Shame (the opposite of bragging)

[Majikal]

If I remember rightly, one of my characters had the word penis in her mdesc. Was a good conversation starter.

Like the immature adult I am a quick read of this had me just laughing at the thought of how penis could be used in a Mdesc, I found myself reading it again just a second ago and.. well.. it struck me that I missed a very important pronoun. I lawled harder.

[evil_erdlu]

Rukkian.. Not a very badass one but she tried a lot. She had an agreessive spell she had and she decided to try hunting down a jozhal with it.

1. Go find one jozhal with your HUGE mount.
2. Cast the area effective spell.
3. ?
4. Get eaten. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 obsidian coins. (Reel lock)

[Gunnerblaster]

If I remember rightly, one of my characters had the word penis in her mdesc. Was a good conversation starter.

I'd like to see that mdesc in a year =P

[Irulan]

If I remember rightly, one of my characters had the word penis in her mdesc. Was a good conversation starter.

I'd like to see that mdesc in a year =P

I don't know why, but the first time I read that, my brain registered sdesc, not mdesc. I was amused.

[a strange shadow]

There has been a character with the word penis in the sdesc. It was pretty epic.

[Ghost]

the walking penis?

what a shame i could not see that moment

[brytta.leofa]

The figure in a dark hooded cloak whispers to you, hissing in excitement, in rinthi-accented sirihish,
  "Bag him!"

[FantasyWriter]

Rukkian.. Not a very badass one but she tried a lot. She had an agreessive spell she had and she decided to try hunting down a jozhal with it.

1. Go find one jozhal with your HUGE mount.
2. Cast the area effective spell.
3. ?
4. Get eaten. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 obsidian coins. (Reel lock)

I lost a 20 day Rukkian to that spell for forgetting to unhitch my mount in another room.

[Synthesis]

Rukkian.. Not a very badass one but she tried a lot. She had an agreessive spell she had and she decided to try hunting down a jozhal with it.

1. Go find one jozhal with your HUGE mount.
2. Cast the area effective spell.
3. ?
4. Get eaten. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 obsidian coins. (Reel lock)

I lost a 20 day Rukkian to that spell for forgetting to unhitch my mount in another room.

Protip> it can't attack you if you're on its back.

Of course, the imms might decide to have it react unkindly to your malfeasance at a later date.

[Ender]

There has been a character with the word penis in the sdesc. It was pretty epic.

It wasn't just in the sdesc it was the focal point of it.  It was something like "the walking penis"

[FantasyWriter]

Rukkian.. Not a very badass one but she tried a lot. She had an agreessive spell she had and she decided to try hunting down a jozhal with it.

1. Go find one jozhal with your HUGE mount.
2. Cast the area effective spell.
3. ?
4. Get eaten. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 obsidian coins. (Reel lock)

I lost a 20 day Rukkian to that spell for forgetting to unhitch my mount in another room.

Protip> it can't attack you if you're on its back.

Of course, the imms might decide to have it react unkindly to your malfeasance at a later date.

Um... pretty sure you're wrong.

[Booya]

If I remember rightly, one of my characters had the word penis in her mdesc. Was a good conversation starter.

I'd like to see that mdesc in a year =P

I posted this in the wrong thread..it was meant to be a brag!

Unfortunately I don't have her mdesc anymore...and it's probably funnier left in your imagination.

But... she was a Nakki called Sza/Szalix, the wild-haired woman. Around in July 2005.

Bit of an animal, and she had a tattoo of a naked man with an impossibly large penis tattooed somewhere prominent on her body (I think on her arm.).  I had a great time with her.

[a strange shadow]

Nah, I was talking about an actual character, not the walking penis that got smited.

[Change]

[How did you not think this was IC info?  As your username suggests, I changed the message here.  -Shalooonsh]
At least I changed boat to 'skimmer,' but yeah.

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking skimmer!

[RogueGunslinger]

[Really?  You should have noticed this and not quoted it.  -Shalooonsh]
 At least I changed boat to 'skimmer,' but yeah.

Take a good hard look at the motherfucking skimmer!

This would be so annoying on an OOC scale, I'd certainly kill your character with my character.

[Chettaman]

I totally just remembered a moment... and now that I think about it. It's pretty embarassing.

My very first character was mute.
He then got a girl to like him, even mate with him.
But... my dumbass still didn't understand the syntax to well or how to do anything really...
>sex woman
>have sex woman
>use dick woman
>sleep woman
>sleep with woman (I went to sleep a few times)

Oh... I feel like a dumbass. I never figured it out either. I think we both went our seperate ways without a single word.

[jhunter]

...dude...that's....awesome! 

[Gunnerblaster]

But... my dumbass still didn't understand the syntax to well or how to do anything really...
>sex woman
>have sex woman
>use dick woman
>sleep woman
>sleep with woman (I went to sleep a few times)

That's too funny. 

[HTX]

I totally just remembered a moment... and now that I think about it. It's pretty embarassing.

My very first character was mute.
He then got a girl to like him, even mate with him.
But... my dumbass still didn't understand the syntax to well or how to do anything really...
>sex woman
>have sex woman
>use dick woman
>sleep woman
>sleep with woman (I went to sleep a few times)

Oh... I feel like a dumbass. I never figured it out either. I think we both went our seperate ways without a single word.

I think we can all agree this man has won this thread.

[racurtne]

I totally just remembered a moment... and now that I think about it. It's pretty embarassing.

My very first character was mute.
He then got a girl to like him, even mate with him.
But... my dumbass still didn't understand the syntax to well or how to do anything really...
>sex woman
>have sex woman
>use dick woman
>sleep woman
>sleep with woman (I went to sleep a few times)

Oh... I feel like a dumbass. I never figured it out either. I think we both went our seperate ways without a single word.

I think we can all agree this man has won this thread.

*Ding ding ding* 

[Dan]

Okay, here is how I lost my karma a long time ago. Which was subsequently returned, but albeit ... a very shameful act.

With a desert elf of mine I ran to the Blackwing camp, not the Outpost but their main camp. The clan had been closed down, but that doesn't mean their things were gone. So I went around and collected a bunch of things and put them into a metal-bound chest that was there.

Yes. Metal-bound.

So I loaded all this stuff into this incredibly valuable chest and tried to leave, well behold, the guards would not let me. My response to this? Wait until night time, and the guards won't see me in the storm. Perfect. Oh yeah, my movement points were rapidly depleting under my unbelievably heavy load. So I decided the best thing to do was mount a ratlon and ride it out. Night time comes and I ride this ratlon out the gates until it can't go any further and move a handful of rooms at a time, spamming past aggressive elves and critters on the way.



I then went ahead and sold the chest for like 8000 coins and got a nasty mudmail from Halaster.

The end.

[Zoltan]

I totally just remembered a moment... and now that I think about it. It's pretty embarassing.

My very first character was mute.
He then got a girl to like him, even mate with him.
But... my dumbass still didn't understand the syntax to well or how to do anything really...
>sex woman
>have sex woman
>use dick woman
>sleep woman
>sleep with woman (I went to sleep a few times)

Oh... I feel like a dumbass. I never figured it out either. I think we both went our seperate ways without a single word.

That's solid gold. I didn't exactly have a grasp of the emoting code when my first character got his sexxx on.  But... I feel much better that at least I didn't go scrambling for a coded command for it, so thanks for sharing. 

[Chettaman]

Man... I am so sorry for the other person involved. Please forgive me.
I actually know how to play this game now, so if you're still interested...

[Ocotillo]

Without going into detail, as it was too recent, my character was on a little trip with some clan-mates, and after finding out his superior (who he had a bit of a crush on) was a lesbian, promptly thought about how disappointed he was to find this out.

Course I typed SAY THINK.

To compound the hilarity of the moment, the other people in the spot were speaking another language, and I have no idea what they made out of the ensuing spurt of OOC amusement.

To those who witnessed that moment: thank you for putting up with me.

[FantasyWriter]

I was once waying an assassin that his mark was sitting at the bar with me in the Sanctuary... I used 'talk' instead of 'psi'.