Pack Rats

Started by Realedazed, May 01, 2004, 03:20:22 PM

Quote from: "Angela Christine"They didn't take your bed?  I'm sooo jealous!  Sometimes you can get an apartment with immoveable furnature items installed, that is sweet.  Built-in furnature is the only way I've found to keep my furnature from being stolen, including the ratty old rugs on the floor.

Yes, the bed was built-in which I'm sure was the only reason some lone thief wasn't spotted huffing and puffing down the street with a large double bed strapped to his back with the neighbours going "Oh, I didn't know Boggis was moving house tonight". Everything that wasn't nailed down was stroked in jig time anytime I left anything there. It got to the point where I was considering only leaving trapped items and poisoned food in there but that seemed a little over-the-top. Just about.
You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink" Dydactylos' philosophical mix of the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans (Small Gods, Terry Pratchett)