Amusing moments

Started by JollyGreenGiant, June 22, 2003, 01:06:13 AM

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June 25, 2003, 10:40:07 PM #25
I've posted some or all of these before, but:

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While putting up a tent...
The brown-eyed man struggles with his massive mekillot boner as he turns around.

While standing in the Allanaki bazaar...
l w
[Very Far]
Nothing.
[Far]
The ugly-ass halfling is standing here.
[Near]
Nothing.

While relaxing in the tavern...
The flat-headed dwarf sets a mug of ale atop his head.

While running in utter terror near Tuluk many moons ago...
The dark-shelled mantis kisses the lanky elf, how sweet!

Paraphrased email after getting annihilated to death by a one-hit-wonder...
Uhm, yeah, sorry about that.  Halaster noticed something didn't look right and it turns out one of the items on X is a holdover from the H'n'S days.  It does 100d10 damage and only needs to be worn, not wielded.  I uh, gave you a res there.  -Kelvik

While minding my own business in immland (paraphrased)...
The dark-haired daddy wishes to the staff:
"Er, sorry, I kinda didn't realize this would happen and just sorta accidentally tried but didn't mean to.. I mean.. Can someone reload "a blue-eyed baby boy"..?  This partially eaten one just doesn't look right."

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I guess that's all off the top of my head.

-Savak
i]May the fleas of a thousand kanks nestle in your armpit.  -DustMight[/i]
June 25, 2003, 10:54:15 PM #26
Ha.

the lean, mop-haired man...I think it was.
Mick.

Captain Canadia.

He'll never live that down.

Quote from: "Savak""Can someone reload "a blue-eyed baby boy"..? This partially eaten one just doesn't look right."
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June 27, 2003, 10:47:29 PM #27
Quote from: "John"Changed for IC info ;)

The woman looks towards the window

:think perfect. Now I just slip the poison in while she isn't looking
The man think perfect. Now I just slip the poin in while she isn't looking.

See, now that's just scary.  I mean, what would you do next? Say "ooc Sorry, ignore that"?

I've gotten so paranoid about it now that I double check my think commands to make sure I'm really thinking.  Also afraid of getting it mixed up with talk.  :shock:
June 27, 2003, 11:22:39 PM #28
Quote from: "HaiWolfe"See, now that's just scary.  I mean, what would you do next? Say "ooc Sorry, ignore that"?
What else could I say :oops: I definitely stopped all plans to do something after that blunder :P He was a good RPer and didn't abuse the knowledge though :D

Quote from: "HaiWolfe"I've gotten so paranoid about it now that I double check my think commands to make sure I'm really thinking.  Also afraid of getting it mixed up with talk.  :shock:
If that happens (it hasn't yet to me) I plan on just RPing it out as if I accidently mumbled it. It happens IRL so if I accidently do it in the game so be it  :wink:
July 09, 2003, 01:16:37 PM #29
So during a sparring match, someone who didn't speak sirihish very well ended up complaining about the "bomplicated language."  I nearly fell over laughing IRL.  It just struck me as hilarious, for no good reason, really.
quote="Larrath"]"On the 5th day of the Ascending Sun, in the Month of Whira's Very Annoying And Nearly Unreachable Itch, Lord Templar Mha Dceks set the Barrel on fire. The fire was hot".[/quote]
July 09, 2003, 01:50:16 PM #30
All I can say is...

Bad things happen when you "talk" instead of "psi".
July 09, 2003, 08:03:45 PM #31
Hmmm... I had a few new friends from another university started playing Arm..

The newbie elf kisses the backstabber NPC.
>ooc :)))
The newbie elf kisses the backstabber NPC.
The newbie elf kisses the backstabber NPC.
*a few seconds pass*
The newbie elf says "He is lost."
say -chuckling Take cover, ma'friend...
The backstabber NPC backstabs the newbie elf bla bla
>emote moves into the fray chuckling
>rescue newbie

.....

He's dead now.
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July 10, 2003, 10:45:06 AM #32
Many times something like this (really I'm good with directions)

example location:  Directly west of Tuluk on the north road.

> Pointing west, man says "Head back to Tuluk, that way."

> red-faced, the man points to the east.
July 10, 2003, 11:00:59 AM #33
Ah The best moment ever...

I was sparring with a Certain dwarf.

The uber-newbie dwarf ninja-flips over you, landing with the grace and elegance of a ballet-dancer.

I laughed for many days.
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July 16, 2003, 07:57:14 PM #34
<Person> plunges her spoon into the bowel of stew.

Ouch... disemboweled with a spoon.  Poor Stew.
quote="Larrath"]"On the 5th day of the Ascending Sun, in the Month of Whira's Very Annoying And Nearly Unreachable Itch, Lord Templar Mha Dceks set the Barrel on fire. The fire was hot".[/quote]
July 16, 2003, 08:17:02 PM #35
Mmm, bowel stew.  Now with 20% more bowel.

AC
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July 16, 2003, 09:44:11 PM #36
This happened to my friend while I was teaching him to play.

A tiny kank-fly arrives from the north.

A half-giant soldier arrives from the north.
A half-giant soldier arrives from the north.

A half-giant soldier shouts, "Surrender, criminal!" (or something like that)

A half-giant soldier hits a tiny kank-fly, HARD.

A tiny kank-fly's eyes roll back into it's head.
A tiny kank-fly crumbles to the ground.


Bad fly!
I've been away from Zalanthas for some time, but I still think you all are kank shit. Don't worry, I'll come back and fix it up. By the way, has anyone found, like, water? This desert is getting old.
July 17, 2003, 02:54:22 PM #37
I think the funniest thing I remember was someone building a pc's baby a food object and some person actually tested the bite command on it in a bar full of people.
July 21, 2003, 01:29:50 AM #38
Ignius [1000]: trans all
<spam of 50 players being summoned to the imm lounge>
<random spam as 50 players enter pre-typed/half-typed commands>
The buxom gypsy lass moans loudly.
The muscular, bronze-skinned gypsy says in Bendune:
"Ohhh..*!"
The blond elf looks at the buxom gypsy lass.
Ignius [1000]: Shit
Blaylock: uhh..


Dyrinis
July 21, 2003, 01:33:44 AM #39
Grr, keep forgetting to log in.
Dyrinis
July 21, 2003, 02:24:49 AM #40
Quote from: "Dyrinis as Anonymous"The buxom gypsy lass moans loudly.
Now, this is funny.
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July 23, 2003, 01:00:31 AM #41
>The <man> pulls the stopper from <woman> and pours a light trickling of liquid into his mouth.

Ewww.  I mean saving moisture is important and all, but where exactly was that stopper and what sort of liquid trickled out?

AC
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins
July 23, 2003, 03:16:40 AM #42
Yummy, pass me the woman please, I could use a drink :D

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July 23, 2003, 03:38:55 AM #43
This one happened TONIGHT :)


The figure in a dark, hooded cloak gets a sandy yellow, chitinous breastplate from a fine, leather-pouched belt.


Maybe it was 'doll' armor... riiiiiiiiight. :twisted:

C'mon people, stop trying to eat your children and stuff your breastplates and longbows into your belts!
July 23, 2003, 08:16:17 AM #44
Well...one thing that happened to me recently. I sucessfully shadowed someone around, was kindof curious where they were going. The charcter I followed wasn't some prominent noble with guards or even a merchant.

But one thing that happened, I got slightly bored of this, and instead of leaving decided to throw out a couple emotes. I had a whistle echo off the walls...then the character moved...moved....fled. I felt it was semi bad rp, since oocly you know 'someone' is hidden, ye icly, someone is a single person in a huge room of vnpcs.  Although I didn't care because I was actually laughing kinda hard.
July 23, 2003, 08:19:16 AM #45
ummm....damnit. First time I post as a guest and now I can't delete this......heh....could someone delete that above post? Though I was in...a different thread. *sigh* Although...in a way  I guess it was an amusing moment...hmmm....I'll just double post for now then.
July 23, 2003, 03:38:04 PM #46
Heh the most amusing moment was I was sitting in the gaj when in walks The giant, walking penis. Not sure how he got accepted but he managed to walk around and talk to people for alittle before a templar walked in and slayed him which was funny to see The half-gaint soldier chops The huge, walking penis on the head doing frightening damage followed by the corpse of the the huge, walking penis.


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July 23, 2003, 04:52:51 PM #47
I remember hearing of someone having an Adolf Hitler wanna-be character, he had a Panzer Kank... the name Kinkaid comes to mind...
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July 23, 2003, 05:13:19 PM #48
I remember Hitler.  It took all of one wish and a couple of seconds for an imm to put Hitler back into the grave.
July 23, 2003, 06:24:57 PM #49
Hitler? I'd like to hear some detail on that, if it wasn't too IC... Was there a german-accented dwarf walking around with a fake mustache named 'Adolf'? Whats the story behind that? How did -that- character idea ever get accepted?
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