best Arm typos ever

[spawnloser]

So... I have an alias that I mistyped, and part of that was that I was got the space in there too early.  The last letter of the alias got added onto the target, which was me.  I won't say exactly what it was but this was the response I got from the mud: "You don't see any 'fme' here to rest on."

[Cutthroat]

How rude:

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tell person (passing the sack over) Cunt the coins if you'd like. They're all there.

Now everyone knows its name:

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emote title beetle shitbrown

I'm colorblind:

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tell jihaen (nodding) Good evening, Faithful Lady.

The horrors of the "L" key sticking:

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[Bushranger]

I've done similar in an emote (misplacing a space) and had it come out something like: The generic man grunt as he clenches his fist shitting on the long wooden table.

Instead of my character entering a rage it looked like he was having difficulty trying to squeeze one out

[IAmJacksOpinion]

Was off centered on my home row when typing.

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A Room [w]
The plain dude sits here.

k plain (instead of "L plain")

You kiss him.

The plain dude's eyes widen.


[Vessol]

Probably the best would be when I was at a bar and

em fingers ~black passively as he glances over the room

I meant my black scimitar, but I didn't notice the black-haired female half-elf.

They then emoted swatting my fingers away.

[Zoltan]

Oh man, that one made me crack up, Vessol. And the fact that it was a breed too... priceless.

[Fathi]

Probably the best would be when I was at a bar and

em fingers ~black passively as he glances over the room

I meant my black scimitar, but I didn't notice the black-haired female half-elf.

They then emoted swatting my fingers away.

I seem to recall a better one from you in the recent past, Vessol.

pemote race darkens with anger

... unless that wasn't you. But I thought it was.

[Sokotra]

Can't forget the classics... back in the day when you tried to "l s" you might typo "sl" and instantly be a sleeping target out in the middle of the street or the desert.

And of course there is always the amusing frantic "kill" typos... for some reason it always made me crack up when there was a heart-pounding chase scene through the 'rinth or the wastes, running from room to room and you would suddenly see "The tall, muscular human swings futilely through the air."  or "The burly, blood-thirsty dwarf puckers hims lips."  That one also made me nervous or laugh when you are waiting for someone to make the first move and that happens.

[Pale Horse]

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hit kank me

[mansa]

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hit kank me

Too bad you can't do that ever again!

hit only works in a brawling zone.

[FantasyWriter]

I did this one not too long ago.

You say, in sirihish:
     "Let me go and crap a couple more hackers."


meaning: Let me go and [grab] a couple more [glass]hackers.     

[Fathi]

Taking the baby in both nads, the [edited] man says to you, in bendune:
     "And I'm guessing it wasn't a very recently orphaned jozhal baby."

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY.

[Attana]

I did this one not too long ago.

You say, in sirihish:
     "Let me go and crap a couple more hackers."


meaning: Let me go and [grab] a couple more [glass]hackers.     

Tahahahahahaha. :x

Much <3 FW.

[Archbaron]

Something I did a long time ago, and I just recently noticed someone else do, too:

Tugging off his crimson silk tunic, sounding a bit annoyed, the [man] asks [man], in sirihish:
     "Let's just make this meeting quick."

The [man] says, out of character:
     "oops"

Tugging off his pair of crimson, gold-embroidered silk gloves, sounding a bit annoyed, the [man] asks [man], in sirihish:
    "Let's just make this meeting quick."

[Ourla]

Ah, keywords.

When appreciating a newly-crafted obsidian sword...

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em runs a thumb down ~obsidian, whistling appreciatively.

The nondescript woman runs a thumb down the nearby obsidian-haired man, whistling appreciatively.



[solera]

Ah yes...mistargeting.  Never finger ~colour keyword.  You realise you are never alone in a bar.

[Vessol]

Probably the best would be when I was at a bar and

em fingers ~black passively as he glances over the room

I meant my black scimitar, but I didn't notice the black-haired female half-elf.

They then emoted swatting my fingers away.

I seem to recall a better one from you in the recent past, Vessol.

pemote race darkens with anger

... unless that wasn't you. But I thought it was.

I don't post things from less then a year ago :X

[tortall]

emote rubs her templar.

I have more. They're all too recent.

[deviant storm]

A while back:

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A <something> <something> child walks in from the east.

>k child

You kiss the <something> <something> child.

The <something> <something> child walks north.

>think I'm a child molester.

You think "I'm a child molester."


Misplaced the L. But it was sort of funny at the time.

[X-D]

In the middle of the sanc playing a well known (at the time) Salarri dwarf, trying to put a scarf away.

em squeezing ~red into a tight ball @ stuffs it into ~pouch

Squeezing the red-maned half-giant into a tight ball the short dwarf stuffs it into his small leather pouch.

Also had a HG legionair lick a lirathu PC instead of his ball of kank honey.

[Fathi]

I'm pretty sure everybody who went to the Bard's Barrel for a couple years there ended up drinking out of a certain Kuraci agent's barrel-chested dwarven bodyguard.

Or at least I did.

Like twenty times, at least. 

[NameHere]

On my first character, my guy was kissed by a super-ugly fat dwarf right before he was going to spar me. Anyone could note that it was a typo, but to play it off, he then winked at me.

[a strange shadow]

I'm pretty sure everybody who went to the Bard's Barrel for a couple years there ended up drinking out of a certain Kuraci agent's barrel-chested dwarven bodyguard.

Or at least I did.

Like twenty times, at least. 

Try bringing the barrel-chested Tor noble to your lips... for a... slurp.