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[Zoan]

Long live the sarge!

[ale six]

sarge is dead, im the new sarge

gimme ur 300 gold

[Delirium]

http://imgur.com/a/CPAFq#0



Some of them are missing, unfortunately. I couldn't recover them all

[tortall]

OMG YES!!!

[FreeRangeVestric]

Wow, that is great.

"Im the new sarge now. Got your 300 gold?" 

[tortall]

OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!

[FreeRangeVestric]

OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!

...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!

[tortall]

OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!

...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!

Master Z quit writing them after that one I think. :-(

[Aruven]

OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!

...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!

Master Z quit writing them after that one I think. :-(

Dood wat?

Unacceptable. Seeing this was the first time I had laughed in weeks.

[Patuk]

I should upload this to every sexism/whoring/whatever thread.

[Jo]

These had me laughing pretty hard.  

Here's one for you.  It's called Lil' Amos - The Throwaway: http://i.imgur.com/owiMnMH.png

[Iiyola]

I wish!!!

[valeria]

I love that one!  Probably because I basically had this happen, except with a southern noble instead of a "throwaway."  Which led to some of my favorite lines from staff ever:

reroll self
Your strength is now above average, your agility is now exceptional,
  your wisdom is now extremely good, and your endurance is now extremely good.
Saving Portenna.

Someone says, out of character:
     "Whoa, nice reroll."

Someone says, out of character:
     "Just when you don't need it."

[Jo]

Val: too funny.  That seems to be the way-of-the-stats - when you don't need them, you have them; when you do need them, you don't have them!    

You guys are going to think I am a total stat-whore (though in sincerity, poor stats can offer some pretty good RP opportunities, and I hope this doesn't cause that age-old convo. about stats to resurface).  Here's one for Amosmaximus, That One-Eyed Badass:



One time I had this little Vivaduan gal with a strength of exceptional (I think this may have been before stat prioritization), and my Amosmaximus the Big Biceps Brute right after was average.

[Malken]

Never commit to a character concept until you've seen their stats, kids!

And if you role a noble with awesome stats, then just spam barrier and change your career and role, Staff will never notice you!

[Jo]

Never commit to a character concept until you've seen their stats, kids!

And if you role a noble with awesome stats, then just spam barrier and change your career and role, Staff will never notice you!

Yeah - I know the comics I've made might suggest a very poor way of going about character creation.  I am not really like that . 

But you've got to admit, sometimes you've been pretty stoked/heartbroken about that initial roll/reroll.  That all goes away after a while though: a poorly planned or unenjoyable concept is still crappy, even if you have crazy-good stats.  One time I stored a warrior after 4 days played, and he had 2 exceptionals and 2 VG's (or something along those lines).  Just hated him.

[Jo]

Okay - getting too into this.  Going to stop now.  This one is called "Not Even a 'Rinther":

[Zoan]

I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.

[morrigan]

I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.

I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.

[Fujikoma]

I don't think I've gotten across the board awesome rolls, I kind of wonder what it's like. I've gotten some rather bad ones, but those turned out to be fun to play regardless.

[evilcabbage]

i've self-murdilated characters that I grew to despise. I once suicided a character because I loathed him that much. I regret doing it because his concept was awesome, but somebody said something and I went "fuck you guy you want to be all ooc in my ic, fuck you" and then fucked myself of a great character.

[slatefox]

I don't think I've gotten across the board awesome rolls, I kind of wonder what it's like. I've gotten some rather bad ones, but those turned out to be fun to play regardless.

I once had a d-elf character with something along the lines of absolutely incredible strength and agility and very good wisdom and very good endurance.  This was maybe 2005 or 2006 or something?  It was my first d-elf and the play was fun for a good month or two, but I had picked a tribe that couldn't go anywhere outside their range and it had just gotten AWFUL.  There was a storyline going on but it was opposite the times I played.  Just me, roaming around by myself day in and day out.  I got it into my head that I would make the character stupidly bold, just so I could have an "accident."  I began exploring no-no danger zones... and literally nothing stood in her way.  She was a psychopathic juggernaut despite being a month old with no branched skills.  It was.... well... I didn't know if I wanted to punch myself in the face for rolling stats like that on a character I didn't actually want to play or for not going a different direction with the character. 

I finally ended up killing her, in the middle of a scene that I was actually ENJOYING.  Without getting into specifics, her death was so absolutely corny and hilarious that I remember her for the fun I had in her last 10 minutes more than I remember her for any other thing I did with her.

[Voular]

Haha, Jo! Hahahaha. I hate the god damn stereotypes and their stereotypical outfits. Yes, who cares about your patchwork cloak? We know you can afford fourteen silk greatcloaks, you swanky fucking ranger.

[manonfire]

Five or six years ago, I had a gemmed Elkran that worked for an Oashi noble.

He had a really unusual background, having lived more or less in complete isolation for decades. He got ancient as fuck and decided, given his increasing decrepitude, he needed to live in a city where he didn't have to murder meks for food, so he packed his shit and headed for Allanak and took a gem.

He worked for Oash for a few RL months and hated it and the noble so goddamned much that he ended up killing himself. I'd considered ending him in spectacular fashion, like maybe taking a few nobles and a templar out with him, but it didn't make much sense for him to do.

Sometimes characters just reach their logical end, you know? As a player, it's hard to let go of a badass PC, especially a maxxed Elkran, but the satisfaction I got from ending his story appropriately felt good man.

[long live miley cyrus]

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>roll harmless flavor merchant
>Your strength is below average, your agility is extremely good, your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is exceptional
Fucking hell