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Title: What race would YOU be?
Post by: manipura on January 11, 2010, 03:41:44 PM
IRL, what would you say is the race you'd best describe yourself as?  Or the one you relate most with, either on a physical basis or a more behavioural/personality level? 

I, most certainly would be a half-elf.  Though shorter than average, I fit the bill physically.  And the traditional 'halfie struggle' of independence vs. acceptance...well I should say that pretty much sums up my entire existence.  I think I was born in the wrong time period or something; I always wondered why I had to be -here- (looks around at modern life as we know it) as opposed to living in a cabin in the woods, judging time simply by light and dark, not seconds and minutes, picking berries and thatching a roof.  A cabin or a grey stone house, I still sway back and forth on which I would like more. 

Speaking of time et cetera, anyone have a favourite day? 
I've gotta say, Detal really kicks ass....
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cerelum on January 11, 2010, 03:46:36 PM
I would be an elf, I'm sneaky and think only of myself.

Plus I rip people off for a living and make a good living doing it too.

I would be an elf Merchant, all the way.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Zoltan on January 11, 2010, 03:48:21 PM
Besides human, I'd probably be a dwarf. I'm very fixated on certain goals. And my favorite Arm day is Nekrete, for various reasons.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Jengal on January 11, 2010, 03:51:35 PM
I'd be a human.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Dragon.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cerelum on January 11, 2010, 03:54:52 PM
Quote from: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Dragon.
Not a playable race, cheater.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Xeran Van Houten on January 11, 2010, 03:56:38 PM
Mantis.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Gimfalisette on January 11, 2010, 03:57:22 PM
Quote from: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Dragon.

Human dragon-rider for me.

Wait, that sounded wrong.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cerelum on January 11, 2010, 03:58:33 PM
Quote from: Gimfalisette on January 11, 2010, 03:57:22 PM
Quote from: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Dragon.

Human dragon-rider for me.

Wait, that sounded wrong.
Boom chicka wahh wahhh
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Yam on January 11, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
I would be a halfling.

I am small, wise, and cannibalistic.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 04:03:43 PM
Quote from: Cerelum on January 11, 2010, 03:54:52 PM
Quote from: Cavaticus on January 11, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Dragon.
Not a playable race, cheater.

Maybe not playable for YOU.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: musashi on January 11, 2010, 04:04:48 PM
Quote from: Yam on January 11, 2010, 04:00:16 PM
I would be a halfling.

I am small, wise, and cannibalistic.

He is pretty fun-sized.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: manipura on January 11, 2010, 04:16:19 PM
Lots of races represented so far....no muls though, or half-giants...?  Anyone know a mantis-type? -tilts her head to the side, deep in thought-
C'mon, I know you're out there...
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Niamh on January 11, 2010, 05:50:37 PM
Avangion. 

I am Mr. Cavaticus' nemesis.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: askaran on January 11, 2010, 06:22:16 PM
Elf.. VEEEEERY lazy... and I dont like to pay for things..
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Aaron Goulet on January 11, 2010, 06:33:31 PM
A boring, good old-fashioned human.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: jstorrie on January 11, 2010, 06:59:14 PM
Candybeetle.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Rhyden on January 11, 2010, 07:01:41 PM
Half-elf.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Synthesis on January 11, 2010, 07:01:51 PM
Troll
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Qzzrbl on January 11, 2010, 07:20:42 PM
Gith.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: a strange shadow on January 11, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
<edited for IC info>
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Ourla on January 11, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: a strange shadow on January 11, 2010, 07:30:24 PM
<edited for IC info>

hi-5
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: valeria on January 11, 2010, 08:16:41 PM
Have to be human.  I'm too spastic to be anything else.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Manhattan on January 11, 2010, 08:23:26 PM
Half-elf. I realized that this race perfectly reflects the Asian-American experience.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kronibas on January 11, 2010, 08:34:09 PM
a silt horror... because my tentacles are an aphrodisiac. 

:-*
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: MarshallDFX on January 12, 2010, 12:28:33 AM
When I'm on an active research project, gith.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Fathi on January 12, 2010, 12:48:26 AM
A mul, because I'm sterile and angry and bald.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Gunnerblaster on January 12, 2010, 01:10:13 AM
Half-elven breed bastard.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: IntuitiveApathy on January 12, 2010, 01:43:12 AM
True Giant, because I'm actually 100 feet tall IRL and like to stomp on small villages.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Durant on January 12, 2010, 01:51:50 AM
Quote from: Niamh on January 11, 2010, 05:50:37 PM
Avangion.  

I am Mr. Cavaticus' nemesis.

With the number of times you`ve defiled?   :o

I'd be a Galith
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kronibas on January 12, 2010, 02:00:56 AM
Quote from: Fathi on January 12, 2010, 12:48:26 AM
A mul, because I'm sterile and angry and bald.

lemmie get them digits yo
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Ampere on January 12, 2010, 02:05:49 AM
Mantis: for the free eggs, I love eggs.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Mr.B on January 12, 2010, 02:12:39 AM
Having just read the OP's question, I'd have to say human, because I most physically, emotionally and mentally resemble a human, which isn't too bad because Humans dominate both Earth, and Zalanthas.. brutally, much of the time.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Thorg on January 12, 2010, 02:16:42 AM
Scrab
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: HTX on January 12, 2010, 02:22:31 AM
uh... human? I guess.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Jdr on January 12, 2010, 03:18:48 AM
SPACE VESTRIC.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: musashi on January 12, 2010, 03:53:11 AM
Half-elf.

I like being the outsider.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Reverend Green on January 12, 2010, 05:57:50 AM
Everyone that said "half-elf" is emo.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Yam on January 12, 2010, 06:28:55 AM
Quote from: Reverend Green on January 12, 2010, 05:57:50 AM
Everyone that said "half-elf" is emo.

No one thinks you're cute.


You're a skeet.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Reverend Green on January 12, 2010, 06:37:23 AM
Quote from: Yam on January 12, 2010, 06:28:55 AM
Quote from: Reverend Green on January 12, 2010, 05:57:50 AM
Everyone that said "half-elf" is emo.

No one thinks you're cute.


You're a skeet.

I'm a mushroom-covered gurth.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: deviant storm on January 12, 2010, 06:45:04 AM
Kank. Because I'm the mode of transportation for my kids some days, it feels like.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Reverend Green on January 12, 2010, 03:13:01 PM
Quote from: deviant storm on January 12, 2010, 06:45:04 AM
Kank. Because I'm the mode of transportation for my kids some days, it feels like.

That, and because you're extinct?
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: UnderSeven on January 12, 2010, 03:14:43 PM
Human - and I would totalyl seek the destruction of all other races, starting with elves.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Sephiroto on January 13, 2010, 07:32:31 PM
If not elf, due to physical features, then a half-elf due to my personality.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: 5 day lifespan on January 13, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
Half elf.  A little good at this, a little good at that, but not especially accepted by anyone.

If I could play gortok in game, I would.  Just roaming around, trying to gather a pack, and eating noobs.  Nomnomnom.

And I love Waleuk.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: AmandaGreathouse on January 13, 2010, 08:39:50 PM
Half-elf.

I always 'want' to fit in and be accepted. But damned if I'll change anything about myself for others. I'm the only one who has to live with me all my life. If they don't like me, fuck 'em.   *wanders off into breedly isolation*

Favorite day: Barani. I can't say why, it's too recent and too IC.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: perfecto on January 14, 2010, 11:15:48 AM
I'd have to be a mantis I guess.. totaly feared by just about everything that looks at them, constantly sillent and giving off little real emotion except to get the job done. (except in private with my own kind)  That and I'm a leader.. who wants no followers..  may you cringe under the might on my psionic chittering.. 

By the way Mantis-claus was awsome this year... did anyone else get a visit from the green-shelled mantis wearing a red hat, riding in a sliegh pulled by eight tiny flying kanks?  Turns out I was a good PC this year... I love you Imms.. (chuckles)

And you're right Detal is the best day of the week.. for personal reasons.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: RogueGunslinger on January 14, 2010, 03:06:49 PM
Elf.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: BlackMagic0 on January 14, 2010, 04:18:29 PM
Elf.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Majikal on January 15, 2010, 12:48:22 AM
An elf. It's all about the family (tribe) but damn am I one selfish little fuck at times. I do enjoy stealing to.


Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Dan on January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Cerelum on January 15, 2010, 05:16:49 AM
Quote from: Dan on January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.
How do you know? Pssh.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Ghost on January 15, 2010, 10:05:14 AM
i cant get a your mom joke work on this race thing
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kronibas on January 15, 2010, 12:07:22 PM
Quote from: Dan on January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.

Swirling currents of psychedelic colors surround the curly hair, tattooed silt horror.

With a *poof* Dan turns into a hairless tregil and scurries off into the underbrush
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Chettaman on January 15, 2010, 12:13:22 PM
With a *poof* your mom turns into a hairless tregil and scurries off into the underbrush.

I guess I'd be human. I'm a completely ordinary human...
Just -real- fuckin' lucky.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Jingo on January 15, 2010, 03:20:31 PM
Elf.

We all play games of deception with each other and with ourselves.

Elves see the game and play it better.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: spicemustflow on January 16, 2010, 06:21:00 PM
My extreme paranoia would make me an elf, but I have a conscience that gives me a hard time whenever it happens that I take advantage of someone. Not too hard of a time, though. So, yeah, an elf :). Pity I'm not tall.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Shalooonsh on January 16, 2010, 06:50:59 PM
Gith
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: X-D on January 17, 2010, 12:34:23 AM
Gith
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: spicemustflow on January 17, 2010, 06:14:32 AM
Why, cause you're all long armed, yellow skinned, saw toothed cannibals?
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kol on January 18, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU!! Whoops, wrong thread......

I'd be a halfling. Badass, and short.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: X-D on January 18, 2010, 12:27:29 PM
Ask staff for the gith RP docs sometime, you will get it then. Assuming they give them up.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: musashi on January 18, 2010, 04:27:57 PM
Yam is a halfling ... seriously!!!
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kryos on January 18, 2010, 09:18:17 PM
Mul
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Post by: Halcyon on January 18, 2010, 09:48:52 PM
I'm a dwarf, hands down, my height non-withstanding.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: BlazinDayz on January 18, 2010, 10:09:00 PM
Tregil.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Hot_Dancer on January 19, 2010, 10:32:49 PM
Elf.

Family loyalty for sure.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Potaje on February 02, 2010, 04:05:14 AM
breed, cause i'm a mudblood.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Thorg on February 02, 2010, 04:18:00 AM
Quote from: Thorg on January 12, 2010, 02:16:42 AM
Scrab

Come on guys, I can't be the only one!

(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/1101/scrab.png)
Gotta get me some boots!
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: RogueGunslinger on February 02, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
That pic, just for reference, is a Dark-sun scrab. Not a Zalanthan scrab.

Scrabs in game are defined as looking like beetles. That looks more like a Cilops.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Thorg on February 02, 2010, 04:17:00 PM
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 02, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
That pic, just for reference, is a Dark-sun scrab. Not a Zalanthan scrab.

Scrabs in game are defined as looking like beetles. That looks more like a Cilops.

It's probably a good thing our scrabs are divorced from their origins, Dark Sun scrabs had a ~30% chance of understanding elven and lower chances of actually having character classes! On the topic of scrabs however, while recently smoking a 'jazz cigarette' I felt inspired:

QuoteI loot two boots in the morning,
I loot two boots at night,
I loot two boots in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright,
I loot two boots off of rangers, and two off warriors,
I loot two boots before I loot two boots,
And then I loot two more,

A city-elf once told me, "scrab you'll kill me dead,"
And some dwarf he once told me "I'm gonna bake the best scrab-meat bread",
But, then one day I met a man on an erdlu, and this is what he said:
"Hunting good, and hunting fine but first the mantis head."
*beep*

Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: MeTekillot on February 02, 2010, 08:56:41 PM
I've got the body type of an elf with exceptional strength.

IE: I'm gangly, tall, and stronger than I look.

Human personality.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Dan on February 02, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
I fall into the range of human stats. As well as human personality.

AND SO DO ALL OF YOU! YOUR ALL HUMANS!
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Chettaman on February 03, 2010, 01:51:37 AM
I'd retract my human statement and replace it with halfling.
A tall halfling with exceptional strength, poor agility, extremely good endurance, and average wisdom.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: DCC on February 03, 2010, 10:53:16 AM
A hairy mul for sure. 

Usually quiet and timid but people tend to be afraid of me at first. However, I don't rage nearly as much of course ;)
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: FuSoYa on February 03, 2010, 11:11:36 AM
Quote from: Dan on February 02, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
I fall into the range of human stats. As well as human personality.

AND SO DO ALL OF YOU! YOUR ALL HUMANS!

I'd be a duck.

Definitely a duck.

Brandon
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Akaramu on February 03, 2010, 12:18:39 PM
Human Drovian.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: YellowCactus on February 03, 2010, 08:44:40 PM
Cacti..........

I haven't moved for a decade now.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Synthesis on February 03, 2010, 08:45:56 PM
Quote from: YellowCactus on February 03, 2010, 08:44:40 PM
Cacti..........

I haven't moved for a decade now.

Cacti are actually mobile, muahaha.

Maybe you're a ginka vine.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: YellowCactus on February 03, 2010, 08:48:54 PM
We don't get very many visitors where I grow...Still a cacti.  Waiting......for YOU!
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: jhunter on February 03, 2010, 08:52:08 PM
A one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people eater.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Dan on February 03, 2010, 09:58:41 PM
Okay fine.

Im an angsty half-breed.

*weeps in self-loathing*
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Kol on February 07, 2010, 10:39:05 AM
Man eating potato monkey, thats it.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Ourla on February 07, 2010, 04:20:25 PM
Fnord told me once I was a desert elf.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Aaron Goulet on February 07, 2010, 04:30:09 PM
Quote from: Ourla on February 07, 2010, 04:20:25 PM
Fnord told me once I was a desert elf.

I can see it.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: Gobbleneck on February 10, 2010, 05:05:41 PM
A half elf merchant, actually.
Title: Re: What race would YOU be?
Post by: EvilRoeSlade on February 12, 2010, 01:46:49 PM
Quote from: Thorg on February 02, 2010, 04:17:00 PMIt's probably a good thing our scrabs are divorced from their origins, Dark Sun scrabs had a ~30% chance of understanding elven and lower chances of actually having character classes! On the topic of scrabs however, while recently smoking a 'jazz cigarette' I felt inspired:
You'd be surprised that scrabs aren't as different as you think.