Pooping

[bartenderer]

Hmm, any ideas on what Zalanthians do to clean themselves up after?

John Spartan: How's that damn three seashell thing work?

[boog]

They find a bush or crap one out to look like a beetle's.

[bartenderer]

But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

[boog]

But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.

[Kismetic]

Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

[BlackMagic0]

Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!

[bartenderer]

Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!

Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.

[BlackMagic0]

Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!

Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.

Freaking FCC...

They wipe with rags is my guess. Or how I've always roleplayed it in the pooping rooms for certain clans. Also I always been curious where the sewer system of Allanak was hooked up to top side for all that shit to pile down there... some communal bathrooms at the Taverns or something.

[Kismetic]

I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.

Sand bidet, anyone?

Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.

[BlackMagic0]

I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.
Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.

They would never use water to wash their backside. Also numut vines would not be highly accessible by anyone south of Luir's Outpost. And more then likely is more valuable then some ragged, torn, dirty pieces of sand cloth that you found or from your old cloak/pants/shirt. Maybe not the best wiper.. but its not a waste of resources.

[bartenderer]

Anyone ever seen the Japanese film, Woman In the Dunes?

Well there is a scene where the woman cleans her dishes with sand. Thinking about it for a bit...it made sense. The sand would cake up around the moist areas, but then you could brush it off when dry - taking the filth with it.

So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?

[Kismetic]

They're -definitely- not wasting water, agreed.  Umm ...  I'm at a loss, here.  I'm going to completely forget this was ever posted (for fear of girls answering).

[BlackMagic0]

So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?

I'd say sand to the butt hole has to be utterly uncomfortable.. how could anyone enjoy rough sand all up there? And it'd get stuck.. and.. I'd still say some rags would be the most logical..

[bartenderer]

I suppose rags makes sense.

[boog]

But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.

iamnotagirl

[valeria]

Doesn't one well known room of one compound have "cleaning sand" in the description somewhere?  Or am I misremembering?

[Xeran Van Houten]

Two of them, actually... But I don't think it says if it's for cleaning one's self or the room...

I'd think, if necessary, one would smear sand if particularly messy, then use a rag to scrape it off when caked.

[boog]

I can't wait to see an advertisement on the IG boards for a noble's poop wiper.

[bartenderer]

That would be an odd one to RP out. I'd prolly fade. Had an IC poop once that I faded on. Unless there was someone hiding, pretty sure I faded on myself there.

[Mooney]

La la la la I can't hear you la la la la

But in all seriousness, unless it's a bowel disease worth RPing, I don't think or want to think about it. The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

[Kismetic]

The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

You mean you MUD so much, you give yourself an impaction?

[Semper]

Actually, desert tribes in RL use their hands. That's why they don't shake or do ritual things with a certain hand.    The sand and straw you see in some places is to clean your hands off, and also to keep the floor from getting too messy.

[bartenderer]

The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?

[Mooney]

The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?

I...can't tell if this is a serious request. But if it is, why not, I am not ashamed! Eh.

[bartenderer]

Sig'ed.