Armageddon Achievements

[Is Friday]

I'll add the best ones to the original post. GO.

"Oh shit, don't look!"
I've ended up in an unfinished zone.

"The Multi-Tasker"
Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else.

"I Prefer Walking"
Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.

"What's Yer Poison?"
Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.
 
"The Ultimate Handwave"
Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.
 
"Is Gortok An Instrument?"
Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.
 
"Never Shoulda Come Here"
Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.

"I hate bugs"
Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

"You looked like a carru"
Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

"Dirt poor"
Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.

“Butterfingers!”
Fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.
 
“Byn there, done that!”
Enter the ‘rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.

"Money Talks, Elves Don't"
As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination

"A Proper Mercenary"
Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.

"Suicide watch"
Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.

"Shadow of the Colossus"
As a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.

"Hold my beer!"
Ruin the Staff run plot line.

"Justified Accusations"
Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation".

“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

“I am invinci-“
Die with no weapon in your hands.

[mansa]

I've ended up in an unfinished zone.

[Veselka]

The Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation while banging someone else

The Royal Multi-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation with a Noble or Templar, while banging someone else

The Royal Under-Tasker - Carry on a perfectly normal Way conversation, while banging a Noble or Templar.

The Great Expulsion - Expel over 6 people at once from your mind, simultaneously

I Prefer Walking - Leave a city with your mount hitched, or resting in the stables accidentally, and only realize you walked the whole time when you are too exhausted to move further.

[MatisseOrOtherwise]

What's Yer Poison? - Be afflicted by 5 ailments at once.

Glutton for Punishment - Get your max HP beneath 50.

The Ultimate Handwave - Don't sleep for an entire in-game year.

Is Gortok An Instrument? - Sing while the target of at least 3 enemies.

Never Shoulda Come Here - Successfully fend off an assailant in an area or home you own.

[KittenLicks]

I hate bugs - Hit your own beetle while trying to kill a drov beetle.

You looked like a carru. - Accidentally attempt to murder one of your friends because they had an animal name as a keyword.

Dirt poor - Try to give someone coins in the stables and end up having to awkwardly toss them on the ground instead.

I'm not a thief, I swear! - Use the wrong syntax trying to pick a flower and end up looking extremely suspicious to everyone around.

Welcome to Armageddon! - Die.

[LucildaHunta]

“Butterfingers!”- survive a bunch of harrowing experiences in the wastes, only to fall into the last hole on the way home because you hit the wrong key.

“Byn there, done that!” - enter the ‘rinth wearing your Byn cloak, go to a known guild hangout, play dumb.

“Tales of the unexpected” - have your bestie drop the bombshell telling you she slept with your bae and reply, “Good! I was trying to find a way to break up with him! Thanks!”

[Armaddict]

Money Talks, Elves Don't - As an elf, get a noble to pay for their own assassination

[Bushranger]

A Proper Mercenary - Fall off the Shield Wall or down a hole in the desert with a T'zai Byn Unit.

[LucildaHunta]

“Better, faster, stronger” - As a human, knock out a mul in an unarmed spar.

[Grogerif]

Suicide watch: Have five characters in a row that live less then five hours, but greater then three.

[Namino]

Shadow of the Colossus - as a 0 karma race,  reel an npc weighing ten times your weight.

[Pale Horse]

"Hold my beer!" - Ruin the DM's a Staff run plot line.

[Cabooze]

Justified Accusations - Witness another player's character get insta-killed by a staff "animation". (regardless if they get resurrected after)

RNG - Be killed (or nearly) by an NPC (or PC) you've been devastating during combat. NPC (or PC) must be near-death and you must be sent running (or killed) from initially being above "moderate condition" health.

[Hauwke]

<-- I with stupid - Be part of a plot that ended in everything going to shit because someone done a 'stupid'.

[zealus]

"I meant to do that"
-Make entirely IC logical but big mistakes due to typos.

[James de Monet]

“Star-Crossed Lovers”
Accidentally “kiss” someone you’re trying to “kill”.  (This doesn’t happen anymore after a code change, but it was funny back in the day.)

“The Full Monty”
Accidentally whip off your pants in public, due to keyword problems.

“I am invinci-“
Die with no weapon in your hands.

[Is Friday]

Damn, these are good. Okay, updating with 1-3 each.

"Jerry! Jerry!"
Have your NPC spouse walk in on your PC getting dirty with another PC.

[Cabooze]

"Fat Finger"
Accidentally hold down 'return/enter' and spam more than one of the same emote.

[Sakra]

"I swear it's true!"
You have visited a place in the Known so amazing, nobody believes you.

"World Traveller"
Travel to every city and outpost in the Known.

"Who needs cities?"
Find at least three caves outside the city you can quit in.

[sleepyhead]

"Death of a Thousand Cuts"
Be killed by a jozhal.

"Sea You Later!"
Walk into the Silt Sea and die.

"Nature of the Beast"
As a mul, kill your own mount during a moment of rage.

"My, What Almond Eyes You Have"
As a human-passing breed, join a humans only clan.

"Curiosity Killed the Kiyet"
Drink the mysterious fuming fluid.

"...So What Now?"
Get locked in someone's apartment after they quit unexpectedly/go linkdead.

"Clever Girl"
Make a witty movie reference about raptors that surely no one has ever heard before.

"The Obsidian-Haired, Knife-Nosed Templar"
Mistarget a noble or templar in your emote.

[Rahnevyn]

Wanted: Get a bounty placed on your character.

Infamous: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character.

Criminal Mastermind: Get a bounty of ten thousand coins or more placed on your character while being a mundane guild and subguild, a 0 karma race, and a non special app role.

[650Booger]

Hiker: Walk from red storm to morin's without using roads or stopping in civilized areas.

[Grapes]

ONE POINTY BOI: Get murdered by elves.

[Armaddict]

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

THE DUNES HAVE EYES:
Get crimflagged in the wilderness

IT IS...PRECIOUS TO ME:
Wear an enchanted ring

RNG FAIL:
Using Teleport, arrive in a room with aggressive NPC's

[James de Monet]

YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW:
Get killed by content you helped put into the game.

Oh man, this one is legendary status.