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Title: Kanks
Post by: mansa on January 13, 2008, 01:13:05 AM
I miss you.

01/13/2008: Changed Caravan Road echoes to remove kank references -- Sanvean

    1575 (Year 35 Age 21)
    ...
    In the same year, a mysterious malady begins to sweep throughout the known world, causing the kank - Zalanthans' primary method of transporation - to slowly sicken and die. Trade routes suffer as the centers of civilization struggle to obtain a new means of healthy, cheap beasts of burden to replace the dying animals. Kank honey, an ingredient in many popular foodstuffs for the upper class, becomes virtually nonexistent. Many factions across the known world devote countless hours of time and effort to discovering and halting the unknown illness, to no effect. Over time, the kank becomes all but extinct.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Gimfalisette on January 13, 2008, 01:20:53 AM
Kanks for the memories.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: RogueGunslinger on January 13, 2008, 01:24:29 AM
>em rolls his eyes. Then snickers.

Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Adiadochokinesis on January 13, 2008, 01:45:51 AM
It's still there.

Oh, nevermind.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: brytta.leofa on January 13, 2008, 08:03:43 AM
> em wails, waving his antennae about.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Eukelade on January 13, 2008, 02:15:25 PM
1575 YEAR 35 AGE 21: NEVER FORGET
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Malken on January 13, 2008, 02:21:40 PM
Someone needs to make a Templar who always mentions 35/21 every two sentences or so, to prove his point.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Tomeglow on January 13, 2008, 03:27:53 PM
If I knew that was coming, I would've squeezed every last honey out of all of them for exponential profit! Muwahaha!
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Maybe42or54 on January 13, 2008, 03:29:30 PM
So.. these 3 kank tickets I have had for over a year are... valueless....
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: RogueGunslinger on January 13, 2008, 04:03:26 PM
Quote from: Maybe42or54 on January 13, 2008, 03:29:30 PM
So.. these 3 kank tickets I have had for over a year are... valueless....

Well, if there are kanks to go with them, than they are Priceless. A small difference, I would say,
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 04:21:10 PM
 :'(

I miss teh kanks....
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: FuSoYa on January 13, 2008, 04:54:42 PM
I miss the kanks as well.  I want them back.

Brandon
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 05:00:40 PM
The next character I create will be a dwarven physician with the focus of curing the kank plague! ;D
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Tomeglow on January 13, 2008, 05:30:17 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 05:00:40 PM
The next character I create will be a dwarven physician with the focus of curing the kank plague! ;D
Hah, you'll never have to change your focus. :P
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Rarsh on January 13, 2008, 05:34:41 PM
Cue the annoying Newbie, chanting his endless refrain, "What about the newsfile?"

Of course, 'Help Kank' has a deeper meaning, knowing they're all but extinct ...
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Malken on January 13, 2008, 07:08:45 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 05:00:40 PM
The next character I create will be a dwarven physician with the focus of curing the kank plague! ;D

That's like saying that when you're older, you want to save the dinosaurs.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 07:16:55 PM
Quote from: Malken on January 13, 2008, 07:08:45 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 05:00:40 PM
The next character I create will be a dwarven physician with the focus of curing the kank plague! ;D

That's like saying that when you're older, you want to save the dinosaurs.


D:

You mean I can't do that?

:'(

Oh how many dreams have been shattered by that singular post....
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Manhattan on January 13, 2008, 09:21:01 PM
I don't miss the kanks.  They're gross.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Troicha on January 13, 2008, 09:28:06 PM
Shield-wall oysters, I salute you.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Shara on January 13, 2008, 09:30:52 PM
I <3 Kanks.

I remember I was playing this ranger and her only real friend was her kank.  I worked as a guard for a Kadian wagon once and I was always talking to my kank about the fluffy wall dwellers and ready to bail out on the wagon at the first sign of danger.  I was way overly protective and talkative to this kank.  Can't even remember it's name now.  I was resting in the woods after killing a goudra or something and a tembo came up and started attacking my kank.  I tried to rescue it to no avail and my character was in utter despair.  Kudos to the IMMs, that was hilarious.  Now that I think about it... I could have just assisted my kank... but I was still a bit newbish at the time.
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Vessol on January 13, 2008, 10:32:55 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 07:16:55 PM
Quote from: Malken on January 13, 2008, 07:08:45 PM
Quote from: Qzzrbl on January 13, 2008, 05:00:40 PM
The next character I create will be a dwarven physician with the focus of curing the kank plague! ;D

That's like saying that when you're older, you want to save the dinosaurs.


D:

You mean I can't do that?

:'(

Oh how many dreams have been shattered by that singular post....

Don't worry, in 2.Arm we will be able to get a private island and make...

Kank Park!
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Troicha on January 13, 2008, 10:33:55 PM
Beat a cendi over the head hard enough...
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Ghost on January 14, 2008, 12:09:23 AM
Quote from: Troicha on January 13, 2008, 10:33:55 PM
Beat a cendi over the head hard enough...

kinky
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: JustAnotherGuy on January 14, 2008, 11:56:07 AM
I didn't learn this till reacently OOC, but I'd figure my character would know it IC.  But I saw a Kank early on in game when I first started playing...  it was sick, was really annoying... Almost bashed it's head in to get it ot shut up.  >.>
Title: Re: Kanks
Post by: Dusky on January 14, 2008, 01:30:03 PM
Kanks are one of those things - like the brutal sun, sandstorms and endless roads that lead nowhere.  It is very Armageddon.

I miss them.  Their absence alone is a sign of the coming apocalypse.

...and one day, the kanks shall sicken,
Yes, they shall surely be stumbling and blind.
Their kank-honey shall thicken.
Know then, the end of times is nigh.

(From an ancient Allanaki bard-song)