Who the F*** is Amos!!!

Started by jcljules, May 13, 2008, 11:06:24 PM

Excuse my language but, I've seen the name Amos all over this board. Who is it? Enlighten a poor newbie.
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Find out IC.

Edit: Sorry ... seemed like the thing to say.  ::)

I think Amos is akin to saying John Doe. Or Mr. Smith, or some other generic name.
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Amos and Malik are the everyman, and they always, always, always have 'the tall, muscular man' as a description.

Apparently, long, long ago, there were like four or five 'Amos's in game.

I've met at least twenty 'Amos' characters in Zalanthas, and have used the name for one of my own once.

Also, in my time, I've seen at least 10 'tall, muscular men'.

So, Amos and 'the tall, muscular man' were condensed into the Armageddon character norm.

And that kids, is the story of Amos.

Who is Amos?

He is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you, and me. He is all of us.
"When I was a fighting man, the kettle-drums they beat;
The people scattered gold-dust before my horse's feet;
But now I am a great king, the people hound my track
With poison in my wine-cup, and daggers at my back."

I am he and you are he and you are me and we are all together.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

Quote from: Malken on May 13, 2008, 11:34:00 PM
Who is Amos?

He is my father, and my mother, my brother, my friend. He is you, and me. He is all of us.

V

Amos is Soylent Green.
Nyr: newbs killing newbs
Nyr: hot newb on newb violence
Ath: Mmmmmm, HOT!

Amos is a dish best served cold.
Insert Super-Xtreem Guitar Solo Here

Amos is a storybook ending.
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.

Amos and Malik are the Zalanthan equivalents of Bob and Joe. For male PCs, they are the top two most popular names in the database, at last posting on the subject by the imms.
Quote from: Vanth on February 13, 2008, 05:27:50 PM
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Wonder if there is a female equivalent of amos or malik.

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Talia and Malia.
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

Talia and Pearl, according to a post by an imm I read.
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Pearl is immortalized and can only ever mean one person.
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Quote from: Tisiphone on May 14, 2008, 02:22:21 AM
Talia and Malia.

Talia seen a few times I think,but malia don't recall.

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Malkovamos, malkovamos.
Quote from: manonfire on November 04, 2013, 08:11:36 AM
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Heh.

Awhile back, there was a thread asking what the most common character name was.  The name that was stated was "Amos", after some research by one of the staff.

Afterwards, the name grew in popularity to become by far the most common name in Zalanthas.  So when the name "Amos" is used, it generally means your generic character.
She wasn't doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together. --J.D. Salinger

According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.
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Quote from: Rahnevyn on May 14, 2008, 03:58:05 AM
According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.

This is clear proof that females (or their pretenders) are more creative.
Talia said: Notice to all: Do not mess with Lizzie's GDB. She will cut you.
Delirium said: Notice to all: do not mess with Lizzie's soap. She will cut you.

I've seen a few female characters named "Sadira" or some slight variation thereof.

I still think it gives Famous Amos cookies a whole new meaning.



Quote from: Rahnevyn on May 14, 2008, 03:58:05 AM
According to a very quick, dirty, and unscientific survey I just did, the most popular PC female names are Talia and Sasha (7 PCs each). If you think one is more popular, post it and I'll check.

By comparison there were 27 Amoses and 17 Maliks, so male names seem to have more repitition than female.

Keep in mind, these are just PCs who have the name as their ACTUAL name, not an alias.

At this point, I feel as though I am a slacker for not having an Amos or a Malik.

...If I ever play a templar, I swear I'm naming him Amos.
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--Alan Moore

There's already an Amos-esque templar IG right now.