55 AM #3
I don't always ride with the Byn, but when I do, I scramble for purchase.
December 21, 2012, 03:49:04 AM #4
I don't always log in, but when I do, I log out.
December 21, 2012, 04:25:11 AM #5
I don't always eat brainz, but when I sink my claws into your flesh, i'll be feasting tonight.

It's almost poetry!
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December 21, 2012, 07:20:23 AM #6
I don't always drink Dos Equis, but when I do, I'm arrested by the templarate for knowing the letter X.
December 21, 2012, 09:06:15 AM #7
Quote from: BadSkeelz on December 21, 2012, 03:49:04 AM
I don't always log in, but when I do, I log out.

sigged
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
December 21, 2012, 09:35:53 AM #8
I don't always play from my phone when I have shoddy service
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
December 21, 2012, 09:37:25 AM #9
, but when I do, it
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
December 21, 2012, 09:39:50 AM #10
takes a while to move from room to room.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.
December 21, 2012, 09:42:25 AM #11
i dont always play dwafs, but when I due, I due it like this

Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
December 21, 2012, 09:43:44 AM #12
I don't always ask for consent, but when I do, I make them regret it.


(I always ask for consent.)
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.
December 21, 2012, 10:53:34 AM #13
I don't always idle, but when I
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
December 21, 2012, 11:00:00 AM #14
I don't always play mindbenders, but when I do, purple eared phonetic danger brooms, you know?
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
December 21, 2012, 12:21:21 PM #15
I don't always log in, but when I do I "who".

I don't always have lag, but when I do its on a trip from Allanak to Tuluk.
Quote from: SynthesisI always thought of jozhals as like...reptilian wallabies.

Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWitI pictured them as cute, glittery mini-velociraptors.
Kinda like a My Little Pony that could eat your face.
December 21, 2012, 01:20:20 PM #16
I don't always lay with scrab, but when I do, I use a dung ball for a pillow.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
December 22, 2012, 12:41:08 AM #17
I don't always use the wrong command, but when I do, I walk east (dragging its kill behind it).
Sometimes, severity is the price we pay for greatness
December 22, 2012, 12:49:49 AM #18
I don't always use alias accounts on the GDB, but when I do I make sure the avatars are creepy.
And I am catching up, and I am seeing red
How about I prove I'm right and raise it overhead?
December 22, 2012, 04:31:12 AM #19
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
December 22, 2012, 05:09:50 AM #20
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.
December 22, 2012, 07:16:43 AM #21
Quote from: SpyGuy on December 22, 2012, 05:09:50 AM
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.

You mean you're not supposed to do this?
December 22, 2012, 07:35:15 AM #22
I don't always use words incorrectly, but when I do ... I giggle in bemusement.
Quote from: Marauder Moe
Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
December 22, 2012, 07:57:46 AM #23
I don't always play peak time, but when I do, I get PKed.
December 22, 2012, 09:26:19 AM #24
Quote from: Tuannon on December 22, 2012, 07:16:43 AM
Quote from: SpyGuy on December 22, 2012, 05:09:50 AM
I don't always hide in taverns, but when I do, I semote pleasuring myself in a corner.

You mean you're not supposed to do this?

Hide in taverns?  Or pleasure yourself in the corner?

And to add:  I don't always hunt raptors, but when I do, I loan them a sword.
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