Pooping

Started by bartenderer, April 01, 2011, 02:03:57 PM

Hmm, any ideas on what Zalanthians do to clean themselves up after?

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Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

They find a bush or crap one out to look like a beetle's.
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But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.
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Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!
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Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!


Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

April 01, 2011, 03:05:01 PM #7 Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 03:08:52 PM by BlackMagic0
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:02:25 PM
Quote from: BlackMagic0 on April 01, 2011, 02:41:20 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 02:39:18 PM
Uhh, Zalanthan girls don't poop ...

Any baby with a brain can tell you everybody poops!


Nope, girls don't poop. Jus' don' happen.

Freaking FCC...

They wipe with rags is my guess. Or how I've always roleplayed it in the pooping rooms for certain clans. Also I always been curious where the sewer system of Allanak was hooked up to top side for all that shit to pile down there... some communal bathrooms at the Taverns or something.
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."

I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.

Sand bidet, anyone?

Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.

April 01, 2011, 03:11:51 PM #9 Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 03:13:46 PM by BlackMagic0
Quote from: Kismetic on April 01, 2011, 03:08:54 PM
I can't see tossing rags down the poop chute.  There has a less wasteful way to clean the bum.
Or maybe butt flossing with numut vine.

They would never use water to wash their backside. Also numut vines would not be highly accessible by anyone south of Luir's Outpost. And more then likely is more valuable then some ragged, torn, dirty pieces of sand cloth that you found or from your old cloak/pants/shirt. Maybe not the best wiper.. but its not a waste of resources.
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."

Anyone ever seen the Japanese film, Woman In the Dunes?

Well there is a scene where the woman cleans her dishes with sand. Thinking about it for a bit...it made sense. The sand would cake up around the moist areas, but then you could brush it off when dry - taking the filth with it.

So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

They're -definitely- not wasting water, agreed.  Umm ...  I'm at a loss, here.  I'm going to completely forget this was ever posted (for fear of girls answering).

Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 03:14:43 PM
So...maybe a handful of sand on the pooper...while uncomfortable for us.... may not be necessarily uncomfortable for people living on a desert planet?

I'd say sand to the butt hole has to be utterly uncomfortable.. how could anyone enjoy rough sand all up there? And it'd get stuck.. and.. I'd still say some rags would be the most logical..
"Don't take life too seriously, nobody ever makes it out alive anyway."

I suppose rags makes sense.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Quote from: boog on April 01, 2011, 02:31:19 PM
Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 02:28:47 PM
But...what do they do about their dirty areas after?

Hand? Sand?? Nothing???

Well, I mean. I think I've seen chamber pot sort of items. You could always use dirty old rags. Maybe sand (lawl sandy vag), cotton ... bolls? Hm.

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Doesn't one well known room of one compound have "cleaning sand" in the description somewhere?  Or am I misremembering?
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April 01, 2011, 04:03:29 PM #16 Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 04:08:07 PM by Xeran Van Houten
Two of them, actually... But I don't think it says if it's for cleaning one's self or the room...

I'd think, if necessary, one would smear sand if particularly messy, then use a rag to scrape it off when caked.
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Quote from: Yam on March 18, 2011, 09:57:04 AM
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I can't wait to see an advertisement on the IG boards for a noble's poop wiper. :)
Case: he's more likely to shoot up a mcdonalds for selling secret obama sauce on its big macs
Kismet: didn't see you in GQ homey
BadSkeelz: Whatever you say, Kim Jong Boog
Quote from: Tuannon
There is only one boog.

That would be an odd one to RP out. I'd prolly fade. Had an IC poop once that I faded on. Unless there was someone hiding, pretty sure I faded on myself there.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

La la la la I can't hear you la la la la

But in all seriousness, unless it's a bowel disease worth RPing, I don't think or want to think about it. The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

You mean you MUD so much, you give yourself an impaction?

Actually, desert tribes in RL use their hands. That's why they don't shake or do ritual things with a certain hand.  :-*  The sand and straw you see in some places is to clean your hands off, and also to keep the floor from getting too messy.
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Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Quote from: bartenderer on April 01, 2011, 04:35:49 PM
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.

Can I please have this as my sig?

I...can't tell if this is a serious request. But if it is, why not, I am not ashamed! Eh.

Sig'ed.
Quote from: Mooney on April 01, 2011, 04:16:28 PM
The worldly burden of defecation is something I go online to escape.