I win!

Started by shadeoux, April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM

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April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Bad hiding spot for a thief i think.

Two dwarves get into a small fist-fray over who owns a pile of dung at the roadside.

You think:
     "Get your shit together"
April 21, 2009, 10:00:39 PM #1
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Bad hiding spot for a thief i think.



Somebody's playing a half-giant in either the militia or House Kurac.

::)
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April 21, 2009, 10:27:07 PM #2
HAHAH.
April 21, 2009, 10:30:22 PM #3
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.
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"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli
April 21, 2009, 10:31:29 PM #4
Ah, so this is how you win Armageddon.
April 22, 2009, 12:47:00 AM #5
I've had one or two instances where a sparring dummy dodged my attack.  I think that's how you lose the game.
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April 22, 2009, 01:11:02 AM #6
Screw a wagon armored with bahamet shell.  Wrap an argosy in sparring dummies to win the game.  That's the best way to survive an apocalypse or Dragon attack.  Just be sure to bring plenty of food (or magickers).
April 22, 2009, 01:20:25 AM #7
Mul + sparring dummy = win.
April 22, 2009, 01:42:28 AM #8
In The Desert [NESW]
This is somewhere in the middle of the desert. It's hot,
and there's sand all over the place, as far as the eye
can see.
The immense, dark-skinned half-giant is standing here, holding a sand-filled sparring dummy.
The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe is standing here.
A human Allanaki soldier is standing here.

> l w

West of here, the desert stretches out to the horizon.
[Very far]
Nothing.
[Far]
A small unit of Tuluki infantry is assembled here.
A unit of half-giant Tuluki infantry looms here.
The tall, war-braided Jihaen templar is standing here.
[Near]
Nothing.



Peering up at him, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe says to the immense, dark-skinned half-giant, in sirihish:
     "Private, release the decoy. When they commence the attack, we will flank and destroy them."

Nodding, the immense, dark-skinned half-giant says, in sirihish:
     "Okay, Lord Templar."

The immense, dark-skinned half-giant releases a sand-filled sparring dummy and roughly shoves it west.

> l w

West of here, the desert stretches out to the horizon.
[Very far]
Nothing.
[Far]
Nothing.
[Near]
A small unit of Tuluki infantry is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.
A unit of half-giant Tuluki infantry is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.
The tall, war-braided Jihaen templar is here, fighting a sand-filled sparring dummy.

The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe taps his fingers together, a wicked smile creeping across his lips.

Reaching for his jade-emblazoned, ivory-hilted obsidian greatsword, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe says, in sirhish:
     "Excellent.  Everything is proceeding according to plan."

Turning to his three minions, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe exclaims, in sirihish:
     "Today, we honor the Highlord with a glorious victory! Charge!"

The figure in a hooded blue templar's robe unslings a jade-emblazoned, ivory-hilted obsidian greatsword from his back.

Leading a charge across the sands, the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe runs west.
The immense, dark-skinned half-giant runs west.
A human Allanaki soldier runs west.
You follow the figure in a hooded blue templar's robe and run west.
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April 22, 2009, 01:45:42 AM #9
Rofl! ;D
Yeah here come the rooster,
You know he ain't gonna die.
April 22, 2009, 03:01:25 PM #10
I wanna special app a living sparring dummy.
April 22, 2009, 04:41:09 PM #11
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Noob.

A sand-filled sparring dummy is sitting here.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
April 23, 2009, 06:44:30 PM #12
Quote from: brytta.leofa on April 22, 2009, 04:41:09 PM
Quote from: shadeoux on April 21, 2009, 09:55:43 PM
A sand-filled sparring dummy is standing here, rigid and unmoving, bleeding lightly.

Noob.

A sand-filled sparring dummy is sitting here.

cast 'mon un death spell stuff' dummy


A sand-filled sparring dummy cries out in pain!
A sand-filled sparring dummy collapses to the ground!
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
April 23, 2009, 08:44:05 PM #13
WELL I STILL WIN MUNDANE
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
April 23, 2009, 09:43:39 PM #14
backstab dummy

You quietly approach your target...

A sand-filled sparring dummy gurgles blood and slumps to the ground!
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
April 23, 2009, 11:18:13 PM #15
Heh, okay. :D
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.
April 24, 2009, 02:00:27 AM #16
that dummy dodges me all the time shit I really lose :(
April 27, 2009, 04:32:23 AM #17
You take aim at a sand-filled sparring dummy...

A sand-filled sparring dummy groans as it is struck by the thrown knife.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.
April 27, 2009, 04:39:03 AM #18
When I was a noob, I used to typo all those things ;)
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May 02, 2009, 12:52:40 AM #19
yiou are still a noob
some of my posts are serious stuff
May 02, 2009, 09:39:45 PM #20
charging a dummy always brings some amusement.

You charge at a sand filled sparring dummy but it meets your charge and knocks you down!
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My own mother.
May 03, 2009, 03:48:09 PM #21
peek dummy

He is carrying:
A solid silver ring.
An iron dagger.


It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
May 04, 2009, 05:18:24 PM #22
I didn't realize until just this second that you can actually spar the sparring dummy.  I just thought it was flavor or something  :o  and have been practicing my emotes on it.
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May 04, 2009, 05:19:56 PM #23
Quotepracticing my emotes on it.

That's a good idea.

Keep in mind that just like IRL, you can only learn so much from a motionless bag of sand.
May 04, 2009, 05:24:34 PM #24
Uh, unlike in real life you can't learn anything from a bag of motionless sand.
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