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December 01, 2013, 08:20:10 AM #275
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 01, 2013, 09:15:11 AM #276
December 02, 2013, 08:35:05 PM #277
December 03, 2013, 12:36:53 AM #278
Quote from: Patuk on December 01, 2013, 08:20:10 AM
This kind of shit has happened often enough that I've decided to write a rage comic about it.
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You pull a bag over your head, raise your hood, close your oversized gangster cloak and then throw on sunslits, rendering you unknowable completely by sight.
> east
The incredibly unrecognizable figure enters from the east, into a crowded bar.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
A foreign presence contacts your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You sense a foreign presence withdraw from your mind.
You overhear the tressy-tressed girl say, in sirihish, "Whose the tall, muscular man that just came in?"
I have learned that one can, in fact, typo to death.

Quote from: KismeticTuluk is not Inception, the text experience.
December 03, 2013, 11:31:35 AM #279
Fake elf ears.
Quote from: Nyr
Dead elves can ride wheeled ladders just fine.
Quote from: bcw81
"You can never have your mountainhome because you can't grow a beard."
~Tektolnes to Thrain Ironsword
December 07, 2013, 04:04:05 AM #280 Last Edit: December 07, 2013, 04:58:43 AM by Cabooze
Quote from: Something that just happened to me> offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 144 obsidian coins"

> offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader insists on keeping the price the same for a really nice hide.

>offer 130 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 139 obsidian coins"

>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader man says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 127 obsidian coins"

>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader insists on keeping the price the same for a really nice hide.


>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 118 obsidian coins"


>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 112 obsidian coins"


>offer 100 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 108 obsidian coins"


>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 102 obsidian coins"

>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 98 obsidian coins"

>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "I shall give you a really nice hide for 95 obsidian coins"


>offer 90 #11
A snaky, bastard trader sells to a passerby.
A snaky, bastard trader says to you:
    "Sounds like a deal."

>barter
You give a snaky, bastard trader 90 obsidian coins in exchange for a shitty chunk of stone.

December 07, 2013, 04:05:28 PM #281


Chill. It's my first one.
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Whatever happens, happens.
December 08, 2013, 06:30:17 AM #282
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 08, 2013, 06:33:33 AM #283
Quote from: Patuk on December 08, 2013, 06:30:17 AM
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
You, my friend, are not a dirty criminal. Find out IC.

QuoteA female voice says, in sirihish:
     "] yer a wizard, oashi"
December 08, 2013, 06:38:14 AM #284
Quote from: bcw81 on December 08, 2013, 06:33:33 AM
Quote from: Patuk on December 08, 2013, 06:30:17 AM
Uh. Nosave arrest? Still, annoying.
You, my friend, are not a dirty criminal. Find out IC.

And you are not a seasoned soldier, if you can't spot the one flaw in that comic.
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 08, 2013, 08:49:13 AM #285
Yeah. Nosave arrest prevents that. As does nosave combat.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
December 08, 2013, 10:25:03 AM #286 Last Edit: December 08, 2013, 10:32:08 AM by Ender
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 07, 2013, 04:05:28 PM


Chill. It's my first one.

lol 30 day warrior syndrome.


30 Day Warrior Syndrome:

An affliction that presents itself most notably in warriors with 30 days or more played, though is not unique to them.  Independent Merchants with more than 30,000 coins  are also known sufferer of this syndrome.

The main symptom of the syndrome is the warrior loses respect for authority figures and acts in a way that indicates they are better, more connected, and above reproach from any figure of authority including and up to templars, especially newly made authority PCs.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.
December 08, 2013, 05:57:53 PM #287
This is the most worthy thread in all of GDB Kingdom. Don't let it die. Post comics, for if you don't, my mediocrity awaits.
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Whatever happens, happens.
December 09, 2013, 07:26:25 AM #288
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 08, 2013, 05:57:53 PM
This is the most worthy thread in all of GDB Kingdom. Don't let it die. Post comics, for if you don't, my mediocrity awaits.

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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM #289
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 09, 2013, 12:10:54 PM #290
Quote from: Lizzie on February 10, 2016, 09:37:57 PM
You know I think if James simply retitled his thread "Cheese" and apologized for his first post being off-topic, all problems would be solved.
December 09, 2013, 01:24:24 PM #291
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.

My memory is good, except when it isn't.

Dude, this and your last rage comic had me laughing so hard --> Know that your work is greatly appreciated!
December 09, 2013, 03:16:18 PM #292
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.

My memory is good, except when it isn't.

This is relevant to all my PCs, past, current, and future. THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THEM, GUYS. YOU MIGHT NEVER NOTICE BECAUSE I'M BAD AT HEMOTE. BUT THEY HAVE DEEP HISTORIES...

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"Steve always liked fighting. So now he fights for coin.
~ "
Quote from: IAmJacksOpinion on May 20, 2013, 11:16:52 PM
Masks are the Armageddon equivalent of Ed Hardy shirts.
December 09, 2013, 03:47:32 PM #293 Last Edit: December 09, 2013, 03:51:17 PM by Eyeball
Quote from: Ender on December 08, 2013, 10:25:03 AM
Quote from: TheWanderer on December 07, 2013, 04:05:28 PM


Chill. It's my first one.

lol 30 day warrior syndrome.


30 Day Warrior Syndrome:

An affliction that presents itself most notably in warriors with 30 days or more played, though is not unique to them.  Independent Merchants with more than 30,000 coins  are also known sufferer of this syndrome.

The main symptom of the syndrome is the warrior loses respect for authority figures and acts in a way that indicates they are better, more connected, and above reproach from any figure of authority including and up to templars, especially newly made authority PCs.

Don't get it.. who is pitching his desk over, the player of the 30 day warrior (ganked by NPCs backing up the soldier) or the power-mad soldier?

If it was gank-by-NPC, there needed to be another frame:

A half-giant soldier arrives from the north.
A muscular soldier arrives from the north.
A muscular soldier arrives from the east.
A muscular soldier arrives from the east.
December 10, 2013, 02:38:35 AM #294
Quote from: Riev on December 09, 2013, 03:16:18 PM
Quote from: Patuk on December 09, 2013, 09:28:04 AM
Whapow.

My memory is good, except when it isn't.

This is relevant to all my PCs, past, current, and future. THERE ARE THINGS ABOUT THEM, GUYS. YOU MIGHT NEVER NOTICE BECAUSE I'M BAD AT HEMOTE. BUT THEY HAVE DEEP HISTORIES...

Code Select
"Steve always liked fighting. So now he fights for coin.
~ "

I think I died when I read that. I'm so glad I get to write my pcs on the spot.
Quote from: Adhira on January 01, 2014, 07:15:46 PM
I could give a shit about wholesome.
December 10, 2013, 03:03:20 PM #295
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.
December 10, 2013, 06:08:41 PM #296
Quote from: Aruven on December 10, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.

Go ahead. Try it.
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You take the last bite of your scooby snack.
This tastes like ordinary meat.
There is nothing left now.
December 11, 2013, 12:45:32 AM #297
Quote from: Patuk on December 10, 2013, 06:08:41 PM
Quote from: Aruven on December 10, 2013, 03:03:20 PM
MOAR! I would attempt to make one, but my um, knowledge of what template and how it is being used to create these is non-existent - So I must rely on all of you for entertainment.

Go ahead. Try it.

Eh, first one :/ -- But super stoked you provided the link (That I failed to locate previously, thank you!)

http://imgur.com/upcVEIh
December 11, 2013, 02:07:55 AM #298
December 11, 2013, 02:18:39 AM #299
Woah...


How'd you get it to journeyman?
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