Role help.. What roll do you eat with dinner?

[Gimfalisette]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

[BlackMagic0]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahhahaha. Oh this are great!  Two thumbs up for you.

[RogueGunslinger]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahahaha. I'm sure you can attest to #3 not working as well as you might think.

[Tisiphone]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

The male PCs really aren't that bad. Sure, you'll get hit on a lot, but you have strategies:

1. Ignore them. Most of them will just go away.
2. Threaten them. Some of them will go away, but many others will be completely turned on by this and hit on you even harder. Which is really pretty amusing.
3. Pick a boyfriend or girlfriend, and then let that person threaten would-be Romeos. Very effective if your mate is known for badassery; still pretty effective just because most PCs are "polite" enough to back off due to there being a commitment already in play.
4. Give in, and have a good time with a lot of lovers!

Hahahaha. I'm sure you can attest to #3 not working as well as you might think.

And I can attest to #3 working better than you might think, with a recorded headcount to back me up.

[LauraMars]

I think I just rolled one of jstorrie's old characters.

I rolled a male half-elf warrior from Tuluk who wants to get embroiled in politics.

[Barzalene]

<-- Has never played a female PC.. As I fear the horny men of Arm. 

I rolled for shits and giggles, and those are the oddest rolls ever. Also.. My dice is broke, I keep getting female. haha

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

[Silverfaune]

brytta is awesome indeed, but he does not play much, damn him.

My suggestion:

-- Get a d1. (That's a single die.)

-- Roll race:
     1. Human
     2. Half-elf
     3. Dwarf
     4. City elf
     5, 6: Roll again

-- Roll gender:
     1, 2, 3: Female
     4, 5, 6: Male

-- Roll starting location:
     1. Allanak
     2. Tuluk
     3. Luir's
     4. Red Storm
     5. Labyrinth
     6. Roll again

-- Roll guild:
     1. Merchant
     2. Assassin
     3. Burglar
     4. Pickpocket
     5. Ranger
     6. Warrior

-- Roll character's life goal / area of play:
      1. Become embroiled in politics
      2. Become a master crafter
      3. Become an awesome fighter
      4. Become insanely rich
      5. Get adopted by a GMH family
      6. Become a clan leader

Commit to whatever insane combination you roll and play it to the hilt. Pick a subguild that you think will help you achieve the character's goals.

I just rolled a male city elf who hails from Luir's, guild pickpocket, who wants to become a master crafter.

And then a female half-elf from Red Storm, guild warrior, who wants to get into politics.

Crazy possibilities!

I am totally going to do my next character this way.  Which shouldn't be too long out, given my track record for keeping chars alive...

[Tisiphone]

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

They also have other things of great power; I like to call them shivs. With NO and a shiv you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon, because you can turn their characters into eunuchs.

[BlackMagic0]

Play a celibate female. Women have this great word of power. NO. With NO you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon.

They also have other things of great power; I like to call them shivs. With NO and a shiv you can play a woman and not have to fear the horny male players of Armageddon, because you can turn their characters into eunuchs.

..... I am scared now....

[FiveDisgruntledMonkeysWit]

-- Roll race:
     1. Human
     2. Half-elf
     3. Dwarf
     4. City elf
     5, 6: Roll again

Question: can we substitute 5 and 6 for half-giants, desert elves, or muls if we have the karma for it?
Something tells me that a half-giant pickpocket that wants to be adopted by a GMH family could be a heart-warming romp for the whole family.
Heh, or just imagine, a desert elf that wants to get embroiled in politics. Step one: get the fuck out of the desert.

[Cutthroat]

"The Male Mul Merchant From The Labyrinth Who Wanted To Get Adopted By a GMH Family"

His best quote:

>say (while crying, his voice tinged with the tone of rage) BUT I DON'T WANNA BE A SLAVE!

[Gimfalisette]

Question: can we substitute 5 and 6 for half-giants, desert elves, or muls if we have the karma for it?
Something tells me that a half-giant pickpocket that wants to be adopted by a GMH family could be a heart-warming romp for the whole family.
Heh, or just imagine, a desert elf that wants to get embroiled in politics. Step one: get the fuck out of the desert.

Feel free to modify however you want for your own random outcomes. The thingy I'm working on with brytta will include those options...optionally, if you want to also roll for karma options.

You guys are coming up with some funny combinations, teehee.

[Maso]

Okk...

I got a female city elf from the Labyrinth. A warrior who wants to become a clan leader.

Ah dear.

[BlackMagic0]

I am like the best dwarven female whore in allanak... Oh? Concept.. hahahahha I wonder how that would go.