Movie lines you would love to use IC.

[ShaLeah]

A sand-striped raptor has arrived from the south.

say Clever girl.

I've been subject to this line. It's used ALL the time. Minus the raptor.

[palomar]

"What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"


"You look like the vermin-ridden sonofabitch you are..."

[Dalmeth]

I have come here to chew bubblegum marilla bark and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum marilla bark.

http://youtu.be/Wp_K8prLfso

EDIT : Reentered the link.

[Hot_Dancer]

..That link, just lead me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc&feature=related

[Kismetic]

Do you feel lucky, punk?  ...  Well?  ...  Do ya?  Punk.

[RogueGunslinger]

Do you feel lucky, punk?  ...  Well?  ...  Do ya?  Punk.

Fail.

[Kismetic]

Do you feel lucky, punk?  ...  Well?  ...  Do ya?  Punk.

Fail.

D'oh

[RogueGunslinger]

..That link, just lead me here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTiAS7cdsYc&feature=related

Bahahahaha. This shit was golden.

[Yam]

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

[musashi]

Recently pulled of a Princess Bride line from Andre the Giant IG.

"No weapons, no tricks. We face each other as <relevant historical figure here> intended. Sportsmanlike."

[Morrolan]

So you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

[Maso]

Show's over, motherfuckers.

[Lithium]

The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
   "All right meow. Hand over your license and tokens."

The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
   "Your Tuluki license? Hurry up, meow."

The tall, muscular man chuckles.

The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
   "Meow what is so funny?"

The tall, muscular man says in sirihish:
   "I could have sworn you said meow."

The thick-mustachioed soldier says, in sirihish:
   "Do I look like a quirri to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?

...

Into the tall, muscular man's face, the thick-mustachioed soldier shouts, in sirihish:
   "MEOW!"

[Bushranger]

The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Allanak."

A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"

The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Coming again to save the motherfucking day yeah!
  Allanak."

A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"

The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Tektolnes is the only fecking way, yeah!
  Tulukis, your game is through,
  'cause now you have to answer to
  Allanak."

A unit of Allanaki soldiers sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"Fuck Yeah!"

The rugged, muscular templar sings, in southern accented sirihish:
"So lick my butt and suck on my balls!"


- Makes me want to play a templar/bard now.

[IAmJacksOpinion]

The mustached, scar-necked elf says, in hick-accented Allundean:
    "Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred poacher scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred poacher scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead poachers. Or you will die tryin', kah! "


guard west
shout You shall not pass!

[Desertman]

The mustached, scar-necked elf says, in hick-accented Allundean:
    "Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred poacher scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred poacher scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead poachers. Or you will die tryin', kah! "

I'm stealing this for a Byn Sergeant, you had better hurry and beat me to it. (Gith scalps of course instead of poacher scalps.)

[Delirium]

Glaring up and down the rag-tag line, the swaggering, mustachioed man exclaims, in southern-accented sirihish:
    "Each and every runner under my command owes me one hundred gith skulls. And I want my skulls. And all y'all will get me one hundred gith skulls, taken from the heads of one hundred dead gith, or you will die trying!"

[X-D]

A long time ago, during a game of teks tower...one of my HGs...

HG: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
Human: He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
Dwarf: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a half-giant.
human: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a human.
dwarf: That's 'cause humans don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. half-giants are known to do that.
HG emotes growling.
human: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, runner,  let the half-giant win.

It actually went that smoothly too, I was impressed.

Also have done the watchmen quote.

And

"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."

We ended up letting the PC live.

guard west
shout You shall not pass!

Done too many times to count.

[HammerofJericho]

The broad-shouldered, ponytailed man says in a Highlanderesque-accent, "There can be only one!"

*battle ensues*

[Patuk]

The blonde, short-haired woman says, in sirihish, balling her hands into fists and hopping about in an excited manner:
"I'm so pretteh, Imma hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

[Kismetic]

"What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder?"

Ha, I've always wanted to use:
"There are some who call me ...  Tim?"

---

Starting with a straight face, and laughing at the end, the man with a receding hair line says to the balding, amped up man, in sirihish:
"Ned, I would love to stand here and talk with you.  But I'm not going to.  See ya."

---

Pointing at a wall, the patently bald, distinguished gentleman says, in sirihish:
"Make it so."

---

A war argosy crashes, deep in the Grey forest as darkens falls.

Throwing wreckage off of himself, his tone desperate, the wounded, muscular soldier says, in sirihish:
"That's great, this is really fuckin' great, man. Now, what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some pretty shit now, man."

Grabbing the wounded, muscular soldier by the breastplate, pulling him straight, the youthful, country corporal says, in sirihish:
"Are you finished?"

Childlike, the blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"Guess we're not gonna make it, are we?"

Comforting, the toned, strong-jawed woman says, in sirihish:
"I'm sorry, Newt."

The blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"Don't be sorry, it wasn't your fault."

Pushing off the ground, and swaggering back and forth, the wounded, muscular soldier says, in sirihish:
"That's it, man. Game over, man. Game over, what the fuck are we supposed to now, huh, what are we gonna do?"

Interjecting, straight-faced, the curly-haired Kadian says, in sirihish:
"Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh, how about we try that."

Ominously, the blonde rinthi girl says, in sirihish:
"We gotta get inside. It's gonna be dark soon, and they mostly hunt at night. Mostly."

[BadSkeelz]

The fearsomely-chinned templar says, in sirhirish,
"I am His Law!

----
The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with bone swords, and those who dig."

The tall man in a patterned dustcloak gives you a crude stone shovel.

The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"You dig."

[Morrolan]

The blonde, short-haired woman says, in sirihish, balling her hands into fists and hopping about in an excited manner:
"I'm so pretteh, Imma hit you so hard, your children will be born bruised!"

I was planning to play "Kank Girl" for years, and then all the kanks died. 

Though, explaining the name could be awkward...

[Red Ranger]

The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"There's two kinds of people in this world, my friend. Those with bone swords, and those who dig."

The tall man in a patterned dustcloak gives you a crude stone shovel.

The tall man in a patterned dustcloak says to you, in sirhirish,
"You dig."

You beat me to this quote, one of my all time favorites!  Honestly, I didn't think the whippersnappers on the GDB would recognize it.

I'll also add this to the thread:

The crustacean-faced mutant shouts, in sirihish,
"It's a trap!"

[chrisdcoulombe]

Think a desperate sorcerer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515-EfhXne0