To the staff that sent -that- Turkey

Started by Ghost, November 25, 2004, 09:46:10 PM

As I said, I love you..I really do. :)))))

I thought some sorcerer is summoning things, and was scared at first.. Then I was laughing REALLY hard! :))
some of my posts are serious stuff

I must agree, good show!
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

Oh... i get it. Crazy imms. Freakin me out :p
your mother is an elf.

Ya, that was really creepy. Damn, I should have saved it's description to share it around. Anyways, some imm conjured up a skeletal turkey like 100 feet tall and made it do a jig, it was amazing. (Damn hope this isn't too ic, but then again, towering skeletal turkeys aren't exactly normal in Arm)

This is a gigantic skeleton, in the shape of a turkey.  It easily stands a thousand cords high, animated into undeath by some foul magicks. The turkey looks really pissed, seeking revenge for its slain relatives so that puny humans can eat nice meals.
A giant, skeletal turkey is in excellent condition.

That is 1,250 feet tall.
Quote from: Shoka Windrunner on April 16, 2008, 10:34:00 AM
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1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?
some of my posts are serious stuff

Quote from: "Ghost"1250 feet?  How could it fit into..that tavern?

Sunroof?

I missed it.. dang
For FantasyWriter:
Never again will I be a fool, I will from now on, wrap my tool.

You know, I'm kinda scared to see what happens on Christmas..
We shall step up preparations for possible military struggle and enhance our capabilities to cope with crises, safeguard peace, prevent wars and win the wars if any," Hu

I give this man much respect for this comment.

A three-thousand foot, jolly-bellied fat man is here, eating citizens and knocking over buildings.

Hrm... At Christmas we always give presents.. like.. "MONEY" or.. "GIFTS" such as things like new clothes, knives, etc..

That would be cool.



<prompt> l room
Caravan Way [ W E ]
Desc here, blablha blah ablhah

Moments later...
You see a shiny red sleigh fly over head.

<prompt> l sleigh

You don't see that here.

Something falls from the sky and lands in your pack.

<prompt> l in backpack

In a backpack (carried ) :
A few thousand obsidian coins
An item here
An item there
A large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> get box backpack
You get a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping from a backpack.

<prompt> open box
You can't do that.

<prompt> craft box
You could make many items out of a large, ornamental box with silver wrapping.

<prompt> craft box into a large elvis presley figurine
You set to work at crafting.

<prompt>

<prompt> You create a large Elvis Presley figureine.

<prompt> think Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!
You think: Yes!! Elvis! Thankyou santa!

<prompt> A gith defiler has arrived from the south.

<prompt> think Oh shit
You think: Oh shit.

<prompt> A gith defiler utters an incantation.
A large wall of flame slams into you!

*Beep*


Meh
For FantasyWriter:
Never again will I be a fool, I will from now on, wrap my tool.

All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"  would he be more like.. "GOBBLE!!!"?
ww.j0ram.net  <---  Now that.. that is scary place to be.  NEVER drink with other mudders, it leads to evilness and spankin's.. and crazy pimps.

Ghost wrote:
Quote1250 feet? How could it fit into..that tavern?

It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

How do you know a 1250 foot skeletal turkey wouldn't say RAWR!!!?
"I agree with Halaster"  -- Riev

Quote from: "elvenchipmunk"It wasn't in the tavern, just to the south, that's how it fit.

To be more precise, it did come into the Bard's Barrel, main room.  And all at the folks at the bar were momentarily dazzled.

So it did fit into tavern.
some of my posts are serious stuff

Hey I was on during American ThanksGiving and I saw no big turkey skeleton!  Is that because i'm Canadian???  :shock:
anth: *tries to balance an evil laugh with a cheerful, open demeanor*

A sand-stuffed practice dummy looks down at you.

Come see Matrim's Armageddon website at:
http://ambushpaintball.com/armageddon

Oh, I didn't see it go into the tavern, sorry Ghost.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.

Hey Empress, I'm Canadian  :D and I saw a big, skeletal turkey. So, umm...you were just not at the place at the right time.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-Winston Churchill

Damnit :) Didn't the turkey wander outside Allanak? I would love to see it.
emote gobbles cheerfully.
quote="Ghost"]Despite the fact he is uglier than all of us, and he has a gay look attached to all over himself, and his being chubby (I love this word) Cenghiz still gets most of the girls in town. I have no damn idea how he does that.[/quote]

Quote from: "LilBit"All I have to say is..  "RAWR!!!"  I mean.. what huge monsterous undead turkey says "Rawr?"
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That was good :)

I love when it did the Jig.
I could have sworn someone was going to "kill turkey."
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Quote from: "Rhyden"I think a 1200 foot turkey would say 'woof'.

I think I'm going to let the 1200 foot turkey say whatever the hell it wants. *gulp*
I tripped and Fale down my stairs. Drink milk and you'll grow Uaptal. I know this guy from the state of Tenneshi. This house will go up Borsail tomorrow. I gave my book to him Nenyuk it back again. I hired this guy golfing to Kadius around for a while.

Yeah, the giant turkey was outised the sanc in Tuluk "rawr" ing away.
your mother is an elf.

A skeletal turkey shouldn't say anything, because it has no lungs or larynx.

And I missed it.   :cry:

AC
Treat the other man's faith gently; it is all he has to believe with."     Henry S. Haskins

Nuts. Skeletal turkeys are the best.

say (while approaching the 1250 foot tall turkey with a big knife) Come here, turkey turkey turkey, get in my belly!
ree as a bird and joyfully my heart
Soared up among the rigging, in and out;
Under a cloudless sky the ship rolled on
Like an angel drunk with brilliant sun.
                                       - Charles Baudelaire