Because I asked for it...
(http://i.imgur.com/U2iia.png)
and again...
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/122500.png?1352266068)
omg, love. I'd I wasn't celebrating Obama with my second six pack, I'd repost some of my Arm comics. Tomorrow!
These comics are brilliant.
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/122556.png?1352281393)
Double post
Reposting these because it's the right place to do so.
(http://i.imgur.com/nCetd.png)
(http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums/j478/Nantafiria/Chargenrage.png)
Since the text on these things is nigh illegible, I made a hyperlink. (http://imgur.com/jRrpw) And another. (http://i.imgur.com/nCetd.png) Enjoy.
(http://i.imgur.com/ikrsR.png)
<3
(http://i.imgur.com/4Ywwp.png)
And a hyperlink. (http://i.imgur.com/4Ywwp)
I created this one in May and tossed it into the Reborn cancellation thread.
(http://i.imgur.com/3a1aG.png) (http://i.imgur.com/3a1aG.png)
YES YES! I loooooooove these!!! ;D
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/122661.png?1352302490)
Quote from: Patuk on November 07, 2012, 08:27:17 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/4Ywwp.png)
And a hyperlink. (http://i.imgur.com/4Ywwp)
Accurate depiction of why I hate playing in Tuluk
Quote from: HavokBlue on November 07, 2012, 04:32:14 PM
Accurate depiction of why I hate playing in Tuluk
But all the fluff makes the hidden underbelly so much more satisfying when you see it..
The counter-view comic:
(http://i.imgur.com/z3tyM.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wANX8.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/3nnPy.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/brzx8.jpg)
Quote from: Nyr on November 07, 2012, 08:48:46 AM
I created this one in May and tossed it into the Reborn cancellation thread.
(http://i.imgur.com/3a1aG.png) (http://i.imgur.com/3a1aG.png)
From... whose perspective is this?
Quote from: evilcabbage on November 07, 2012, 10:12:23 PM
From... whose perspective is this?
Page four of the Armageddon 2 Cancelled thread.
http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,43387.75.html (http://www.zalanthas.org/gdb/index.php/topic,43387.75.html)
I think assumptions are correct.
Hyperbole and a half!
Want more
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/122890.png?1352365839)
Hahahaha man these are hilarious.
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o229/japitup/122930.png)
lol. "Sup."
(http://i.imgur.com/NP5u7.png)
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/123060.png?1352414092) (http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/123060.png?1352414092)
Quote from: valeria on November 08, 2012, 05:31:52 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NP5u7.png)
.. +1
I quit making ragecomics now, this says it all.
Okay, so I lied. I -am- going to make more of these. As per Akaramu's idea, here we are..
Oh, and I'm not even bothering with uploading the actual image since it'll be illegible anyway. I should stop making these all so lengthy, but eh, enjoy. (http://imgur.com/4sU2i)
make one about the random half-elf hunting by himself, wanting interaction but being afraid of people
it will be hilarious I bet
Quote from: evilcabbage on November 08, 2012, 08:38:51 PM
make one about the random half-elf hunting by himself, wanting interaction but being afraid of people
it will be hilarious I bet
Challenge accepted
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/123136.png?1352437183)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/2hfovo4.gif)
Muahahahahahhaha, awesome.
Now can we get one about a dwarf?
It would be illegible.
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/123145.png?1352441586)
(http://i49.tinypic.com/20gd4qv.gif)
(http://i.imgur.com/5V6DX.png)
Nyr, stop making fun of my characters... :'(
With mercy on, too..
(http://i.imgur.com/Q3d5z.png?1)
Tried to make one, spent an hour on it. Got it just right. Repeatedly wouldn't save. Saved with every item overlapping, if it saved at all. Still can't find it.
ARMrage rage.
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on November 09, 2012, 02:16:54 PM
Tried to make one, spent an hour on it. Got it just right. Repeatedly wouldn't save. Saved with every item overlapping, if it saved at all. Still can't find it.
ARMrage rage.
I've had this problem a few times as well.. Your best bet to avoiding it is using http://ragemaker.net/, but if that doesn't cut it, well.. Rage legit :/
Sweet. Thanks for the tip on it. I'll have to try it out once I wake up since I plan on going to sleep in t minus about 20 minutes from now, max.
(http://i.imgur.com/OB5fL.png)
^ Poor Tuluki nobles.
^^ Hahah, the story of the poor Tuluki male Chosens for the last 3+ years.
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/ragecomicassassin_zps1108407f.png)
Desertman took the cake with his assassin one LOL
Quote from: Delirium on November 09, 2012, 03:39:19 PM
I was thinking of making something like this but you nailed it.
Quote from: Desertman on November 09, 2012, 03:56:38 PM
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/ragecomicassassin_zps1108407f.png)
Hahaha.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/szkj1w.jpg)
Quote from: Malken on November 09, 2012, 04:49:33 PM
(http://i46.tinypic.com/szkj1w.jpg)
Thanks for making that common phenomenon/annoyance lolworthy.
(http://i.imgur.com/6KYGh.png)
Hahaha these get funnier everytime I check :D
(http://i.imgur.com/O8uoJ.png)
8)
wheres ur 300 gold
Quote from: Lithium on November 10, 2012, 03:43:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O8uoJ.png)
8)
I liked it better as Baobob Comics (http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep7.htm).
(not to be taken personally. Just an excuse to link to Baobob comics).Also Fathi wins the thread.
LMAO @ Baobob Comics... But whhhhy wont they all loaaaaad? I wannnnna know what happpppenssss!!!!
:'(
The story of half my pcs, though the variables may change:
edited by Nyr. Don't post ragecomics that reveal code mechanics. -Nyr
Quote from: John on November 10, 2012, 05:39:12 AM
I liked it better as Baobob Comics (http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep7.htm).
(not to be taken personally. Just an excuse to link to Baobob comics).
Been looking for these forever. Thank you! :D
edit: Damn, only 2 remain. :(
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep1.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep2.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep4.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep5.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep6.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep7.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep8.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep9.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030802140033/http://baobobcomic.com/ep16.htm
http://web.archive.org/web/20030802140033/http://baobobcomic.com/ep17.htm
Now salvaged for posterity's sake (http://imgur.com/a/CPAFq#0)
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on November 10, 2012, 08:09:01 AM
The story of half my pcs, though the variables may change:
(http://i.imgur.com/dSOQa.jpg)
Too small to read... :(
Quote from: BleakOne on November 10, 2012, 04:26:11 PM
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on November 10, 2012, 08:09:01 AM
The story of half my pcs, though the variables may change:
(http://i.imgur.com/dSOQa.jpg)
Too small to read... :(
I wasn't going to take credit for this, but here you are. Imgur is a bitch. (http://i.imgur.com/dSOQa.jpg)
Right click image --> Open in new tab. Click on image in new page to magnify it.
Quote from: Zoan on November 10, 2012, 04:40:04 PM
Right click image --> Open in new tab. Click on image in new page to magnify it.
What magick is this!?! :o
Quote from: Delirium on November 10, 2012, 04:18:12 PM
Now salvaged for posterity's sake (http://imgur.com/a/CPAFq#0)
<3
I made something that actually won't be ungodly tiny!
(http://i.imgur.com/yA0LS.png)
this is where you go ooc please one minute for bathroom break
QUICK! MAke one about sdescs/names that are the names of animals that you would hunt! This is my BIGGEST ARMRAGE EVER
Quote from: John on November 10, 2012, 05:39:12 AM
Quote from: Lithium on November 10, 2012, 03:43:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/O8uoJ.png)
8)
I liked it better as Baobob Comics (http://web.archive.org/web/20030925160750/http://baobobcomic.com/ep7.htm).
(not to be taken personally. Just an excuse to link to Baobob comics).
Also Fathi wins the thread.
Whereas I prefer...
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/vanthdeathherald/sarge.jpg)
that is NOT a rage comic!
Ohmygod. There's nothing quite as scary as having a Templar pick you out of a crowd in the Gaj. *flashbacks*
Quote from: evilcabbage on November 10, 2012, 06:30:26 PM
that is NOT a rage comic!
Nope, it was from the lolageddon thread.
(http://i.imgur.com/rX135.png)
hahahahahaha
I sense I've seen that one before...
Quote from: Maso on November 11, 2012, 12:44:40 AM
Ohmygod. There's nothing quite as scary as having a Templar pick you out of a crowd in the Gaj. *flashbacks*
Oh yes. To be fair, though, I've never seen it result in death when my PC was innocent. Our templar players are pretty responsible with the odd, very rare exception. I've had a gemmed Viv who was arrested by mistake, once, being confused with someone else. The resulting chat in prison when templar finally saw her without hood was pretty fun.
Quote from: Akaramu on November 11, 2012, 06:54:51 AM
Quote from: Maso on November 11, 2012, 12:44:40 AM
Ohmygod. There's nothing quite as scary as having a Templar pick you out of a crowd in the Gaj. *flashbacks*
Oh yes. To be fair, though, I've never seen it result in death when my PC was innocent. Our templar players are pretty responsible with the odd, very rare exception. I've had a gemmed Viv who was arrested by mistake, once, being confused with someone else. The resulting chat in prison when templar finally saw her without hood was pretty fun.
Noble & Templar excesses in Allanak are definitely way less than they were when I started playing. Perhaps it's even gotten to the point that I'd like to see more of it (just not about bowing ;)).
would love to see less of templars forcing folks to bow, but when you don't bow and the other 99 guys in the room did, you kind of uhm... set yourself up for failure.
I haven't seen that in a very very very long time. But this is ARMrage so I guess we're going back to 2001 ;)
Quote from: evilcabbage on November 11, 2012, 08:00:21 AM
would love to see less of templars forcing folks to bow, but when you don't bow and the other 99 guys in the room did, you kind of uhm... set yourself up for failure.
Go play in Tuluk
more cmx plz
(http://i.imgur.com/GJYhv.png)
Quote from: Patuk on November 11, 2012, 11:37:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GJYhv.png)
Did you just troll yourself in your own comic by posting someone's real sdesc?
Quote from: Malifaxis on November 11, 2012, 11:39:54 AM
Did you just troll yourself in your own comic by posting someone's real sdesc?
Uh.. I don't think so? The way is your best friend, I figure.
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/tribalragejpg_zps1cbbdce9.png)
Quote from: Patuk on November 11, 2012, 11:37:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GJYhv.png)
Quote from: Desertman on November 11, 2012, 12:23:05 PM
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/tribalragejpg_zps1cbbdce9.png)
I laughed so hard at these.
Quote from: Patuk on November 11, 2012, 11:37:37 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GJYhv.png)
MY IMMERSION IS TOTALLY BLOWN BECAUSE OF THE 'LANKY JADE-EYED YOUTH' IN THIS COMIC!!!
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/124016.png?1352657311)
Quote from: Malifaxis on November 11, 2012, 01:09:59 PM
MY IMMERSION IS TOTALLY BLOWN BECAUSE OF THE 'LANKY JADE-EYED YOUTH' IN THIS COMIC!!!
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/124016.png?1352657311)
.. I think you should take a nap or something. Jesus christ.
(http://i.imgur.com/uMG89.png)
Hope you don't mind, Patuk, but I put my more realistic spin on it! :D
(http://i47.tinypic.com/2qxn586.gif)
Quote from: Patuk on November 11, 2012, 01:13:30 PM
.. I think you should take a nap or something. Jesus christ.
I'm not sure you realize what you did. But you have a lanky jade-eyed youth in her assess -v instead of the black haired young woman.
The sort of mistake that happens when soemone tries to copy-paste the exact sort of formatting from the game, but forgets to edit out the character they copied it from.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on November 11, 2012, 03:25:38 PM
Quote from: Patuk on November 11, 2012, 01:13:30 PM
.. I think you should take a nap or something. Jesus christ.
I'm not sure you realize what you did. But you have a lanky jade-eyed youth in her assess -v instead of the black haired young woman.
The sort of mistake that happens when soemone tries to copy-paste the exact sort of formatting from the game, but forgets to edit out the character they copied it from.
Oh.
Oh..
OH
Yeah.
Good thing that was an NPC, though. Well, fuck.
EDIT: Your rage comic is golden, too. Damn.
I wanted to make a comic but Patuk stole my idea. :(
i have seen this conversation before... multiple times.
(http://i.imgur.com/n0v3s.png)
This thread.. ;D
Love it! Keep it coming!
I just want to express how much I approve of our two new Armageddon characters, Lord Derp and Lady Derpina. I hope they have many more stories.
Which generator are you guys using? I'm looking for a simple one. A new idea demands to be expressed on e-paper.
I made mine withThis (http://ragemaker.net/)
(http://i.imgur.com/wubmz.png)
Thought I'd give this a whirl.
Full sized thing. (http://imgur.com/wubmz)
(http://i.imgur.com/CS6Ly.png)
Based on a true story.
(http://i46.tinypic.com/2jecmf6.png)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/hts6f5.jpg)
Hahaha. I lvoe that one Kis.
(http://i.imgur.com/ZbtmB.png)
A guild sniffer comic. We totally needed one. :D
Edited out an image that went into some code mechanics that everyone does not need to know about. Please apply the same rules to these images as you would for sharing IC or mechanics information on the general discussion board (in other words, do not do that).
(http://i50.tinypic.com/j74th3.jpg)
I know right? In my head...it's always there.
I've done this kind of stuff way more often than I'm proud of.. I'm just happy it never ended like this. Still, since I'm aiming for at least one of these a day:
(http://i.imgur.com/jM8sM.png)
(http://i47.tinypic.com/scb4b6.png)
I just made a ragecomic so awesome that it'd get banned in a heartbeat.
Oh well.
(http://imageshack.us/a/img204/7425/rage1m.png)
The only thing worse than Arm + kids is Arm + kids + off-peak
And now, on a positive note ...
(http://i45.tinypic.com/2mpammh.png)
and one for Nyr, <3
(http://i49.tinypic.com/flasup.png)
Moar!!! Grrr!!
:-*
(http://i.imgur.com/iTf2N.png)
I keed! I keed!
Yayyyyy!!! ;D ;D
Now...moar! >:(
Quote from: Ender on November 13, 2012, 06:14:25 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/iTf2N.png)
I keed! I keed!
To be fair, this trope has diminished markedly since the days when most d-elf PCs were lone wolves.
In the immortal words of Forest Gump.. (http://i.imgur.com/HUWyq.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/6xPiR.png)
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/124689.png?1352868533)
Quote from: Wolfsong on November 13, 2012, 11:50:27 PM
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/124689.png?1352868533)
This. All day everyday. See my signature which hasn't changed in ages. ;)
(http://i.imgur.com/BrHTL.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/SvPBy.png)
;D ^^^ I chuckles.
This is why it is a bad idea to have animal names as keywords xD
Quote from: greasygemo on November 14, 2012, 12:59:05 PM
This is why it is a bad idea to have animal names as keywords xD
Yeah, tell that to Spider, the gortok-faced, gith-hunched, beetle-eyebrowed man. ;D
Quote from: greasygemo on November 14, 2012, 12:59:05 PM
This is why it is a bad idea to have animal names as keywords xD
Especially for ornery stump NPC guards.
Quote from: Akaramu on November 12, 2012, 07:04:19 PM
A guild sniffer comic. We totally needed one. :D
Here's another one. :)
(http://i.imgur.com/XEcnd.png)
You guys are the best.
I am actually laughing at some of these comics. Keep them coming!
(http://i.imgur.com/vIUjx.png)
Don't even get me started on Time Warner's connection stability in the mid-late 90's. So many characters down the drain.
Quote from: Synthesis on November 14, 2012, 11:20:22 PM
Don't even get me started on Time Warner's connection stability in the mid-late 90's. So many characters down the drain.
Shit, even nowadays it's suspect.
If you watch Toby Turner's video game channel you will know well the atrocity that is Time Warner.
Yeah, basically they have a monopoly on Internet down here. On shitty Internet.
Quote from: Delirium on November 15, 2012, 06:54:05 AM
Yeah, basically they have a monopoly on Internet down here. On shitty Internet.
Yep. They pay state senators off so they are the only high speed internet available. Lamezorz.
(http://i.imgur.com/m1irl.png)
Everytime I check this post I get a warm, fuzzy feeling in the cockles of me heart :D
Thank you all, for being so damn creative!
*blows kisses of joy to GDB*
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/ragecomic_zpsffb81ba2.png)
That one's good.
LOL. I think that's my favourite so far.
Desertman....that was awesome...you rock
You all type that one-handed?
Quote from: Spoon on November 15, 2012, 12:36:07 PM
You all type that one-handed?
Yeah, it's a show of skill if you can mudsex and use the TV remote simultaneously
(http://i45.tinypic.com/34dj6rs.jpg)
So, I've finally gotten around to it! Enjoy :D
(http://i.imgur.com/8BNLp.png)
Good one, Akaramu. I like this thread.
Quote from: Akaramu on November 15, 2012, 01:56:48 PM
So, I've finally gotten around to it! Enjoy :D
(http://i.imgur.com/8BNLp.png)
Hahahahahaha. I don't think D-man would play a breed though, psh.
(http://www.lysator.liu.se/~nossid/colbert_thumbs_up_short_pause.gif)
Quote from: Desertman on November 15, 2012, 11:27:05 AM
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/ragecomic_zpsffb81ba2.png)
Make this happen in game!
Quote from: John on November 16, 2012, 01:09:25 AM
Quote from: Desertman on November 15, 2012, 11:27:05 AM
(http://i1064.photobucket.com/albums/u370/jamesc77063/ragecomic_zpsffb81ba2.png)
Make this happen in game!
Heh, a life long buddy of mine did do this in game a couple of years ago. I stole this from actual events.
click to view/embiggen
(http://i.imgur.com/KPRwX.png) (http://i.imgur.com/KPRwX.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/NOKqh.png) (http://i.imgur.com/NOKqh.png)
Quote from: Nyr on November 16, 2012, 03:14:07 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/NOKqh.png) (http://i.imgur.com/NOKqh.png)
My favorite one yet.
*guilty*
Is it wrong that I laugh outloud at all these?
No, no it is not.
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/Hianastu/ragecomic1.png)
Quote from: Kol on November 16, 2012, 05:01:02 PM
No, no it is not.
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/Hianastu/ragecomic1.png)
Oh man. So true. I bet it's like a staff conspiracy...you send in a report...they just conspire to kill your character so they don't have to bother replying. :p
(I'm kidding...honest)
I always get replies from dead reports. ;D
I'm loved.
I dream of second reports.
I was in the middle of a request tool conversation with Nyr when my character was ganked one time, and instead of answering my question he replied with "Oh great it looks like you just died so I can close the clan now instead."
Quote from: Is Friday on November 16, 2012, 05:48:37 PM
I was in the middle of a request tool conversation with Nyr when my character was ganked one time, and instead of answering my question he replied with "Oh great it looks like you just died so I can close the clan now instead."
Suspicious. ;)
I demand moar comics. They keep me entertained when I solo idle.
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/125617.png?1353110017)
more more more!! Eye's want more!
Quote from: Kol on November 16, 2012, 05:01:02 PM
No, no it is not.
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb317/Hianastu/ragecomic1.png)
yeah.... this is so true...
Quote from: Akaramu on November 16, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
I demand moar comics. They keep me entertained when I solo idle.
I owe my signature to you, so here, have a comic about its subject. (http://i.imgur.com/KQXs7.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/KQXs7.png)
Double post
(http://i.imgur.com/v8jXr.png)
^ YES.
(http://i.imgur.com/AkYr7.png)
Embiggen. (http://i.imgur.com/TD6YF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TD6YF.jpg)
Turn on chandelier? You almost had it with 'foreplay chandelier' :D
I'm pretty sure after the herman munster looking minion turned on the chandelier, the other minion did to. In the more figurative sense of turning on something. ;)
Seriously funny, though.
This last one was the best of all! Funny funny funny.
sudo chandelier on. that should have fixed it.
That one is hilarious, Sav!
Quote from: Akaramu on November 16, 2012, 06:08:07 PM
I demand moar comics. They keep me entertained when I solo idle.
maybe i should be checking the taverns more often...
Quote from: Sav on November 18, 2012, 01:10:22 AM
Embiggen. (http://i.imgur.com/TD6YF.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/TD6YF.jpg)
HHahahah I have so been there. Honestly if it is a weird code thing I just ask ooc what the syntax is. Most annoying thing about coming back to arm after a long break is forgetting silly things you should know how to do.
(http://i.imgur.com/y7YLN.png)
Someone do something with gith.
Quote from: Bast on November 19, 2012, 04:27:56 PM
Most annoying thing about coming back to arm after a long break is forgetting silly things you should know how to do.
THERE SEEMS TO BE A GATE HERE.
call gate
nod npc
nod 2.npc
order npc open gate
ask npc gate
s
...
open gate; s
In celebration of our latest hatecycle!
(http://i.imgur.com/AV6aG.png)
Quote from: Ender on November 21, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
In celebration of our latest hatecycle!
(http://i.imgur.com/AV6aG.png)
Bwahahaha.
Quote from: Ender on November 21, 2012, 10:30:09 AM
In celebration of our latest hatecycle!
(http://i.imgur.com/EwXP7.png)
Hahaha yes.
Bahahahah.
I hate that bastard. :D
(http://i.imgur.com/qrXJz.png)
C'mon, do more ya lazy basterds. :P
Quote from: BleakOne on November 23, 2012, 10:28:01 PM
C'mon, do more ya lazy basterds. :P
Agreed!! Someone do one about Kurac!! Do it! Doooooo iiiiiiiiit!!
Embiggen
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/127200.png?1353738187) (http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/127200.png?1353738187)
Man, that's so true. Losers better go Salarr
YESSSSSS! <3 this one!
so wanna see one about weapon wielding raptrooooooors.... cause yeah those things are seriously scary!
I remember seeing one a few years ago that was either wielding or wearing a pear of pants, and carrying a log.
I was all 'wtf'.
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on November 27, 2012, 09:21:48 AM
I remember seeing one a few years ago that was either wielding or wearing a pear of pants, and carrying a log.
I was all 'wtf'.
A raptor wearing this would be pretty terrifying
(http://www.crazyforcostumes.com/ProdImages/annoying-pear-costume-68810.jpg)
I saw a carru picking up a stone or rock once to hurl it at my head too. I was quite nonplussed.
Standing ferociously on his ihind legs, the big-arse carru pinches a small, grey stone between his front hooves. With an almighty forward thrust, the big-arse carru drops a small, grey stone pathetically on the floor.
had a breed in the fist, that looked and was like. Blah another damn raptor. moves towards raptor. Only to start getting hammered by the duel wielding reptile badass. So quickly disarms it of both spears. Little scaled bag of surprises whips out a pair of swords. swear by the time it ran out of weapons had half of Salari's weapon's cache littering the sand. After dropping it another pc looked over and was like 'wtf, how many did it have?' or some such. I think for my first spec app, I wanna be a raptor!!!!
i remember someone slingshotting smooth white stones at a scrab while I was fighting it.
the scrab picked the fucking stones up and wielded them.
i was frantically shouting "GET IN HERE AND HELP ME KILL IT! IT'S BLUDGEONING MY HEAD!"
"What?"
"IT PICKED THE FUCKING ROCKS UP GET IN HERE!"
Scrab are tricksy.
Sometimes I think I ought to just app completely ordinary people whose parents didn't die to a wind 'gicker or some crap, so that 80% of pcs I've never met before won't emote that they know all my thinks, says, feels and dreams when we first meet.
Also, when I die to an animal in the wilderness, even though I'm decked out and they're not particularly strong, because they got lucky and hit my wrist for stupid big damage.
I remember a scrab once disarmed someone, picked up their scimitar, and began beating them senseless with it. While I love stories like that and think they're awesome and hilarious, the victim in question or someone listening to it seemed to think it unrealistic for a scrab to do that.
I think the one thing that makes me rage in this game is guild-sniffers; its not that they force me to rebel or store because they decide my coded abilities should decide which division of the house I'm working in. Its not that they guild-sniff me and give that information to all their friends. Its not that they even guild-sniffed correctly or not or somewhere in between and then did all of the above. Its that they guild-sniff. Oh. My. God.
Moar comics please! :'(
(http://i.imgur.com/2cL1U.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/wx3Zh.png)
Quote from: Fathi on December 27, 2012, 12:55:10 AM
Quote from: Is Friday on December 26, 2012, 10:40:18 PM
I haven't seen a preggo IG for a while. I am content.
Be the change you want to see in the world.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/698/c3e.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/MuVXT.png)
Best...focus...ever
Heh. That was awesome.
Bleh. I make these things too big. (http://i.imgur.com/WtqMO.png)
Quote from: Patuk on December 29, 2012, 11:17:42 PM
Bleh. I make these things too big. (http://i.imgur.com/WtqMO.png)
This is actually pretty funny, in an a semi-apt kind of way.
HAHAHAAHAA!!! Great comic, I truely love your half-elf face. It's exactly how I will picture them from now on.
Yeah, that last one was perfect. And TRUE.
Just found this thread and love it haha. Makes me want to play almost.
I should do commissions.
The price of one rage comic is one post boosting my fragile ego.
(really I'm just looking for topics to make these things on)
Quote from: Schrodingers Cat on November 11, 2012, 08:01:13 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/n0v3s.png)
hate hate hate this.
Especially when the message you get through the way is like " Hey, wanna spar?"
Can someone make one about trying to interact with the countless AFKing the tavern PCs?
This one is loosely, very loosely based on something that happened in a tavern a few months back. I edited enough that it shouldn't affect anyone's sensibilities.
(http://i.imgur.com/FXY9MQl.png)
Quote from: Patuk on February 15, 2013, 03:12:28 PM
This one is loosely, very loosely based on something that happened in a tavern a few months back. I edited enough that it shouldn't affect anyone's sensibilities.
(http://i.imgur.com/FXY9MQl.png)
If you think the text is too small, here's the link to the full-size comic. (http://i.imgur.com/FXY9MQl.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/FPMVVO3.png)
Edit: I keep forgetting that these things turn out a lot too big. Here you go. (http://imgur.com/FMqL7mO)
Quote from: Patuk on April 09, 2013, 03:42:09 PM
Edit: I keep forgetting that these things turn out a lot too big. Here you go. (http://imgur.com/FMqL7mO)
You forgot the part where the sneak discovers that their victim is idle, and backstabs them anyway. Happens.
Story of my life. (http://imgur.com/XMAngxy)
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 11, 2013, 08:00:18 AM
Story of my life. (http://imgur.com/XMAngxy)
...you got murdered by the death stare of a mindbender-sorcerer gypsy with the tall, muscular man sdesc?
Quote from: hyzhenhok on April 11, 2013, 08:33:11 AM
...you got murdered by the death stare of a mindbender-sorcerer gypsy with the tall, muscular man sdesc?
No, but I didn't want to risk slipping IC information. If it helps you feel better for wasting your time reading that, it's my first ragecomic! ;D
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 11, 2013, 08:48:51 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on April 11, 2013, 08:33:11 AM
...you got murdered by the death stare of a mindbender-sorcerer gypsy with the tall, muscular man sdesc?
No, but I didn't want to risk slipping IC information. If it helps you feel better for wasting your time reading that, it's my first ragecomic! ;D
For what it's worth, I laughed my butt off.
Quote from: AmandaGreathouse on April 11, 2013, 08:57:37 AM
Quote from: Ben Arie on April 11, 2013, 08:48:51 AM
Quote from: hyzhenhok on April 11, 2013, 08:33:11 AM
...you got murdered by the death stare of a mindbender-sorcerer gypsy with the tall, muscular man sdesc?
No, but I didn't want to risk slipping IC information. If it helps you feel better for wasting your time reading that, it's my first ragecomic! ;D
For what it's worth, I laughed my butt off.
Hey, so did I. Nice job there.
Guidelines to appropriate gdb behavior. (http://imgur.com/BSnFubg)
Quote from: Patuk on April 20, 2013, 09:11:52 PM
Guidelines to appropriate gdb behavior. (http://imgur.com/BSnFubg)
<3
Quote from: Patuk on April 20, 2013, 09:11:52 PM
Guidelines to appropriate gdb behavior. (http://imgur.com/BSnFubg)
God damn that's perfect.
Someone should add that to the helpfiles or something. A+
(http://i.imgflip.com/16flm.png)
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1366514727477537968.jpg)
(http://weknowmemes.com/generator/uploads/generated/g1366515457400756573.jpg)
^ I lol'd. For real.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on April 20, 2013, 09:30:44 PM
Quote from: Patuk on April 20, 2013, 09:11:52 PM
Guidelines to appropriate gdb behavior. (http://imgur.com/BSnFubg)
God damn that's perfect.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA x 20
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH x 30
(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i440/grimlocksmom/rumours_zpsb36215a0.jpg)
How I picture a proper Zalanthian woman.
(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i440/grimlocksmom/16sux_zps6000d9f2.jpg)
Or this..
Those are both pretty damn awesome. :D
(http://i.imgur.com/Jjk9JgZ.png)
When you want to sell your excess gemstones:
My first ragecomic (http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4862/armragecomic1.png) - You may have to zoom in to read :)
Quote from: Shik on April 22, 2013, 01:47:54 PM
When you want to sell your excess gemstones:
My first ragecomic (http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4862/armragecomic1.png) - You may have to zoom in to read :)
Snicker. Er'ry damn time I go to a shop.
Quote from: i can haz mantis on April 22, 2013, 03:06:05 PM
Quote from: Shik on April 22, 2013, 01:47:54 PM
When you want to sell your excess gemstones:
My first ragecomic (http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4862/armragecomic1.png) - You may have to zoom in to read :)
Snicker. Er'ry damn time I go to a shop.
This makes me happy that I've only sold 2 things since the game rebooted, and sad because they will be the last two I sell for the next 3 weeks. j/k, but seriously, too true about the more common items.
Quote from: Shik on April 22, 2013, 01:47:54 PM
When you want to sell your excess gemstones:
My first ragecomic (http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4862/armragecomic1.png) - You may have to zoom in to read :)
Totally true! +1
Quote from: Shik on April 22, 2013, 01:47:54 PM
When you want to sell your excess gemstones:
My first ragecomic (http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4862/armragecomic1.png) - You may have to zoom in to read :)
EVERY SINGLE TIME! Get out of my head! :D
Here's another shameful misrepresentation of this beloved MUD through a ragecomic.
Click below to see:
why i am tuluker and how you can too (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5444/tulukerversion2.png)
^^^^^^^^ LOL. "this song sucks"
Quote from: Shik on May 01, 2013, 04:12:58 PM
Here's another shameful misrepresentation of this beloved MUD through a ragecomic.
Click below to see:
why i am tuluker and how you can too (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5444/tulukerversion2.png)
This made me laugh so hard! Thank you!
And it's ever so true!
Quote from: Adj on November 12, 2012, 07:29:15 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/EMqIw.png)
Sums it up pretty much what happened to whoever posted the last one.
LMAO had me dyin
Quote from: Shik on May 01, 2013, 04:12:58 PM
Here's another shameful misrepresentation of this beloved MUD through a ragecomic.
Click below to see:
why i am tuluker and how you can too (http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5444/tulukerversion2.png)
+1 for Trogdor ;D
Quote from: greasygemo on April 21, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i440/grimlocksmom/16sux_zps6000d9f2.jpg)
Or this..
I had a woman tell me that in the Sanc once a long while back. I was laughing my ass off.
Quote from: Fredd on May 12, 2013, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: greasygemo on April 21, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i440/grimlocksmom/16sux_zps6000d9f2.jpg)
Or this..
I had a woman tell me that in the Sanc once a long while back. I was laughing my ass off.
lol would you give her the business after a long day of choppin' trees, Fredd?
Quote from: Caiden on May 12, 2013, 05:16:44 PM
Quote from: Fredd on May 12, 2013, 04:53:40 PM
Quote from: greasygemo on April 21, 2013, 07:56:43 PM
(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i440/grimlocksmom/16sux_zps6000d9f2.jpg)
Or this..
I had a woman tell me that in the Sanc once a long while back. I was laughing my ass off.
lol would you give her the business after a long day of choppin' trees, Fredd?
All three inches.
lmao funny ;D
(http://i1141.photobucket.com/albums/n589/Chris_Coulombe/ragecomic_zpsec4ed372.png) (http://s1141.photobucket.com/user/Chris_Coulombe/media/ragecomic_zpsec4ed372.png.html)
Ooh! I want to do one.
Tokerface?
Only three spiders? Pussies.
I walked in to a spider nest, alone, on a PC and there were like 8 spiders. I even lasted a round! *tuff*
Quote from: Iiyola on May 13, 2013, 01:32:22 PM
Tokerface?
Because hunting sober is like fishing.
Yes, it's been half a year. Deal with it.
(http://i.imgur.com/zI24QzP.png)
.... So this all really happened O_O?
Quote from: Patuk on October 22, 2013, 07:29:29 AM
Yes, it's been half a year. Deal with it.
(http://i.imgur.com/zI24QzP.png)
?????
It's the situation where you wonder who that person who just entered into your room is, and why. And then a second later a horde of gith or a mek, or raptors follow them in and you realize they're running for their life.
That's why it should be "a figure has sprinted in from the west" or something when you're running.
Yeah, would love to see "blah runs in from the east" And then I can go "OH FUCK NO" and type "Run" just as the mek enters.
"OH DEAR GOD NO NO NO NO NO!"
I once had a circle-run with a Mek. It was ridiculous, the motherfucker kept cutting me off at every pass.
Quote from: RogueGunslinger on October 24, 2013, 01:41:51 AM
It's the situation where you wonder who that person who just entered into your room is, and why. And then a second later a horde of gith or a mek, or raptors follow them in and you realize they're running for their life.
That's why it should be "a figure has sprinted in from the west" or something when you're running.
Darn it, yes. Arrive is way too ambiguous.
The figure in a brown cloak sneaks in from the west.
The figure in a brown cloak arrives from the west.
The figure in a brown cloak runs in from the west.
The figure in a brown cloak flies in from the west.Dear Lord, yes.
Rage comics: bringing Arm ideas to the table since, uh.. Last year.
Quote from: Patuk on October 24, 2013, 04:40:30 AM
Rage comics: bringing Arm ideas to the table since, uh.. Last year.
8) You're welcome
I miss seeing these often, so I made one, thinking:
"Damn you, keywords."
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/1143/vjpn.png)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This kind of shit has happened often enough that I've decided to write a rage comic about it. (http://imgur.com/RX5dzVs)
Quote from: Patuk on December 01, 2013, 08:20:10 AM
This kind of shit has happened often enough that I've decided to write a rage comic about it. (http://imgur.com/RX5dzVs)
Truth.
Quote from: Patuk on December 01, 2013, 08:20:10 AM
This kind of shit has happened often enough that I've decided to write a rage comic about it. (http://imgur.com/RX5dzVs)
This forever.
Quote from: Patuk on December 01, 2013, 08:20:10 AM
This kind of shit has happened often enough that I've decided to write a rage comic about it. (http://imgur.com/RX5dzVs)
You pull a bag over your head, raise your hood, close your oversized gangster cloak and then throw on sunslits, rendering you unknowable completely by sight.
> east
The incredibly unrecognizable figure enters from the east, into a crowded bar.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You overhear the tressy-tressed girl say, in sirihish, "Whose the tall, muscular man that just came in?"
Fake elf ears.
Quote from: Something that just happened to me> offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 144 obsidian coins"
> offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader insists on keeping the price the same for a really nice hide.
>offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 139 obsidian coins"
>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader man says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 127 obsidian coins"
>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader insists on keeping the price the same for a really nice hide.
>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 118 obsidian coins"
>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 112 obsidian coins"
>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 108 obsidian coins"
>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 102 obsidian coins"
>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 98 obsidian coins"
>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"I shall give you a really nice hide for 95 obsidian coins"
>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader sells to a passerby.
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
"Sounds like a deal."
>barter
You give a snaky, bastard trader 90 obsidian coins in exchange for a shitty chunk of stone.
(http://i.imgur.com/aRGTf7B.png)
Chill. It's my first one.
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
Quote from: Patuk on December 08, 2013, 06:30:17 AM
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
You, my friend, are not a dirty criminal. Find out IC.
Quote from: bcw81 on December 08, 2013, 06:33:33 AM
Quote from: Patuk on December 08, 2013, 06:30:17 AM
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
You, my friend, are not a dirty criminal. Find out IC.
And
you are not a seasoned soldier, if you can't spot the one flaw in that comic.
Yeah. Nosave arrest prevents that. As does nosave combat.
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 07, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aRGTf7B.png)
Chill. It's my first one.
lol 30 day warrior syndrome.
30 Day Warrior Syndrome:
An affliction that presents itself most notably in warriors with 30 days or more played, though is not unique to them. Independent Merchants with more than 30,000 coins are also known sufferer of this syndrome.
The main symptom of the syndrome is the warrior loses respect for authority figures and acts in a way that indicates they are better, more connected, and above reproach from any figure of authority including and up to templars, especially newly made authority PCs.
This is the most worthy thread in all of GDB Kingdom. Don't let it die. Post comics, for if you don't, my mediocrity awaits.
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 08, 2013, 05:57:53 PM
This is the most worthy thread in all of GDB Kingdom. Don't let it die. Post comics, for if you don't, my mediocrity awaits.
(http://www.fm-base.co.uk/forum/attachments/football-manager-2013-best-players/338955d1367867900-challenge-accepted-8ccab893d3c14177249c3f1fc88168cc-challenge-accepted-guy.jpg)
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
Heh. True story.
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
Dude, this and your last rage comic had me laughing so hard --> Know that your work is greatly appreciated!
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
This is relevant to all my PCs, past, current, and future. THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THEM, GUYS. YOU MIGHT NEVER NOTICE BECAUSE I'M BAD AT HEMOTE. BUT THEY HAVE DEEP HISTORIES...
"Steve always liked fighting. So now he fights for coin.
~ "
Quote from: Ender on December 08, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 07, 2013, 04:05:28 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/aRGTf7B.png)
Chill. It's my first one.
lol 30 day warrior syndrome.
30 Day Warrior Syndrome:
An affliction that presents itself most notably in warriors with 30 days or more played, though is not unique to them. Independent Merchants with more than 30,000 coins are also known sufferer of this syndrome.
The main symptom of the syndrome is the warrior loses respect for authority figures and acts in a way that indicates they are better, more connected, and above reproach from any figure of authority including and up to templars, especially newly made authority PCs.
Don't get it.. who is pitching his desk over, the player of the 30 day warrior (ganked by NPCs backing up the soldier) or the power-mad soldier?
If it was gank-by-NPC, there needed to be another frame:
A half-giant soldier arrives from the north.
A muscular soldier arrives from the north.
A muscular soldier arrives from the east.
A muscular soldier arrives from the east.
Quote from: Riev on December 09, 2013, 03:16:18 PM
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
This is relevant to all my PCs, past, current, and future. THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THEM, GUYS. YOU MIGHT NEVER NOTICE BECAUSE I'M BAD AT HEMOTE. BUT THEY HAVE DEEP HISTORIES...
"Steve always liked fighting. So now he fights for coin.
~ "
I think I died when I read that. I'm so glad I get to write my pcs on the spot.
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.
Quote from: Aruven on December 10, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.
Go ahead. Try it. (http://ragemaker.net)
Quote from: Patuk on December 10, 2013, 06:08:41 PM
Quote from: Aruven on December 10, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.
Go ahead. Try it. (http://ragemaker.net)
Eh, first one :/ -- But super stoked you provided the link (That I failed to locate previously, thank you!)
http://imgur.com/upcVEIh (http://imgur.com/upcVEIh)
(http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp46/antiwhipped/ragecomic.png)
Woah...
How'd you get it to journeyman?
Quote from: FreeRangeVestric on December 11, 2013, 02:18:39 AM
Woah...
How'd you get it to journeyman?
He was put that way when he spawned into his leadership role.
That's because after the first 10-15 days you whoop everyone ass so hard that you don't learn anything anymore. Everyone else keeps dying before they can get to your level and help you train harder :P
I mostly swing my sword at hawks while high on meth, works wonder!
Oh, you mean in game? Then I have no idea...
Quote from: Malken on December 11, 2013, 11:26:48 AM
I mostly swing my sword at hawks while high on meth, works wonder!
Oh, you mean in game? Then I have no idea...
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120916090757/adventuretimewithfinnandjake/images/b/b6/Oh-you-show.jpg)
Quote from: bcw81 on December 11, 2013, 10:58:16 AM
Quote from: FreeRangeVestric on December 11, 2013, 02:18:39 AM
Woah...
How'd you get it to journeyman?
He was put that way when he spawned into his leadership role.
I've never actually played a sponsored role.
special app skill : novice
I hear this.
My last character spent nearly two years in the Byn and came out with apprentice level weapon skills.
That was with RL daily training.
The problem is there aren't enough warrior elves with AI agility joining up to serve as dodge-'em-all sparring dummies.
Dat prioritization of Wisdom over physical stats, Much useful.
Quote from: BuNutzCola on December 11, 2013, 01:45:36 PM
Dat prioritization of Wisdom over physical stats, Much useful.
The character's wisdom was their highest attribute.
The problem is after a while you just stop missing, and at that point it doesn't matter how high your wisdom is.
contributing, this happens to every magicker I play
(http://i.imgur.com/Fg494BN.png)
Quote from: HavokBlue on December 11, 2013, 02:15:16 PM
contributing, this happens to every magicker I play
(http://i.imgur.com/Fg494BN.png)
to be fair, if you're wandering around outside the gates without a weapon, you are a candidate for suspicion.
The average commoner still thinks that a squad of heavily armed Byn Troopers is a bunch of madmen for regularly leaving the gates, what're they gonna think of that unarmed robed grebber wandering out of the gates?
(http://i.imgur.com/uAEWZtK.png)
(http://i396.photobucket.com/albums/pp46/antiwhipped/ragecomic2.png)
*wipes tears from her eyes*
I can identify with almost everything posted!
Good stuff guys!
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.
My memory is good, except when it isn't. (http://imgur.com/47lqC1r)
This one is still one of my favorite because it pretty much just happened on my last character.. I had such a detailed background story and goals for him, but when I came to write him up, I was like.. Ehh.. Screw it.
Background: He loves to fight and fight for love. Also enjoys eating ginka pies with his buddies.
But of course, that guy will probably end up being one of my longest lived character too, happens /all/ the time.
ALL YOUR CHARACTERS ARE THE SAME MALKEN.
I made this one a while back. I share it now in hopes it'll make at least one soul giggle, for that would brighten my day. ;D
Click below for another shamefully made rage comic:
u stats -.- ok (http://imageshack.us/a/img69/2831/8q08.png)
Quote from: Shik on December 19, 2013, 03:06:47 AM
I made this one a while back. I share it now in hopes it'll make at least one soul giggle, for that would brighten my day. ;D
Click below for another shamefully made rage comic:
u stats -.- ok (http://imageshack.us/a/img69/2831/8q08.png)
Yep. Totally been there.
Quote from: Shik on December 19, 2013, 03:06:47 AM
I made this one a while back. I share it now in hopes it'll make at least one soul giggle, for that would brighten my day. ;D
Click below for another shamefully made rage comic:
u stats -.- ok (http://imageshack.us/a/img69/2831/8q08.png)
Haha! Yeah, been there, done that, actually had lots of fun until -BAHAMETTED-!
wat did i say two pages ago. popare yoself
(http://i.imgur.com/ulxNILz.png)
I think the sergeant should be mad.
Hahaha, +1, Wanderer. I like the background comments the best.
The words that are the bane of every Byn Sergeant, and turn a one hour fun RPT into a six hour marathon slough.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O_xRU8SoBXk/UXuSJQM6oAI/AAAAAAAALdA/JcqtXPQZItU/s1600/we-have-to-go-back.gif)
sarge is dead, im the new sarge
Long live the sarge!
http://imgur.com/a/CPAFq#0
(http://i.imgur.com/RpdAA.jpg)
Some of them are missing, unfortunately. I couldn't recover them all :(
OMG YES!!!
Wow, that is great.
"Im the new sarge now. Got your 300 gold?" ;D
OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!
Quote from: tortall on January 07, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!
...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!
Quote from: FreeRangeVestric on January 07, 2014, 09:40:40 PM
Quote from: tortall on January 07, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!
...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!
Master Z quit writing them after that one I think. :-(
Quote from: tortall on January 07, 2014, 09:44:22 PM
Quote from: FreeRangeVestric on January 07, 2014, 09:40:40 PM
Quote from: tortall on January 07, 2014, 09:25:32 PM
OMG! CLICK ON THE LINK AND THEY'RE ALL THERE!!!
...What happened to the kank?!?! Who were the shady figures?!??!?!
Master Z quit writing them after that one I think. :-(
Dood wat?
Unacceptable. Seeing this was the first time I had laughed in weeks.
I should upload this to every sexism/whoring/whatever thread. (http://imgur.com/y2gffl0)
These had me laughing pretty hard.
Here's one for you. It's called Lil' Amos - The Throwaway: http://i.imgur.com/owiMnMH.png (http://i.imgur.com/owiMnMH.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/owiMnMH.png)
I wish!!!
I love that one! Probably because I basically had this happen, except with a southern noble instead of a "throwaway." Which led to some of my favorite lines from staff ever:
reroll self
Your strength is now above average, your agility is now exceptional,
your wisdom is now extremely good, and your endurance is now extremely good.
Saving Portenna.
Someone says, out of character:
"Whoa, nice reroll."
Someone says, out of character:
"Just when you don't need it."
Val: too funny. That seems to be the way-of-the-stats - when you don't need them, you have them; when you do need them, you don't have them!
You guys are going to think I am a total stat-whore (though in sincerity, poor stats can offer some pretty good RP opportunities, and I hope this doesn't cause that age-old convo. about stats to resurface). Here's one for Amosmaximus, That One-Eyed Badass:
(http://i.imgur.com/M3c0w62.png) (http://imgur.com/M3c0w62)
One time I had this little Vivaduan gal with a strength of exceptional (I think this may have been before stat prioritization), and my Amosmaximus the Big Biceps Brute right after was average.
Never commit to a character concept until you've seen their stats, kids!
And if you role a noble with awesome stats, then just spam barrier and change your career and role, Staff will never notice you!
Quote from: Malken on January 26, 2014, 02:39:00 PM
Never commit to a character concept until you've seen their stats, kids!
And if you role a noble with awesome stats, then just spam barrier and change your career and role, Staff will never notice you!
Yeah - I know the comics I've made might suggest a very poor way of going about character creation. I am not really like that ;).
But you've got to admit, sometimes you've been pretty stoked/heartbroken about that initial roll/reroll. That all goes away after a while though: a poorly planned or unenjoyable concept is still crappy, even if you have crazy-good stats. One time I stored a warrior after 4 days played, and he had 2 exceptionals and 2 VG's (or something along those lines). Just hated him.
Okay - getting too into this. Going to stop now. This one is called "Not Even a 'Rinther":
(http://i.imgur.com/d6bIK4c.png) (http://imgur.com/d6bIK4c)
I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.
Quote from: Zoan on January 26, 2014, 05:26:57 PM
I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.
I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.
I don't think I've gotten across the board awesome rolls, I kind of wonder what it's like. I've gotten some rather bad ones, but those turned out to be fun to play regardless.
i've self-murdilated characters that I grew to despise. I once suicided a character because I loathed him that much. I regret doing it because his concept was awesome, but somebody said something and I went "fuck you guy you want to be all ooc in my ic, fuck you" and then fucked myself of a great character.
Quote from: Fujikoma on January 26, 2014, 09:29:34 PM
I don't think I've gotten across the board awesome rolls, I kind of wonder what it's like. I've gotten some rather bad ones, but those turned out to be fun to play regardless.
I once had a d-elf character with something along the lines of absolutely incredible strength and agility and very good wisdom and very good endurance. This was maybe 2005 or 2006 or something? It was my first d-elf and the play was fun for a good month or two, but I had picked a tribe that couldn't go anywhere outside their range and it had just gotten AWFUL. There was a storyline going on but it was opposite the times I played. Just me, roaming around by myself day in and day out. I got it into my head that I would make the character stupidly bold, just so I could have an "accident." I began exploring no-no danger zones... and literally nothing stood in her way. She was a psychopathic juggernaut despite being a month old with no branched skills. It was.... well... I didn't know if I wanted to punch myself in the face for rolling stats like that on a character I didn't actually want to play or for not going a different direction with the character.
I finally ended up killing her, in the middle of a scene that I was actually ENJOYING. Without getting into specifics, her death was so absolutely corny and hilarious that I remember her for the fun I had in her last 10 minutes more than I remember her for any other thing I did with her.
Haha, Jo! Hahahaha. I hate the god damn stereotypes and their stereotypical outfits. Yes, who cares about your patchwork cloak? We know you can afford fourteen silk greatcloaks, you swanky fucking ranger.
Five or six years ago, I had a gemmed Elkran that worked for an Oashi noble.
He had a really unusual background, having lived more or less in complete isolation for decades. He got ancient as fuck and decided, given his increasing decrepitude, he needed to live in a city where he didn't have to murder meks for food, so he packed his shit and headed for Allanak and took a gem.
He worked for Oash for a few RL months and hated it and the noble so goddamned much that he ended up killing himself. I'd considered ending him in spectacular fashion, like maybe taking a few nobles and a templar out with him, but it didn't make much sense for him to do.
Sometimes characters just reach their logical end, you know? As a player, it's hard to let go of a badass PC, especially a maxxed Elkran, but the satisfaction I got from ending his story appropriately felt good man.
>roll harmless flavor merchant
>Your strength is below average, your agility is extremely good, your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is exceptional
Fucking hell
Quote from: long live miley cyrus on February 02, 2014, 09:48:50 AM
>roll harmless flavor merchant
>Your strength is below average, your agility is extremely good, your wisdom is extremely good, and your endurance is exceptional
Fucking hell
Look at it this way. Agility means you can have more in your hands at once, wisdom means you learn faster, and all that endurance? You'll be a badass with the way. You just rolled a killer merchant.
His strength went to average after his birthday, too, and probably would have spanned out with his lowering agility after a few game years.
It would be pretty awesome if I didn't store with unhappy regularity.
Quote from: Jo on January 26, 2014, 03:55:26 PM
Okay - getting too into this. Going to stop now. This one is called "Not Even a 'Rinther":
(http://i.imgur.com/d6bIK4c.png) (http://imgur.com/d6bIK4c)
I don't know these are all funny but the delivery of this made me laugh ridiculously.
Also, can the community please continue making these for my amusement?
I shouldn't have to rezz this !
It's about right. It's why I mastercraft humble, yet functional things. Screw rubies and gilded vests, pass me that half-eaten strip of leather.
Quote from: morrigan on January 26, 2014, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Zoan on January 26, 2014, 05:26:57 PM
I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.
I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.
Yeah, I got a 'nice reroll' once too, heh.
Quote from: Bogre on November 23, 2014, 04:31:01 PM
Quote from: morrigan on January 26, 2014, 06:37:47 PM
Quote from: Zoan on January 26, 2014, 05:26:57 PM
I once rolled a character so brutally good with stats that the staff who was outfitting me threatened to nerf me.
I've had a couple characters that compelled the watching staff to comment on the nice rolls myself.
Yeah, I got a 'nice reroll' once too, heh.
Sounds like you need to die more often.
I, on the other hand, once got a 'good choice undoing that reroll'
Bumping this because people NEED it
Read from the beginning, and bask in the glory!
(http://imgur.com/FygEf0j.png)
Quote from: John on November 24, 2012, 01:24:02 AM
Embiggen
(http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/127200.png?1353738187) (http://ragegenerator.com/uploads/127200.png?1353738187)
Ahahahahahaa. This is Horrrible.
why are you people letting this die? here's a shitty one that's likely been covered, but in an effort to resuscitate this thread, I post something off the cuff:
(http://i.imgur.com/tLZdT0L.png)
http://imgur.com/tLZdT0L
I had some time to kill today.
u wot? (http://i.imgur.com/pXVxWHG.png)
The ragemaker is no longer available???? NO!
Dan's ragemaker is back up. It was down after the domain name expired, for a day or two. http://ragemaker.net/
Here's another one, because why not:
The Stages of Storage (http://imgur.com/fv6bQ3n)
Never forgetti (http://imgur.com/hScKPoi)
Yeah, that's about right.
My last character's stats:
Strength:Below Average
Agility:Above average
Wisdom:Poor
Endurance:Poor
Worst character I've ever rolled. ::)
They had 80 hp, and 80 stun points.
Every. Damn. Time.
(https://i.imgflip.com/mjkxk.jpg)
My first contribution:
(http://i.imgur.com/1FsiLel.png)
Or http://imgur.com/1FsiLel (http://imgur.com/1FsiLel)
Quote from: JackGibbons on June 10, 2015, 04:27:44 PM
My first contribution:
(http://i.imgur.com/1FsiLel.png)
Or http://imgur.com/1FsiLel (http://imgur.com/1FsiLel)
Hah. Bandaging is a ripe field for ARMrage comments. Like knowing that a bandagemaking fucker (Let's call him Amos) has recently acquired 300 sid bandages that were lovingly crafted and imbued with the tears of a crying Akei...and your character is laying there, bleeding out on the floor, on the verge of death.
Amos looks at you.
Amos gets a scrap of cloth from his carru-hide backpack.
Amos holds his scrap of cloth.
You bastard, Amos! I'd like to scream that I'd reimburse him the cost of his prized bandage.
You can't waste your pro bandages on mere hp loss. Everybody knows that.
Quote from: TheWanderer on May 14, 2015, 08:54:32 PM
why are you people letting this die? here's a shitty one that's likely been covered, but in an effort to resuscitate this thread, I post something off the cuff:
(http://i.imgur.com/tLZdT0L.png)
http://imgur.com/tLZdT0L
Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"
That caused some rage sometimes :)
Quote from: Case on June 10, 2015, 08:28:00 PM
Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"
That caused some rage sometimes :)
based on actual events
(http://i.imgur.com/lsCBfjg.png)
Quote from: BadSkeelz on June 10, 2015, 08:47:55 PM
Quote from: Case on June 10, 2015, 08:28:00 PM
Man, when I had my Templar, I answered so many complaints about theft with "so what" and "I don't give a fuck", and any attempts to describe characters involved in that shit with any super detail with "so he's a bald man with blue eyes? ok yeah that's great"
That caused some rage sometimes :)
based on actual events
(http://i.imgur.com/lsCBfjg.png)
Bow lyvren is cute :3
Quote from: Synthesis on June 10, 2015, 08:18:00 PM
You can't waste your pro bandages on mere hp loss. Everybody knows that.
It depends on what's going on. Being down to like 15 HPs and unable to do anything, in a chaotic situation, with no ability to bandage yourself, can be a bit nerve wracking. Especially when time is of the essence. But mostly because your life is on the line, and clearly Amos is wrestling with questions of opportunity costs. That said, at the time, it was more funny than rage inducing.