Who the F*** is Amos!!!

Started by jcljules, May 13, 2008, 11:06:24 PM

Excuse my language but, I've seen the name Amos all over this board. Who is it? Enlighten a poor newbie.
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Find out IC.

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I think Amos is akin to saying John Doe. Or Mr. Smith, or some other generic name.
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Amos and Malik are the everyman, and they always, always, always have 'the tall, muscular man' as a description.

Apparently, long, long ago, there were like four or five 'Amos's in game.

I've met at least twenty 'Amos' characters in Zalanthas, and have used the name for one of my own once.

Also, in my time, I've seen at least 10 'tall, muscular men'.

So, Amos and 'the tall, muscular man' were condensed into the Armageddon character norm.

And that kids, is the story of Amos.

Who is Amos?

He is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you, and me. He is all of us.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

I am he and you are he and you are me and we are all together.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

Quote from: Malken on May 13, 2008, 11:34:00 PM
Who is Amos?

He is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you, and me. He is all of us.

V

Amos is Soylent Green.
Nyr: newbs killing newbs
Nyr: hot newb on newb violence
Ath: Mmmmmm, HOT!

Amos is a dish best served cold.
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Amos is a storybook ending.
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Amos and Malik are the Zalanthan equivalents of Bob and Joe. For male PCs, they are the top two most popular names in the database, at last posting on the subject by the imms.
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

Wonder if there is a female equivalent of amos or malik.

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Talia and Malia.
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Talia and Pearl, according to a post by an imm I read.
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Quote from: Tisiphone on May 14, 2008, 02:22:21 AM
Talia and Malia.

Talia seen a few times I think,but malia don't recall.

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Malkovamos, malkovamos.
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
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Heh.

Awhile back, there was a thread asking what the most common character name was.  The name that was stated was "Amos", after some research by one of the staff.

Afterwards, the name grew in popularity to become by far the most common name in Zalanthas.  So when the name "Amos" is used, it generally means your generic character.
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According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.
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Quote from: Rahnevyn on May 14, 2008, 03:58:05 AM
According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.

This is clear proof that females (or their pretenders) are more creative.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.

I've seen a few female characters named "Sadira" or some slight variation thereof.

I still think it gives Famous Amos cookies a whole new meaning.



Quote from: Rahnevyn on May 14, 2008, 03:58:05 AM
According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.

At this point, I feel as though I am a slacker for not having an Amos or a Malik.

...If I ever play a templar, I swear I'm naming him Amos.
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore

There's already an Amos-esque templar IG right now.

Quote from: manonfire on May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
There's already an Amos-esque templar IG right now.

Ah, indeed, you are right, you are right.

At this point, though, I think the number of Amoses and Maliks might be inflated because people create these characters just to be part of the (very humorous) stereotype.  Like I'm tempted to.  I can't help but wonder how it started... like, why Amos, of all names?  That'd be a good Sath/Negean book for 2.Arm, wouldn't it?  "The Rise of Amos."
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore

Kira and Kali are also very popular female names, although often they are short for names like Dakira or Kalima.
Nyr: newbs killing newbs
Nyr: hot newb on newb violence
Ath: Mmmmmm, HOT!

There was a while when Ash seemed to be a trendy name (male or female), but I haven't seen that in a while.

I'd also be curious what the most popular short descriptions have been, besides "the tall, muscular man".
"No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." - Shirley Jackson, The Haunting of Hill House

I saw a couple of "tall, scarred man" the other day.


I saw a legit "the tall, muscular man" in-game and laughed.  A lot.  Thing is, the way he acted, I could tell he was a more experienced player, so, uh, kudos, man.  Someday I'll app a stereotype and probably laugh my ass off the whole time playing him...
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore

There was a point when pretty much everyone was crimson-something'ed.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

How many remember the time when pretty much every templar was sinewy or cruel-eyed and some even both?

That was bad, I swear we had to put up with about three years of that and at least 10 templars....cringes.
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If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job

the day we see the templar amos - the tall muscular templar- will be the day arm1 has come to an end
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There were 9 Kalis.
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What's Talia's sdesc?
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May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AM #36 Last Edit: May 15, 2008, 03:23:09 AM by Vanth
The last time I saw a tall, muscular man, it was someone completely ordinary.

The last time I saw an Amos he was saving an entire race that y'all don't even know about.

The last time I interacted with a Famous Amos he got disappeared for treason, I think. Or at least captured and made someone's private cookie-baker slave.

[Edited by Vanth]

Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AMThe last time I saw an Amos he was saving an entire race that y'all don't even know about.

Bahahaha.
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Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AM

The last time I saw an Amos he was saving an entire race that y'all don't even know about.

[Edited by Vanth]

W...was it a race of Warrior City Elves?
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
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There are lots of City elves, some of which are warriors. Though they may not make up the numbers the VNPC population makes.
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Quote from: Riev on May 15, 2008, 12:08:39 PM
W...was it a race of Warrior City Elves?

Oh noes, he saved the braxat?
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AM
The last time I saw an Amos he was saving an entire race that y'all don't even know about.

You know who else saved an entire race?

Insert Super-Xtreem Guitar Solo Here

That beard is totally photoshopped.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

Quote from: Malken on May 15, 2008, 04:18:31 PM
That beard is totally photoshopped.

YOUR BEARD IS PHOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AM
someone completely ordinary
[Edited by Vanth]

Dude revealed himself to an entire city like several IC years ago, and the event was common knowledge all across the world. This is seriously considered an IC secret? Wasn't it like a major historical event that everybody and their kanks know about?

Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 02:45:45 AM
someone completely ordinary
[Edited by Vanth]

Dude revealed himself to an entire city like several IC years ago, and the event was common knowledge all across the world. This is seriously considered an IC secret? Wasn't it like a major historical event that everybody and their kanks know about?

Considering I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm going to say, "Yes, this is IC."

Remember, even if they aren't secret, IC happenings not posted on the timeline should be found out about IC. Even if everyone IC already knows about it.
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

May 16, 2008, 02:11:31 AM #46 Last Edit: May 16, 2008, 02:14:47 AM by FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit
I totally have to make an Amos before Arm1 ends.
I've already had a Malik, but technically, his coded name was 'Grauz'. His full name was Malik Grauz, but he preferred to go by his last name. So that means I'll be able to make two Maliks. Hell yeah.
Also, another common Zalanthan name I've been pushing for a while is Lo. I played a character named Lo, and mentioned a couple of Los as VNPCs. Feel free to use Lo, everybody!
Rather than being uncreative, I think having 'common' names helps create a more interesting game. It's nice a little real-life phenomeon that other games don't usually have.
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Quote from: manonfire on May 14, 2008, 10:29:37 AM
There's already an Amos-esque templar IG right now.

For that matter, there have been Malik-esque templars too. I'd even like to think that the popularity of Malik and derivatives was due in part to the characters in question.
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May 16, 2008, 12:05:07 PM #48 Last Edit: May 16, 2008, 12:06:38 PM by Dalmeth
Quote from: jstorrie on May 15, 2008, 05:28:50 PM
Dude revealed himself to an entire city like several IC years ago, and the event was common knowledge all across the world. This is seriously considered an IC secret? Wasn't it like a major historical event that everybody and their kanks know about?

For one, that was quite a lot less than an full year ago.  Second, Tisiphone's right.  Etch that one into your brain.  It'll come in handy later.  Third, even what you've revealed there is probably too much (in any instance).
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Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on May 16, 2008, 02:11:31 AM

Rather than being uncreative, I think having 'common' names helps create a more interesting game. It's nice a little real-life phenomeon that other games don't usually have.

I completely agree. Only the code stops me from play a thousand amoses. I played a female pc named Amos!
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Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: Barzalene on May 16, 2008, 08:18:12 PM
Only the code stops me from play a thousand amoses.

Variations!

Amoss
Ammos
Aamos
Amoos

Amose
Amohs
Amohse
Amohse
Amuhs

Amost
Amosr
Amosk
Amosd

Etc., you get what I'm saying. You could probably play nothing but Amos, ever. UP WITH AMOS.
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
I'm gonna go all Gimfalisette on you guys and lay down some numbers.

Amoose!  I want to be Amoose!
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But then the lampshade smiled at me -
It said believe, it said believe.
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Quote from: Gimfalisette on May 16, 2008, 08:55:07 PM
Etc., you get what I'm saying. You could probably play nothing but Amos, ever. UP WITH AMOS.

2.arm, here I come.
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

There should be a tribe of Amos in 2.arm.

Amos al Amos.  Entirely.
"Last night a moth came to my bed
and filled my tired weary head
with horrid tales of you, I can't believe it's true.
But then the lampshade smiled at me -
It said believe, it said believe.
I want you to know it's nothing personal."

The Chosen

A tribe even!
Varak:You tell the mangy, pointy-eared gortok, in sirihish: "What, girl? You say the sorceror-king has fallen down the well?"
Ghardoan:A pitiful voice rises from the well below, "I've fallen and I can't get up..."

Quote from: The movie 'I am Amos'
Quote from: Amos
I am Amos....


I'm Amos....

Just make a character named Amose or something and add the keyword Amos. There you go, problem solved.
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Quote from: Bogre on May 18, 2008, 04:02:45 AM
Just make a character named Amose or something and add the keyword Amos. There you go, problem solved.

> addkeyword Amos
Sorry, you have already used that name on a previous character.
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Ahhhh, that's unfortunate.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.

Yeah, it is. :(
Quote from: H. L.  MenckenEvery normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats.

I think the names Amos and Malik should be exempt from the "You can't use this name twice" rule.

May 18, 2008, 10:26:15 AM #61 Last Edit: May 18, 2008, 10:29:39 AM by a strange shadow
(Uh, after actually reading this thread all the way through, nevermind, I guess.)

See my sig. There's a guy in Allanak with that desc and his name isn't Amos. It's *cheating* I tell ya!
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Quote from: Zoan on May 19, 2008, 04:38:29 AM
See my sig. There's a guy in Allanak with that desc and his name isn't Amos. It's *cheating* I tell ya!

Heh. I so much did the same thing:
The tall, muscular man has arrived from the north.
> key amos
No 'amos' found.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

AMOS! AMOS! WHO THE FUCK IS AMOS!? *cues the creepy techno music*
Quote from: Tarx on April 13, 2008, 11:43:02 PM
The longer a PC lives, the more likely they will die to something stupid.

-ginka's law

I'm going to laugh pretty hard next time I see an Amos in game.

Quote from: Aruven on May 22, 2008, 10:30:45 PM
I'm going to laugh pretty hard next time I see an Amos in game.

I wonder how many Amoses will be among the first flock of new characters for 2.Arm.
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore

The staff should fix it so everyone's first character in A2 will be named Amos.
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Amos and Malik.  They're like Biggs and Wedge man.
Also, I heard the Dragon's name was actually Cid.

Quote from: Sephiroto on May 23, 2008, 01:32:06 AM
Amos and Malik.  They're like Biggs and Wedge man.
Also, I heard the Dragon's name was actually Cid.

Oh, for fuck's sake, another excellent character concept...
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore


The spiky headed blond man begins crafting.

The spiky headed blond man sets a large ruby into a massive steel sword.

Twirling his massive steel sword over his head victoriously, the spiky headed blond man says, in Japanese:
"Yay! I'm a defiler now!"
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Quote from: FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit on May 23, 2008, 12:14:12 PM
The spiky headed blond man begins crafting.

The spiky headed blond man sets a large ruby into a massive steel sword.

Twirling his massive steel sword over his head victoriously, the spiky headed blond man says, in anime-accented Japanese:
"Yatta! I'm a defiler now!"

Fixed  :)
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May 27, 2008, 05:50:48 AM #73 Last Edit: May 27, 2008, 08:24:53 AM by Nyr
[IC info removed, do not post names of current PCs.  -Nyr]
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With appropriate roleplay of course.

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A human soldier of Shinra is standing here.

Fuck yes!

>look

The alabaster, long-haired male stands here, imposingly.

>Think Holy shit...

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Quote from: Angela Christine on May 23, 2008, 12:06:36 AM
The staff should fix it so everyone's first character in A2 will be named Amos.

What are we going to do tonight amos? The same thing we do every night pinky. Try and take over the world!!!! :)
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Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

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