April Fools

Started by tortall, April 01, 2009, 12:05:19 AM

Anyone else die of a heart attack?
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.

Totally.

I was like damn...one-shot? No RP? I need to POST!

..kidding
<Morgenes> Dunno if it's ever been advertised, but we use Runequest as a lot of our inspiration, and that will be continued in Arm 2
<H&H> I can't take that seriously.
<Morgenes> sorry HnH, can't take what seriously?
<H&H>Oh, I read Runescape. Nevermin

Quote from: BuNutzCola on April 01, 2009, 12:08:20 AM
Totally.

I was like damn...one-shot? No RP? I need to POST!

..kidding

My reaction exactly.
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Quote from: Zoltan on April 01, 2009, 12:08:53 AM
Quote from: BuNutzCola on April 01, 2009, 12:08:20 AM
Totally.

I was like damn...one-shot? No RP? I need to POST!

..kidding

My reaction exactly.
Quote from: BhagharvaWhat you don't know can kill you. What you do know, can kill others.

To the north
[Near]
A lanky, brown-skinned gith is here, humping the rusty brown kank.
The rusty brown kank to the north bleats miserably.

I wasn't in game so I don't know what you guys are talking about, but I must admit that Adult Swim managed to catch me, I was like.. WTF am I watching on Adult Swim? And that thought lasted for half an hour until I realized it was April Fool.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

SMIRK.

Edited to add: What happened to Pikachu?!
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
The secret to great RP is having the balls to be weird and the brains to make it eloquent.


Aw. That sucks. I was sitting here, from 11:50 until 12:15 doing nothing - Wondering about weither I should log in or not. The fact that I would miss the April Fool's prank completely escaped me.

Gah.
Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I was mostly just confused.  Did I get disconnected?  Did I...

'Cause I was totally WINNING the fight.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

I was even in a favored assassination spot at the time. 
I think my heat stopped.
Quote from: Twilight on January 22, 2013, 08:17:47 PMGreb - To scavenge, forage, and if Whira is with you, loot the dead.
Grebber - One who grebs.

I wish mine was a fake Mantis Head....;)
Respect. Responsibility. Compassion.

They totally tried to Mantis me IRL with that. :-p
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.

My heart is still beating so hard. For some reason I want to get on my knees and kiss the floor.

Quote from: tortall on April 01, 2009, 12:05:19 AM
Anyone else die of a heart attack?

emote raises hand.
Quote from: Dalmeth
I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.

Quote from: LauraMars
Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I almost shat myself when I heard the beep and saw the mantis head.  I was in a secure area, so the first thing that popped into my mind was, "wtf how did some assassin get inside here."

hahah. Too bad I missed it, as I was a zombie in Left 4 Dead at the time.  I would have shat myself.

I had gone to the little boys room and when I returned I thought the game had crashed!

I was totalling up what I might need to send in for reimbursement when I noticed it was April Fools!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.

Quote from: Gunnerblaster on April 01, 2009, 12:44:36 AM


That looks like a big yellow puppy (Clifford?).

>drop pants
You do not have that item.


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Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.

Heh. Funny story is, when I logged back in after the mantis head, I was one screen south from where I had been resting at the time of the shananigans. Anyone who's been in the Byn knows this screen. It's called "In the Air." WTF? I almost got mantised fo' rizzle.
Quote from: musashiengaging in autoerotic asphyxiation is no excuse for sloppy grammer!!!

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I feel like a stupid fucker. 

I read the GDB for a while, read this thread, logged in, did a couple of things, then *beep*.  I was up for less than half a minute, glass of water and back.  *beep*  Even after reading about it, my heart stopped. 

I swear they are waiting until we turn our backs to our monitors, one finger poised over the newly-labeled "fuck you" button, grinning ear to ear.  It was perfect. 

em glaring up at the heavens, @ shakes his fist
The mottled, tattooed half-elf stops using his dusty long-legged brown cricket.

Think Poor cricket...

I got fooled, but didn't get the thumping heart attack thing.

My computer has no sound. Not even a system sound. So I don't get to hear beeps. I just thought it was another random server disconnect my server does every couple of days for absolutely no reason whatsoever, like it usually does.

Except, I saw the Pokemons and thought that was pretty cute.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.

Eh, when it happened at 12:05am EST on April 1st, there was no cute pokemon. Just Mantis. Mantis is scary. Pikachu... Not so much.
The man asks you:
     "'Bout damn time, lol.  She didn't bang you up too bad, did she?"
The man says, ooc:
     "OG did i jsut do that?"

Quote from: Shalooonsh
I love the players of this game.
That's not a random thought either.

I had 'JUST' typed a command and hit enter when it procc'd, so I seriously wondered a million things at once. Was I poisoned? Why would I die here? Who would poison me? Did the Dragon attack? Why isn't it April yet?
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.