He's 1342 years old (that's 58,125 days played).
He has 7 karma (he still hasn't worked off that bad account note he earned when he buried Luir under 99 feet of stone without emoting.)
He has master polearm, and high journeyman watch (he wishes he would've twinked it more before he became too frightening for pickpockets to mess with.)
He's got the sweetest apartment in Allanak, and all the status-RPers are pretty jelly of it.
His request was approved to change his mdesc to a description of Draco he found in the novel adaptation of the 1996 movie Dragonheart. (Imms missed the reference)
So, what does he DO all day?
His preferred method of travel seems to be dragon form, so it stands to reason that if he ever went out and about to do things, his comings and goings would have been noticed. Unlike Muk Utep who at least puts in an appearance with his citizens every dozen years or so, Tek hasn't been seen by any PC I've ever heard of. In fact the only time he ever comes out of his tower is when he feels like pissing in Utep's cherios. His empire is managed by his Templars and Lords, so it's doubtful he has to put in more work there than to listen to the occasional report.
So what does this leave? What is a day in the life of Tektolnes?
(In case you couldn't tell, this is more of a musing than a serious question...)
Mudsex.
He does have a bastard child.
Waysex with Utep.
And sweeping.
Edit: I bet he also has a sparring dummy and is still trying to get his slashing weapons to master. One more fail...
Brooding on his daddy issues.
Reducing black robes who complain about l33tspeak in emotes to dust.
Eating with metal cutlery.
Earning phat loot from all the dungeons he raids.
Laughing at people who pray to him.
Also, occasionally burning dwarf armies or playing Hot Potato with a volcano as the ball.
Collecting the testicles of Black Robed Templars in necklace form.
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p.s. Putin IS Tektolnes!
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU WANT TO MESS WITH ME
I SPIT HOT BORSCH WHILE I'M CRUSHING THESE BEATS
I imagine he spends most of his days going:
>help here
There is no helpfile for the topic "here".
>talk npc
You are not sitting at a table.
>say topics
You say, in badass-accented sirihish:
"topics"
>tell npc topics bitch
You say, to the black-robed templar NPC, in badass-accented sirihish:
"topics bitch"
>frown
Please use the emote code for social emotes.
>shout SON OF A BITCH! I ONLY USE THE ACTUAL CODE ONCE A HUNDRED YEARS!!!!111!!! Somebody get Morgenes up here. I'm going to talk to him about "code changes". FUS RO DAH!
Wind whips up near the immense dragon as he begins an incantation.
Quote from: MeTekillot on February 18, 2014, 01:55:58 AM
He does have a bastard child.
Oh??
@Bushranger - Niiiice choice of person to represent Tek. Haha. That made me laugh.
Senior Templar Cohran.
So the obvious answer to the question is: Cohran's mom.
He periodically types in "Skills," even though he's been sitting on the same throne for the last three hours and done no activity that could lead to a skill-up.
Oh, and another answer:
Whatever he wants.
Tweezes his nose hairs while listening to Mozart on his retro 70's record player, while the guards outside deliberate over what sorcery is going on inside.
Or more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrqftLip64
Quote from: FantasyWriter on February 19, 2014, 06:17:42 AM
Or more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrqftLip64
Really? I always thought Captain Shakespear was a lot more like a Lord Fale.
contact tek
psi waaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuuup?!
Muk invading his thoughts one day:
"...Oh man this feels so good. When I get home, I'm going to strip down in front of a full-length mirror, turn Super Saiyan, and..."
At that point Muk abandoned ship.
Quote from: Bushranger on February 19, 2014, 07:55:53 AM
Quote from: FantasyWriter on February 19, 2014, 06:17:42 AM
Or more like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NrqftLip64
Really? I always thought Captain Shakespear was a lot more like a Lord Fale.
A Fale wouldn't bother doing it behind closed doors. ;)
Plays with his golden tower.
I once heard a rumor that he sits in his tower, watching re-runs of Magnum P.I. and Miami Vice.
Nobody got my DBZA reference. :(
Grunts and squints.
Quote from: Zoan on February 22, 2014, 06:29:44 PM
Nobody got my DBZA reference. :(
Well, no one
responded to it...
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Edited by BCW81: Please don't directly show images of a NSFW variety, thanks!
Quote from: Zoan on February 19, 2014, 03:01:51 PM
Muk invading his thoughts one day:
"...Oh man this feels so good. When I get home, I'm going to strip down in front of a full-length mirror, turn Super Saiyan, and..."
At that point Muk abandoned ship.
"Nonono! Gohan, Gohan!"
"Cat loves food, ye-yeah yeah.."
"uuuuuuh..."
".... You... heard.... nothing..."