To the staff that sent -that- Turkey

[Ghost]

As I said, I love you..I really do. :)))))

I thought some sorcerer is summoning things, and was scared at first.. Then I was laughing REALLY hard! :))

[elvenchipmunk]

I must agree, good show!

[Moofassa]

Oh... i get it. Crazy imms. Freakin me out :p

[Rhyden]

Ya, that was really creepy. Damn, I should have saved it's description to share it around. Anyways, some imm conjured up a skeletal turkey like 100 feet tall and made it do a jig, it was amazing. (Damn hope this isn't too ic, but then again, towering skeletal turkeys aren't exactly normal in Arm)

[Maybe42or54]

This is a gigantic skeleton, in the shape of a turkey.  It easily stands a thousand cords high, animated into undeath by some foul magicks. The turkey looks really pissed, seeking revenge for its slain relatives so that puny humans can eat nice meals.
A giant, skeletal turkey is in excellent condition.

That is 1,250 feet tall.

[Ghost]

1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?

[cyberpatrol_735]

1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?

Sunroof?

I missed it.. dang

[xX_Cathedral_Xx]

You know, I'm kinda scared to see what happens on Christmas..

[Anonymous]

A three-thousand foot, jolly-bellied fat man is here, eating citizens and knocking over buildings.

[cyberpatrol_735]

Hrm... At Christmas we always give presents.. like.. "MONEY" or.. "GIFTS" such as things like new clothes, knives, etc..

That would be cool.

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<prompt> l room
Caravan Way [ W E ]
Desc here, blablha blah ablhah

Moments later...

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You see a shiny red sleigh fly over head.

<prompt> l sleigh

You don't see that here.

Something falls from the sky and lands in your pack.

<prompt> l in backpack

In a backpack (carried ) :
A few thousand obsidian coins
An item here
An item there
A large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> get box backpack
You get a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping from a backpack.

<prompt> open box
You can't do that.

<prompt> craft box
You could make many items out of a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> craft box into a large elvis presley figurine
You set to work at crafting.

<prompt>

<prompt> You create a large Elvis Presley figureine.

<prompt> think Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!
You think: Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!

<prompt> A gith defiler has arrived from the south.

<prompt> think Oh shit
You think: Oh shit.

<prompt> A gith defiler utters an incantation.
A large wall of flame slams into you!

*Beep*


Meh

[LilBit]

All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"  would he be more like.. "GOBBLE!!!"?

[elvenchipmunk]

Ghost wrote:

1250 feet? How could it fit into..that tavern?

It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.

[Halaster]

How do you know a 1250 foot skeletal turkey wouldn't say RAWR!!!?

[Ghost]

It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.

To be more precise, it did come into the Bard's Barrel, main room.  And all at the folks at the bar were momentarily dazzled.

So it did fit into tavern.

[Empress]

Hey I was on during American ThanksGiving and I saw no big turkey skeleton!  Is that because i'm Canadian???  :shock:

[elvenchipmunk]

Oh, I didn't see it go into the tavern, sorry Ghost.

[Rhyden]

I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.

[elvenchipmunk]

Hey Empress, I'm Canadian   and I saw a big, skeletal turkey. So, umm...you were just not at the place at the right time.

[Cenghiz]

Damnit Didn't the turkey wander outside Allanak? I would love to see it.
emote gobbles cheerfully.

[John]

All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"

:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

That was good

[sacac]

I love when it did the Jig.
I could have sworn someone was going to "kill turkey."

[Bogre]

I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.

I think I'm going to let the 1200 foot turkey say whatever the hell it wants. *gulp*

[Moofassa]

Yeah, the giant turkey was outised the sanc in Tuluk "rawr" ing away.

[Angela Christine]

A skeletal turkey shouldn't say anything, because it has no lungs or larynx.

And I missed it.   :cry:

AC

[Eclipse]

Nuts. Skeletal turkeys are the best.

say (while approaching the 1250 foot tall turkey with a big knife) Come here, turkey turkey turkey, get in my belly!

[Angela Christine]

First Halloween candy and now Turkey day . . . does anyone else get worried when the staff get playfull?   :!:  What's next, putting the claws back in Santa Claws?   :shock:


And how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:


Abandoned Canadian

[Anonymous]

What's next, putting the claws back in Santa Claws?   :shock:

I got a little present one Christmas, I think.

And how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:

The staff only celebrates holidays that count.  It is cute that Canada has their own little pretend thanksgiving though.

[Agent_137]

And how come Canadian Thanksgiving didn't get anything?  :evil:

The staff only celebrates holidays that count.  It is cute that Canada has their own little pretend thanksgiving though.

HO! SNAP!

[Anonymous]

I love when it did the Jig.
I could have sworn someone was going to "kill turkey."

I would love to see,

The gigantic, skeletal turkey looks amused at the antics of the greyish skinned man for a moment, before deliberately lifting up one its clawed feet...

[gofmk]

You know, I'm kinda scared to see what happens on Christmas..

Last year it was Githmas.. I vaguely remember some dude running into the tavern and handing me a wrapped present saying Merry Githmas! And when I opened it.. and it exploded confetti or something of the sort, it was very clever.. nothing like a 1250 ft turkey.. but very good.  :wink:

[proxie]

I remember a lot of wacky holiday zaniness when I first started playing.

The easter tregil handed out colored erdlu eggs once.

I'm glad they dusted off the skeletal turkey.


When do we start getting meaty prizes?