PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
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Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
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Quote from: BadSkeelz on June 25, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
Quote from: Eurynomos on June 25, 2012, 05:09:21 AM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on June 25, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
We need a game for this.
Quote from: Karieith on June 25, 2012, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Eurynomos on June 25, 2012, 05:09:21 AM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on June 25, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
Quote from: Dakota on June 25, 2012, 05:44:07 AM
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Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.
It was too good not to have its own thread.
Quote from: Dakota on June 25, 2012, 05:44:07 AM
Quote from: Karieith on June 25, 2012, 05:40:28 AM
Quote from: Eurynomos on June 25, 2012, 05:09:21 AM
Quote from: BadSkeelz on June 25, 2012, 04:55:27 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:44:08 AM
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
Quote from: Akaramu on June 25, 2012, 05:52:02 AM
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Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 04:40:35 AM
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
This reminds me of a newlywed game blooper that was like, "Where was the craziest place you had the urge to make whoopie?"
And the bride answered, "Ahh... ah.... in my ass?"
LOL.
RAT: Email! Request! You... you! I've never been so eager to hear a response from a request in Arm. Never!
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
Quote from: Bish on June 25, 2012, 07:44:01 AM
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
On the Arena Floor: The mud-caked male gith drops his spears and mounts the red-eyed female gith furiously.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar roars in dismay.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.
The bug-eyed blue-robed templar gives an order to an Allanaki soldier.
Calavera nooooooooo
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
11) On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
What did Naiona's office look like?
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1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10) In the middle of the Arena Floor
11) On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
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12) Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
Sad but epic:
All of the locations above but the byn latrines, hall of kings, and immortals office...I actually 'have' uh...all the rest...IC before.
Not at once though. I'm not a freak! :D (much)
13) Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
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PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
1) Each noble compound in your city.
2) Byn latrines
3) Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4) In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5) You'll have to wake up first.
6) Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7) In a hole full of dead (and respawning) gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.*
9) > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10) Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
This makes me feel so, so vanilla!
Does a corral count as kinky?
Quote from: Clan Des Tine on June 25, 2012, 11:49:24 AM
This makes me feel so, so vanilla!
Does a corral count as kinky?
Depends. Was someone else with you, or was it just you and the animals?
Quote from: Bushranger on June 25, 2012, 12:05:54 PM
Quote from: Clan Des Tine on June 25, 2012, 11:49:24 AM
This makes me feel so, so vanilla!
Does a corral count as kinky?
Depends. Was someone else with you, or was it just you and the animals?
Giving a new meaning to donkey shows?
..to recent to add.. but haha.
I had no idea *beep* can do that..
I wonder if immortals can assume control of *beep*.. that would explain *beep* and *beep*
I guess I'll have to wait to ask...
lol
The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
In an elemental plane.
Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
In a Pymlithe stand
On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
In a wagon
In the Atrium.
In the sewers.
In a fierce sandstorm.
In your PC bosses bed.
In the gortok den.
Atop a wezer nest.
Jail cells.
In front of a group, go hemote
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on June 25, 2012, 04:30:04 PM
In the Atrium.
Hah. I was pretty close to that, at some point! ;D
Quote from: Ender on June 25, 2012, 01:35:55 PM
In an elemental plane.
You know Ender, if a certain PC of yours hadn't been taken... ...
As for something new:
Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
- city rooftops
- mantis valley
- an ankheg den
On the Red's Retreat balcony. (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback.)
[edited to add]
In a tent in the middle of the wastes.
OMG, you guys totally mudsex. Crazy!
I gotta get out of the rented apartment once in awhile....
In Tektolnes gardens....
beat that.
I win.
No, in his throne room, if he has one.
On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
From now on, let's try to keep them numbered, marginally possible and non-situational:
1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony. (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
Quote from: Morrolan on June 25, 2012, 06:29:46 PM
From now on, let's try to keep them numbered, marginally possible and non-situational. And if you have already done it and want to brag, that is what the bragging thread is for:
1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony. (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
40. The docks of Red Storm Village.
41. In the Gaj
42. An island in the Silt Sea.
43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
This is the first thread that's gone 2 pages without a derail. And it's about sex.
Aaaaaand.. It's gone. Good job, Zoltan.
I'm surprised nobody has went 'in front of the closed Allanaki gates' yet.
46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates
there we go
Has um, the middle of Luir's uh, merchant ... square ... thing been listed? Really, that's the only crazy place any of my PCs has faded. Behind (emoted!) a tent. Just before dawn.
Oh, wait. There was another time, in Luir's, but I'm sure the tribal rooms above the End are pretty much well known mudsexing spots.
Quote from: boog on June 25, 2012, 07:28:43 PM
Has um, the middle of Luir's uh, merchant ... square ... thing been listed? Really, that's the only crazy place any of my PCs has faded. Behind (emoted!) a tent. Just before dawn.
Oh, wait. There was another time, in Luir's, but I'm sure the tribal rooms above the End are pretty much well known mudsexing spots.
I think every room behind a curtain in any establishment is pretty much a gimme. As is every wagon, every apartment, every balcony, every back room, every rooftop, every abandoned house, every alley.
I once had a PC pimp character (who actually made alot of money doing that, I had a stable of 4-5 female PC's I ran at once in nak, it was pretty disturbing) I even wore a hat with a feather in it and some custom sun-slits... BUT
In the MAIN room of Red's Retreat, pimped out obese female PC to a half-giant member of the Arm :/ Now talk about disturbing...
47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
48. Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback
49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
Nobody's said the Grey yet? Wusses!
53. The Grey
Quote from: Booya on June 26, 2012, 05:01:48 AM
Nobody's said the Grey yet? Wusses!
53. The Grey
Oh, duh ...
54. Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken
55. In the Sewers below the Rinth
56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.
57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
58. In a cilops den
59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass
60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece
61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)
In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.
"Bang-Nak IV: Bathing Mutant Beauties"
60. atop an ancient tower
61. Against the gates of Red Storm
Complete list so far:
EDIT: It was very fitting that this was my 69th post!
1. Each noble compound in your city.
2. Byn latrines
3. Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
5. You'll have to wake up first.
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
9. > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
16. In an elemental plane.
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
18. In a Pymlithe stand
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
20. In a wagon
21. In the Atrium.
22. In the sewers.
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
24. In your PC bosses bed.
25. In the gortok den.
26. Atop a wezer nest.
27. Jail cells.
28. In front of a group, go hemote
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
30. city rooftops
31. mantis valley
32. an ankheg den
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony. (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
40. The docks of Red Storm Village.
41. In the Gaj
42. An island in the Silt Sea.
43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates
47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
48. Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback
49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
53. The Grey
54. Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken
56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.
57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
58. In a cilops den
59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass
60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece
61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)
62. In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.
63. atop an ancient tower
64. Against the gates of Red Storm
65. In a large dung cart
66. On the corpse pile in Allanak.
67 a Ledge on the Spire.
1. Each noble compound in your city.
Almost...
2. Byn latrines
Never
3. Over the Edge [N, E, S, D]
yes
4. In the air above a dusty city [N, E, W, S, D]
kinda once...
5. You'll have to wake up first.
nope.. have been groped though..
6. Before you is the Hall of Kings...
Seriously?
7. In a hole full of dead (and respawning. gith.
nope
8. An Immortal's Office. Naiona's was particularly creepy.* [*She stripped one of my PC's naked there, too.]
I wish that would be Bad ass
9. > look east
You see a mekillot standing there.
yes...Its less kinky if your Invis...
10. In the middle of the Arena Floor
nope would love to see that though...
11. On a skimmer on the silt sea (don't rock the boat, baby)
nope
12. Inside a very, very, VERY large nest.
If its the one Im thinking of yes...
13. Mount Stables [N, E, S] (In a pile of dung)
EWWW seriously?
14. Near a ruin, against the warm body of a freshly killed carru
Ummmm...kinda...
15. The booths at the Red's Retreat and Tembo's Tooth.
Nope have made out though...god you people have no class!
16. In an elemental plane.
Yes yes yes...Three of them anyway
17. Beneath the Allanaki arena, with the crowds roaring above. (My pc was once stripped naked there as well.)
Nope
18. In a Pymlithe stand
nope
19. On the couch of the Sun-King's Sanctuary.
nope
20. In a wagon
yes
21. In the Atrium.
I once had an Aide that molested in there does that count?
22. In the sewers.
EWWW
23. In a fierce sandstorm.
yes
24. In your PC bosses bed.
Yes...many times..
25. In the gortok den.
nope
26. Atop a wezer nest.
made out in one...
27. Jail cells.
never
28. In front of a group, go hemote
really?
29. Two midgets beneath a templar's robe.
HAHA
30. city rooftops
yes
31. mantis valley
I love Eastrook...
32. an ankheg den
never
33. On the Red's Retreat balcony. (I'm surprised someone hasn't listed this one already)
No...but I have caught people there..often
34. While riding a kank (or some other mount that hasn't gone extinct, sunback).
No
35. In Tektolnes's gardens
So Wish...
36. In Tektolnes's throne room
nope
37. On Utep, while he was still sleeping. Crazy scene.
nppe
38. Against a narrow obelisk of rusty red sandstone.
nope
39. On top of the volcano near Allanak
Kinda...
40. The docks of Red Storm Village.
no
41. In the Gaj
gross thats amost worst than the sewers
42. An island in the Silt Sea.
yes
43. Atop one of the few massive mountains in Zalanthas.
Yes...
44. In the air over the opening of the volcano.
Umm...kinda but before it was opened completely..
45. While both of you are hopped up on hallucinating poison.
No
46. in front of the closed Allanaki gates
No
47. "The Pit"....you know which one I'm talking about.
HELL NO
48. Inside the carcass of a taun-taun dewback sunback
Really?
49. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in the Allanak Bazaar (10 points)
Nope
50. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Luir's (7 points--spice is legal)
Nope
51. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Red Storm (5 points--no one will ask)
no
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Tuluk (must survive a week after completion)
no
52. Every tent, stall, stand, etc. in Desert Elf outpost (5 points--+5 points for non-elves)
no
53. The Grey
yes
54. Atop the watch tower of Ptar Ken
no comment
56. In the workshop of the Akai Sjir - The one open to the public and filled with vNPC children.
Really guys?!?
57. Certain nasty places of UnderTuluk.
eww
58. In a cilops den
no
59. Within a dried-out, long-dead beetle carcass
Made out
60. In the Poet's Circle, covered in paint, as an artistic installation piece
no
61. Within a tunnel through the Void (but make it quick)
:o
62. In the pool in the entrance hall of the Vivaduan temple.
no
63. atop an ancient tower
......maybe?
64. Against the gates of Red Storm
no
HAhah I am not a total prev YAY
Holy fuck where do you find the time to... do things... other than people.
In the pit of Entrails Emporium.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on June 27, 2012, 03:58:23 PM
Holy fuck where do you find the time to... do things... other than people.
This over many years of game play :P
Dude...really? Do people REALLY mudsex that much around here?
I've been playing this mud since 1993 or so. I've had mudsex in arm....once.
Back room of "The Hole in the Wall" *sniffle* :'(
Quote from: drunkendwarf on June 27, 2012, 05:26:02 PM
Dude...really? Do people REALLY mudsex that much around here?
I've been playing this mud since 1993 or so. I've had mudsex in arm....once.
All my places were hypothetical. I haven't actually mudsexxxed in them.
While disembodied and trapped within the psychic metaspace of The Way.
While riding a tamed Rok over the red.
65. While crafting (no pun intended)
Over the Way
... wut?
I think he said that only those who have shitty sex lives irl engage in mudsex. Then he said it again.
That's not entirely true, but ... it probably does take up more time for those who're not having a great experience irl.
I have a response to this, and to avoid derailing this otherwise completely enjoyable thread, I have posted it here. (http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,43811.0.html)
Look what you started! Shame on you. ::)
How the fuck do you derail a checklist thread?
67. Commoners on a nobles bed
68. In a bathtub
69. Under a waterfall
Quote from: Maso on July 03, 2012, 05:55:11 PM
Quote from: Kismetic on July 03, 2012, 12:28:09 PM
67. 70. Commoners under a nobles bed
That was actually my original post! But then I thought that might be pretty uncomfortable.
71. On Tenneshi Bridge (how unsubtle!)
72. A Sandy Clearing (At the entrance of that little Elf Tent City. In front of those half-dozen elves. It has to be in front of the six elves. Make sure the old one watches. The old one HAS to watch.)
73. The desert (all that sand can hardly be comfortable)
74. Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet? Yeesh.
Quote from: Red Ranger on July 03, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
74. Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet? Yeesh.
I'll see your slaughterhouse, and raise you the Tuluki crematorium.
ashad (dead) Guild: Merchant Subguild: Physician Race: Elf
Aged: 1 years Played: 39 days, 23 hours Start Date: Tue Sep 22 11:24:28 2009 Last Logon: Sun Dec 6 19:13:25 2009
Ashad (****) has died from immortal fury, come revel in your power.
Sexing up Arna in the spice den of the Desert Rose. - 10/25/09
stripped pilot, gave climb at equal rank - 9/22/09
Quote from: Calavera on June 25, 2012, 04:00:21 AM
PCs have sex in some really misguided creative places.
Checklist of places to have sex:
10) Near a ruin,
against WITH the warm body of a freshly killed carru
FTFY (though I think it was a giz...)
25 left to go!
Then, we make them rhyme!
Once you've done it on the table,
Your boss's bed,
And a stable...
Quote from: Dar on July 03, 2012, 08:29:18 PM
ashad (dead) Guild: Merchant Subguild: Physician Race: Elf
Aged: 1 years Played: 39 days, 23 hours Start Date: Tue Sep 22 11:24:28 2009 Last Logon: Sun Dec 6 19:13:25 2009
Ashad (****) has died from immortal fury, come revel in your power.
Sexing up Arna in the spice den of the Desert Rose. - 10/25/09
stripped pilot, gave climb at equal rank - 9/22/09
1199 hours in just over two months? 0.o
Quote from: Maso on July 03, 2012, 10:22:12 PM
1199 hours in just over two months? 0.o
75 days. 1800 hours total.
Quote from: Morrolan on July 03, 2012, 10:27:11 PM
Quote from: Maso on July 03, 2012, 10:22:12 PM
1199 hours in just over two months? 0.o
75 days. 1800 hours total.
....in two months? That's 30 hours a day. :(
75*24=1800
39*24=936
936+23=959
Playing at work = King of the Idle Time! I'm still surprised the character wasn't dissapeared for ignoring multiple faithfuls for 3-6 hours every second day.
PS: 1199? a mistake somewhere there.
More than 12 hours a day is kind of awesome. Can't say I've ever gotten around that much playtime.
Yeaaaaaah, I was drinking early. Sorry. ::)
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on July 04, 2012, 01:19:35 AM
More than 12 hours a day is kind of awesome. Can't say I've ever gotten around that much playtime.
I did 14 hours the other day. It's totally not awesome. I'm making up for it...by going to bed now.
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In a library.
Quote from: Morrolan on July 04, 2012, 01:25:26 AM
[/derail]
In a library.
Magnificent!
Floating above the Yen ul Tun
In a circle of four large black stones
Sorry I forgot the actual room desc.
Over fifteen hours?
I regret to say I have barely gone over four.
75) On a black moon.
76) On the floor of the Allanaki Senate.
77) High Atop the Shield Wall, as the spice begins to take hold
78 (the ruins of) Steinal.
79. In the fountain in the Arboretum.
80. Masturbating in the barracks (r13337) - 7/06/09 (Tor Red Barracks, booya.)
I will brag about this account note until the day I die.
How has no one said:
81) in a cave.
Also,
82) in the kryl hive.
83) In a Templars apartment. (Neither of you ARE the templar. Neither of you KNOW the templar.)
84. A Salt Lick
Totally necromancing.
85. Globbuluk's Place of Purity
...the only place you can really get dirty.
On the plain I made a stain,
In the Hall I had a ball.
I took her on a bag of grain,
I had him against a city wall.
>_< *d'oh* Since I think staff already too aware of my "achievements", I will decline to participate.
Has anyone done shoulder deep silt yet?
Wouldn't that make it pretty.... uh... dusty down there?
Quote from: musashi on April 29, 2013, 04:48:18 PM
Has anyone done shoulder deep silt yet?
A man and a woman are shoulder deep in silt.
Woman: "Oh wow.. It's soo.."
Man: "So what? My pants are still on."
Woman: "Wait.. then what is tha--"
-not famous last words of mud-sexing tourists.
>a silt horror has arrived from the west.
>a silt horror waggles its tentacles.
omg ... that's ... ew.
Dude, you live in JAPAN.
Done it in a lava tube,
Neck-deep in silt, lacking lube?
Quote from: Delirium on April 29, 2013, 04:51:45 PM
>a silt horror hentai has arrived from the west.
>a silt horror hentai waggles its tentacles.
Okay, I know it doesn't make sense. But it does make me laugh. (waiting for the Advil to reduce my fever just now...)
Quote
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.
Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).
Inside of a well.
Quote from: Morrolan on April 29, 2013, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.
Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).
We
need an echo of templars or slave drivers dragging nubile, scantily robed lasses who weep despondently in their shackles into the dome.
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:28:57 PM
Quote from: Morrolan on April 29, 2013, 05:20:16 PM
Quote from: ShaLeah on April 29, 2013, 05:12:08 PM
An enormous obsidian dome lies to the eastern direction.
Virgins check in, but they don't check out (as virgins).
We need an echo of templars or slave drivers dragging nubile, scantily robed lasses and lads who weep despondently in their shackles into the dome.
:)
Hall of kings?
Quote from: Red Ranger on July 03, 2012, 06:47:34 PM
Has the 'Nakki slaughterhouse not been mentioned yet? Yeesh.
The 'Rinthi "slaughterhouse"
I decline to comment, other then to say a lot of you really need to step it up.
The North Road?
Red Sun Commons.
Tektolnes lap.
The Sun King's lap
Tektolnes says, in Highlord-sirihish: "Schwiiiiiiing!"