ARMrage

[Fujikoma]

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>roll harmless flavor merchant
>Your strength is below average, your agility is extremely good, your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is exceptional
Fucking hell


Look at it this way. Agility means you can have more in your hands at once, wisdom means you learn faster, and all that endurance? You'll be a badass with the way. You just rolled a killer merchant.

[long live miley cyrus]

His strength went to average after his birthday, too, and probably would have spanned out with his lowering agility after a few game years.

It would be pretty awesome if I didn't store with unhappy regularity.

[Aruven]

Okay - getting too into this.  Going to stop now.  This one is called "Not Even a 'Rinther":

I don't know these are all funny but the delivery of this made me laugh ridiculously.

Also, can the community please continue making these for my amusement?

I shouldn't have to rezz this !

[Fujikoma]

It's about right. It's why I mastercraft humble, yet functional things. Screw rubies and gilded vests, pass me that half-eaten strip of leather.

[Bogre]

I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.

I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.

Yeah, I got a 'nice reroll' once too, heh.

[RogueGunslinger]

I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.

I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.

Yeah, I got a 'nice reroll' once too, heh.

Sounds like you need to die more often.

[MeTekillot]

I, on the other hand, once got a 'good choice undoing that reroll'

[Cind]

Bumping this because people NEED it

Read from the beginning, and bask in the glory!

[Tetra]

[Tetra]

Embiggen

Ahahahahahaa.  This is Horrrible. 

[TheWanderer]

why are you people letting this die? here's a shitty one that's likely been covered, but in an effort to resuscitate this thread, I post something off the cuff:



http://imgur.com/tLZdT0L

[Shik]

I had some time to kill today.

u wot?

[Aruven]

The ragemaker is no longer available? NO!

[Shik]

Dan's ragemaker is back up. It was down after the domain name expired, for a day or two. http://ragemaker.net/

Here's another one, because why not:

The Stages of Storage

[Jihelu]

Never forgetti

[BadSkeelz]

Yeah, that's about right.

[yousuff]

My last character's stats:
Strength:Below Average
Agility:Above average
Wisdom:Poor
Endurance:Poor
Worst character I've ever rolled.
They had 80 hp, and 80 stun points.

[Shik]

Every. Damn. Time.

[JackGibbons]

My first contribution:



Or http://imgur.com/1FsiLel

[Clearsighted]

My first contribution:



Or http://imgur.com/1FsiLel

Hah. Bandaging is a ripe field for ARMrage comments. Like knowing that a bandagemaking fucker (Let's call him Amos) has recently acquired 300 sid bandages that were lovingly crafted and imbued with the tears of a crying Akei...and your character is laying there, bleeding out on the floor, on the verge of death.

Amos looks at you.
Amos gets a scrap of cloth from his carru-hide backpack.
Amos holds his scrap of cloth.

You bastard, Amos! I'd like to scream that I'd reimburse him the cost of his prized bandage.

[Synthesis]

You can't waste your pro bandages on mere hp loss.  Everybody knows that.

[Case]

why are you people letting this die? here's a shitty one that's likely been covered, but in an effort to resuscitate this thread, I post something off the cuff:



http://imgur.com/tLZdT0L

Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"

That caused some rage sometimes

[BadSkeelz]

Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"

That caused some rage sometimes

based on actual events

[Case]

Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"

That caused some rage sometimes

based on actual events

Bow lyvren is cute :3

[Clearsighted]

You can't waste your pro bandages on mere hp loss.  Everybody knows that.

It depends on what's going on. Being down to like 15 HPs and unable to do anything, in a chaotic situation, with no ability to bandage yourself, can be a bit nerve wracking. Especially when time is of the essence. But mostly because your life is on the line, and clearly Amos is wrestling with questions of opportunity costs. That said, at the time, it was more funny than rage inducing.