Dung.....

[Malken]

Nosave poopsight on

[Synthesis]

There should totally be the quasi-element of poop now, along with poop elementalists.

[Eloran]

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Fecal matter coalesces into existence around the smelly, dung-eyed man as he begins a spell.

>You think:
      "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU --"

A wall of poop rises, blocking the western exit.

A wall of poop rises, blocking the eastern exit.

A wall of poop rises, blocking the northern exit.

A wall of poop rises, blocking the southern exit.

You think:
     "WTF!!1!!!!"

You attempt to flee.
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!
PANIC! You couldn't escape!

          _______                                ___
                              /\\_____//~-_                        _-~\\__
                             (~)       ~-_ ~-_                  _-~ _-~   
                            (~)           ~-_ ~-_            _-~ /-~     
Welcome to Armageddon!     (~)              `~-_ ~_======_--~~ __~       
                          (~)               _~_\__\____/__/_--\ ~`-_   
                           \           _-~~            _-~~~-_ \_  ~-_ 
You may:                    ~-       __--~`_    /   _-~         ~.     ~_
(C) Disconnect from character      -~        \     _~       ___,  \ ~-_  \
(V) Toggle ANSI/VT100 mode       ,~ _-,       ~  _~         \   \  | , \ \ 
(B) Toggle 'brief' menus        / /~/      -~   /            ~  /  /  \~  \
(D) Documentation menu          | | \     _~    |        __-~  / _/  \~  '\

[Synthesis]

Finally, Fart of Doom spell can go live.

[5 day lifespan]

I just feel bad because I have been relying on finding lost gear on the ground to make my living... Next time I am on I will have to find this mysterious crap monger.

[5 day lifespan]

And now I have.  How do I use this grand service?  I did a help dung then a help job, but it didnt tell me what I needed tools wise to harvest my dung, or how I could have found this IC.  Say I find myself an NPC who looks like they might be offering work.  How do I find this out from them?  IE "ask dungmonger job" ?

[a strange shadow]

help poop_scraping

of all things.

[Moofassa]

I still don't like this feature. But I'm a grumpy lion who doesn't like change. Even if it makes the game more appealing to pizza-faced highschool freshmen.

Wait.. Um..

[Synthesis]

I still don't like this feature. But I'm a grumpy lion who doesn't like change. Even if it makes the game more appealing to pizza-faced highschool freshmen.

Wait.. Um..

It's the Great Circle of Poo, Moofassa.

[FuSoYa]

I still don't like this feature. But I'm a grumpy lion who doesn't like change. Even if it makes the game more appealing to pizza-faced highschool freshmen.

Wait.. Um..

It's the Great Circle of Poo, Moofassa.

One of the most timely and funny posts I've seen in awhile.  Kudos Syn.

Brandon