What race would YOU be?

Started by manipura, January 11, 2010, 03:41:44 PM

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January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM #50
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
January 15, 2010, 05:16:49 AM #51
Quote from: Dan on January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.
How do you know? Pssh.
January 15, 2010, 10:05:14 AM #52
i cant get a your mom joke work on this race thing
some of my posts are serious stuff
January 15, 2010, 12:07:22 PM #53
Quote from: Dan on January 15, 2010, 05:09:18 AM
I would be a human, and so would all of you... because thats what you actually are. You are all humans.

Swirling currents of psychedelic colors surround the curly hair, tattooed silt horror.

With a *poof* Dan turns into a hairless tregil and scurries off into the underbrush
January 15, 2010, 12:13:22 PM #54
With a *poof* your mom turns into a hairless tregil and scurries off into the underbrush.

I guess I'd be human. I'm a completely ordinary human...
Just -real- fuckin' lucky.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
January 15, 2010, 03:20:31 PM #55
Elf.

We all play games of deception with each other and with ourselves.

Elves see the game and play it better.
Now you're looking for the secret. But you won't find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be fooled.
January 16, 2010, 06:21:00 PM #56
My extreme paranoia would make me an elf, but I have a conscience that gives me a hard time whenever it happens that I take advantage of someone. Not too hard of a time, though. So, yeah, an elf :). Pity I'm not tall.
January 16, 2010, 06:50:59 PM #57
Gith
I seduced the daughters of men
And made the death of them.
I demanded human sacrifices
From the rest of them.
I became the spirit that haunted
And protected them.
And I lived in the tower of flame
But death collected them.
-War is my Destiny, Ill Bill
January 17, 2010, 12:34:23 AM #58
Gith
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
January 17, 2010, 06:14:32 AM #59
Why, cause you're all long armed, yellow skinned, saw toothed cannibals?
January 18, 2010, 12:15:54 PM #60
I CHOOSE YOU! PIKACHU!! Whoops, wrong thread......

I'd be a halfling. Badass, and short.
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January 18, 2010, 12:27:29 PM #61
Ask staff for the gith RP docs sometime, you will get it then. Assuming they give them up.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
January 18, 2010, 04:27:57 PM #62
Yam is a halfling ... seriously!!!
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
January 18, 2010, 09:18:17 PM #63
Mul
January 18, 2010, 09:48:52 PM #64
I'm a dwarf, hands down, my height non-withstanding.
Its the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fiiiiiine.
January 18, 2010, 10:09:00 PM #65
Tregil.
January 19, 2010, 10:32:49 PM #66
Elf.

Family loyalty for sure.
Anonymous:  I don't get why magickers are so amazingly powerful in Arm.

Anonymous:  I mean... the concept of making one class completely dominating, and able to crush any other class after 5 days of power-playing, seems ridiculous to me.
February 02, 2010, 04:05:14 AM #67
breed, cause i'm a mudblood.
The funny little foreign man

I often hear the jingle to -Riunite on ice- when I read the estate name Reynolte, eve though there ain't no ice in Zalanthas.
February 02, 2010, 04:18:00 AM #68
Quote from: Thorg on January 12, 2010, 02:16:42 AM
Scrab

Come on guys, I can't be the only one!


Gotta get me some boots!
February 02, 2010, 04:07:03 PM #69
That pic, just for reference, is a Dark-sun scrab. Not a Zalanthan scrab.

Scrabs in game are defined as looking like beetles. That looks more like a Cilops.
February 02, 2010, 04:17:00 PM #70
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on February 02, 2010, 04:07:03 PM
That pic, just for reference, is a Dark-sun scrab. Not a Zalanthan scrab.

Scrabs in game are defined as looking like beetles. That looks more like a Cilops.

It's probably a good thing our scrabs are divorced from their origins, Dark Sun scrabs had a ~30% chance of understanding elven and lower chances of actually having character classes! On the topic of scrabs however, while recently smoking a 'jazz cigarette' I felt inspired:

QuoteI loot two boots in the morning,
I loot two boots at night,
I loot two boots in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright,
I loot two boots off of rangers, and two off warriors,
I loot two boots before I loot two boots,
And then I loot two more,

A city-elf once told me, "scrab you'll kill me dead,"
And some dwarf he once told me "I'm gonna bake the best scrab-meat bread",
But, then one day I met a man on an erdlu, and this is what he said:
"Hunting good, and hunting fine but first the mantis head."
*beep*

February 02, 2010, 08:56:41 PM #71
I've got the body type of an elf with exceptional strength.

IE: I'm gangly, tall, and stronger than I look.

Human personality.
February 02, 2010, 09:49:53 PM #72
I fall into the range of human stats. As well as human personality.

AND SO DO ALL OF YOU! YOUR ALL HUMANS!
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
February 03, 2010, 01:51:37 AM #73
I'd retract my human statement and replace it with halfling.
A tall halfling with exceptional strength, poor agility, extremely good endurance, and average wisdom.
Live like God.
Love like God.

"Don't let life be your burden."
- Some guy, Twin Warriors
February 03, 2010, 10:53:16 AM #74
A hairy mul for sure. 

Usually quiet and timid but people tend to be afraid of me at first. However, I don't rage nearly as much of course ;)
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