April Fools...Skills..LOL

Started by Krath, April 01, 2010, 11:03:50 AM

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April 01, 2010, 11:03:50 AM
Quote from: roughneck on October 13, 2018, 10:06:26 AM
Armageddon is best when it's actually harsh and brutal, not when we're only pretending that it is.
April 01, 2010, 11:06:58 AM #1 Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 01:08:06 PM by mansa
::edit::

I made a joke about the skill levels being the april fools joke -> being ORGASMIC
thus ruining the joke for everybody :(
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Quote from: Morgenes on April 01, 2011, 10:33:11 PM
You win Armageddon, congratulations!  Type 'credits', then store your character and make a new one
April 01, 2010, 11:27:31 AM #2
Bravo to Staff..

These are some of the best April Fools... Hilarious.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
April 01, 2010, 11:36:22 AM #3
Ugh.  Something I wouldn't mind seeing implemented and of course it's a joke.
You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany.  Except for maybe Allanak."

-Anonymous
April 01, 2010, 12:01:53 PM #4
That is the funniest arm april fools prank yet.

Love it.

Can we keep them?
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
April 01, 2010, 12:09:28 PM #5
Seriously cool prank.  8)
Quote from: Fnord on November 27, 2010, 01:55:19 PM
May the fap be with you, always. ;D
April 01, 2010, 12:16:49 PM #6
Guys! Way to ruin it. Some people haven't gotten it yet.
April 01, 2010, 12:27:44 PM #7
brief skills
April 01, 2010, 12:39:21 PM #8
Quote from: 5 day lifespan on April 01, 2010, 11:36:22 AM
Ugh.  Something I wouldn't mind seeing implemented and of course it's a joke.

Yea same. I got so excited. I was like SWEET.
If you gaze for long enough into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

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April 01, 2010, 01:16:13 PM #9
Quote from: jmordetsky on April 01, 2010, 12:39:21 PM
Quote from: 5 day lifespan on April 01, 2010, 11:36:22 AM
Ugh.  Something I wouldn't mind seeing implemented and of course it's a joke.

Yea same. I got so excited. I was like SWEET.

Can't trust anything that gets implemented on April 1!
Mal: "Well they tell you: never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
---
Inara: "Thank you for the wine. It's very... fresh."

Mal: "To Kaylee, and her inter-engine fermentation system."
April 01, 2010, 01:19:37 PM #10
watch was implemented on april 1!
some of my posts are serious stuff
April 01, 2010, 01:40:34 PM #11
I giggled.  Very clever!
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."
April 01, 2010, 01:55:54 PM #12
 :D

This should stir the pot: why not implement this feature for real, but for karma-entrusted players only? After all, they've earned a level of trust.  ;)
Lunch makes me happy.
April 01, 2010, 01:56:42 PM #13
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 01:06:21 PM
When I first read this, I thought, "Oh boy! It's like Christmas!"

But then I logged on and saw Pikachu....

Now I'm off to talk people to death and climax with my "Obliterating Sirihish" and my "Orgasmic <redacted> accent" ;D
April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM #14
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM #15
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(

I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ
April 01, 2010, 02:04:10 PM #16
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ

I was playing MUDs before you were born. Noob.

Bwahahahahahhahhhahahaahaha*cough*choke*sob*.
Lunch makes me happy.
April 01, 2010, 02:05:04 PM #17 Last Edit: April 01, 2010, 02:14:25 PM by Malken
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(

I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ

I learned about women's pee pee thanks to Armageddon when I was like 12.

I will never forget you, silver-haired lady elf in Luir's <3
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."
April 01, 2010, 02:11:12 PM #18
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 02:05:04 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(

I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ

I learned about women's pee pee thanks to Armageddon when I was like 12.

wow... you started young.
Choppin muthafuckaz up with mandibles since 1995.
April 01, 2010, 02:13:16 PM #19
Quote from: i can haz mantis on April 01, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 02:05:04 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(

I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ

I learned about women's pee pee thanks to Armageddon when I was like 12.

wow... you started young.
Just think: You were mudsexing with little kids and likely still are.
;D
April 01, 2010, 02:51:13 PM #20
hahahahhahahahah  :D
April 01, 2010, 03:16:31 PM #21
Quote from: AClockworkMelon on April 01, 2010, 02:13:16 PM
Quote from: i can haz mantis on April 01, 2010, 02:11:12 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 02:05:04 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on April 01, 2010, 02:00:36 PM
Quote from: Malken on April 01, 2010, 01:59:21 PM
Just like in 1991! When Armageddon, GnR and Metallica were at their best  :'(

I was born in 1991. ಠ_ಠ

I learned about women's pee pee thanks to Armageddon when I was like 12.

wow... you started young.
Just think: You were mudsexing with little kids and likely still are.
;D


actually i'm using my [redacted] staff to chop their heads off then nom them later.
Choppin muthafuckaz up with mandibles since 1995.
April 02, 2010, 08:37:25 AM #22
"Like ur mom" was my favorite.
April 02, 2010, 10:05:34 AM #23
Oh... it wasn't a joke  :o

I wish there was a list of skill levels somewhere, though. I really have no idea what at least one of them actually means.
April 02, 2010, 10:06:11 AM #24
There is, in 'help skills'.
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