Role help.. What roll do you eat with dinner?

[BlackMagic0]

I've no concepts in mind... So I do not wanna write one up from scratch again, at this very moment. The last concept I wrote, and went over for at least a day on. Something came up and I can not play concept. Either way.. That is here say. Now.. I am asking..

Anyone got a role they need filled?

People say I am good role player.. I do not know, Ask them, or so..  Anything?

Drop them here..Or in a PM. Give fine or little detail to your role you have in mind.
Keep in mind I have two karma, if you have a role you want filled.

Either way.. Help? 

EDIT TO ADD ONCE AGAIN:
My play times are about roughly 5pm to 1am USA central time zone, give or take a hour or two. Depends if I have plans or something for that night.
Want a reason? FTCS. Ask me what that is.

EDIT TO ADD:
I've played many times in -
Allanak  - Many a PC have come to live here, I know the layout by memory easily.
Rinth  - Same as Allanak.
The Pah - Played three or four PCs here, I know the layout of the Pah well enough not to get lost and where not to go. Always loved tribal.
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I have played under 2 times in -
Tuluk (2)  - Enjoyed my second PC here greatly! 
Luirs (1)  - Stored.
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I have never played in -
Red Storm   - Who actually lives here as a PC?! 
Human Tribal Tribes  - ( I can not special apply though at the moment, Not for like 3 weeks, think they are all full to.) 

[brytta.leofa]

You can be my sister.
Warning: I don't play very much.
Edit: and this is a Red Storm role.

[BlackMagic0]

You can be my sister.
Warning: I don't play very much.

I've never played a female PC...

I doubt I ever will...

Any my play times are uber-fucking-amazing-high. LET ME EDIT THE MAIN POST!

[Maybe42or54]

Well, I recommend that you apply for Lyksae Warriors if you are okay with Clans.

IF not, I suggest doing and independent medic up north, or possibly a weapons crafter.

If you havn't found something you like, I'll think of something tomorrow.


Hawaiin Rolls are the shit.

[Eukelade]

I enjoy a nice crunchy whole-wheat roll with my dinner, lightly buttered, with raspberry and/or strawberry jam.  Hawaiian bread rolls are also quite delicious.

[Gimfalisette]

brytta is awesome indeed, but he does not play much, damn him.

My suggestion:

-- Get a d1. (That's a single die.)

-- Roll race:
    1. Human
    2. Half-elf
    3. Dwarf
    4. City elf
    5, 6: Roll again

-- Roll gender:
    1, 2, 3: Female
    4, 5, 6: Male

-- Roll starting location:
    1. Allanak
    2. Tuluk
    3. Luir's
    4. Red Storm
    5. Labyrinth
    6. Roll again

-- Roll guild:
    1. Merchant
    2. Assassin
    3. Burglar
    4. Pickpocket
    5. Ranger
    6. Warrior

-- Roll character's life goal / area of play:
     1. Become embroiled in politics
     2. Become a master crafter
     3. Become an awesome fighter
     4. Become insanely rich
     5. Get adopted by a GMH family
     6. Become a clan leader

Commit to whatever insane combination you roll and play it to the hilt. Pick a subguild that you think will help you achieve the character's goals.

I just rolled a male city elf who hails from Luir's, guild pickpocket, who wants to become a master crafter.

And then a female half-elf from Red Storm, guild warrior, who wants to get into politics.

Crazy possibilities!

[brytta.leofa]

<3

My suggestion:

That deserves to be stickied.

[Attana]

Unfortunately I don't have anything to suggest... except.

COME TO LUIR'S AGAIN!

- Other than that.. eat one of those pillsbury premade buttery rolls, and think on it?

[Malken]

I hope he ends up rolling a burglar female dwarf in the 'rinth who wants to get adopted by a GMH family.

[Zoltan]

I may have a family role for you. A brother, human, in the south. Pretty much wide open to interpretation. I play pretty regularly nowadays, and our two characters would have some big issues from the past to work out. Don't know if that's your kind of thing, but just send a PM this way if you're interested.

[BlackMagic0]

I really do like the few roles I seen pop up...

As well Gimf, That is interesting.. I'm going grab some dice and give it a roll tomorrow.

[Agent_137]

you should try harder to come up with something that entertains your brain or quit for awhile.

[BlackMagic0]

you should try harder to come up with something that entertains your brain or quit for awhile.

Not really helpful. Agent, no need for such abusive comments to my ego. 

[RogueGunslinger]

You can't come up with ideas on your own? You're stupid. You should die, and never play Arm again. In either order you like.

[Maso]

I really do like the few roles I seen pop up...

As well Gimf, That is interesting.. I'm going grab some dice and give it a roll tomorrow.

Roll a 5 for start location!

[Armaddict]

Stubbornly, the dwarf merchant says, in sirihish:
  "NO!  I -will- learn to fight better than those overcharging bynners!"

The dwarf merchant thinks:
  "Man.  Fuck dice."

[BlackMagic0]

You can't come up with ideas on your own? You're stupid. You should die, and never play Arm again. In either order you like.

Obviously everyone is reading my post wrong. I -can very well make my own concepts-. I simply said I have no concepts in mind at the moment, which would equal to I am free to attempt a family role or such! As well see if anyone had any ideas, just to throw at me that could get a concept going. You known set off the barrel of flash powder into a chain reaction of awesome ideas! I have and can make very entertaining and amazing concepts. 
So Rogue. You die my friend, you die.   

[Marauder Moe]

-- Get a d1. (That's a single die.)

Don't you mean a d6?  A d1 is a marble.   


But anyway, completely randomly rolled characters are awesome.  That's how I ended up with my D&D half-orc bard/barbarian who turned out to be the most hilarious and awesome character I've ever played.  I definitely want to do one for Armageddon someday.

Another idea I had was for a character concept exchange program where one way or another people write characters for other people to play.  Maybe someone looking for an idea posts on a thread, then volunteers send a PM with a complete concept (guild, subguild, desc, and background) for them to play.

[Tisiphone]

-- Get a d1. (That's a single die.)

*squint* You play Shadowrun, don't you?

My inner geek is filled with loss. A single die of the type you want would be a d6, or, if you like redundancy, 1d6

As far as a role, all I can say is: yes, people do play regularly in Red Storm. I think you should too.

Wow. Weird bug.

[Gimfalisette]

Yeah, Moe and Tis are way more geeky than I am, and also correct. I don't play D&D of any kind and never have and probably never will, because...just because.

Another idea I had was for a character concept exchange program where one way or another people write characters for other people to play.  Maybe someone looking for an idea posts on a thread, then volunteers send a PM with a complete concept (guild, subguild, desc, and background) for them to play.

That's a nifty idea.

Also, brytta and I are working on writing / coding up a random character idea generator for ARM. No predictions as to when it will be done, since I can't speak for his end (the coding part).

[BlackMagic0]

Yeah, Moe and Tis are way more geeky than I am, and also correct. I don't play D&D of any kind and never have and probably never will, because...just because.

I say you give it a try! DOOOO IT! 

[cyberpatrol_735]

So I rolled some Die: Online too.
http://www.irony.com/igroll.html



So, judging by this, I am a female half-elf rinther assassin who wants to become a clan leader.

Guild, anyone?


Bwahahaha








For reference:

-- Roll race:
     1. Human
     2. Half-elf
     3. Dwarf
     4. City elf
     5, 6: Roll again

-- Roll gender:
     1, 2, 3: Female
     4, 5, 6: Male

-- Roll starting location:
     1. Allanak
     2. Tuluk
     3. Luir's
     4. Red Storm
     5. Labyrinth
     6. Roll again

-- Roll guild:
     1. Merchant
     2. Assassin
     3. Burglar
     4. Pickpocket
     5. Ranger
     6. Warrior

-- Roll character's life goal / area of play:
      1. Become embroiled in politics
      2. Become a master crafter
      3. Become an awesome fighter
      4. Become insanely rich
      5. Get adopted by a GMH family
      6. Become a clan leader

Roll 1: 2.
Roll 2: 1.
Roll 3: 5.
Roll 4: 6.
Roll 5: 2.
Roll 6: 6.
Roll 7: 2.

[BlackMagic0]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHahaha...
I rolled this....

3. Dwarf  1, 2, 3: Female  4. Red Storm 5. Ranger  5. Get adopted by a GMH family

THEN this..

2. Half-elf   1, 2, 3: Female  5. Labyrinth  6. Warrior   3. Become an awesome fighter

[Gimfalisette]

I sense fun in your future, my padawan learner.

[BlackMagic0]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

I rolled for shits and giggles, and those are the oddest rolls ever. Also.. My dice is broke, I keep getting female. haha

[Gimfalisette]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

[BlackMagic0]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahhahaha. Oh this are great!  Two thumbs up for you.

[RogueGunslinger]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahahaha. I'm sure you can attest to #3 not working as well as you might think.

[Tisiphone]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahahaha. I'm sure you can attest to #3 not working as well as you might think.

And I can attest to #3 working better than you might think, with a recorded headcount to back me up.

[LauraMars]

I think I just rolled one of jstorrie's old characters.

I rolled a male half-elf warrior from Tuluk who wants to get embroiled in politics.

[Barzalene]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

I rolled for shits and giggles, and those are the oddest rolls ever. Also.. My dice is broke, I keep getting female. haha

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

[Silverfaune]

brytta is awesome indeed, but he does not play much, damn him.

My suggestion:

-- Get a d1. (That's a single die.)

-- Roll race:
     1. Human
     2. Half-elf
     3. Dwarf
     4. City elf
     5, 6: Roll again

-- Roll gender:
     1, 2, 3: Female
     4, 5, 6: Male

-- Roll starting location:
     1. Allanak
     2. Tuluk
     3. Luir's
     4. Red Storm
     5. Labyrinth
     6. Roll again

-- Roll guild:
     1. Merchant
     2. Assassin
     3. Burglar
     4. Pickpocket
     5. Ranger
     6. Warrior

-- Roll character's life goal / area of play:
      1. Become embroiled in politics
      2. Become a master crafter
      3. Become an awesome fighter
      4. Become insanely rich
      5. Get adopted by a GMH family
      6. Become a clan leader

Commit to whatever insane combination you roll and play it to the hilt. Pick a subguild that you think will help you achieve the character's goals.

I just rolled a male city elf who hails from Luir's, guild pickpocket, who wants to become a master crafter.

And then a female half-elf from Red Storm, guild warrior, who wants to get into politics.

Crazy possibilities!

I am totally going to do my next character this way.  Which shouldn't be too long out, given my track record for keeping chars alive...

[Tisiphone]

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

They also have other things of great power; I like to call them shivs. With NO and a shiv you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon, because you can turn their characters into eunuchs.

[BlackMagic0]

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

They also have other things of great power; I like to call them shivs. With NO and a shiv you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon, because you can turn their characters into eunuchs.

..... I am scared now....

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

-- Roll race:
     1. Human
     2. Half-elf
     3. Dwarf
     4. City elf
     5, 6: Roll again

Question: can we substitute 5 and 6 for half-giants, desert elves, or muls if we have the karma for it?
Something tells me that a half-giant pickpocket that wants to be adopted by a GMH family could be a heart-warming romp for the whole family.
Heh, or just imagine, a desert elf that wants to get embroiled in politics. Step one: get the fuck out of the desert.

[Cutthroat]

"The Male Mul Merchant From The Labyrinth Who Wanted To Get Adopted By a GMH Family"

His best quote:

>say (while crying, his voice tinged with the tone of rage) BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE!

[Gimfalisette]

Question: can we substitute 5 and 6 for half-giants, desert elves, or muls if we have the karma for it?
Something tells me that a half-giant pickpocket that wants to be adopted by a GMH family could be a heart-warming romp for the whole family.
Heh, or just imagine, a desert elf that wants to get embroiled in politics. Step one: get the fuck out of the desert.

Feel free to modify however you want for your own random outcomes. The thingy I'm working on with brytta will include those options...optionally, if you want to also roll for karma options.

You guys are coming up with some funny combinations, teehee.

[Maso]

Okk...

I got a female city elf from the Labyrinth. A warrior who wants to become a clan leader.

Ah dear.

[BlackMagic0]

I am like the best dwarven female whore in allanak... Oh? Concept.. hahahahha I wonder how that would go.