Female Character Descriptions

[Socko]

A pussy does not have a face. Who cares about anything else.

I'll buy you a drink sometime, in a few years, when you're no longer fourteen.

[Agent_137]

thanks for the pwnij, socko. I was mulling over something, but you handled it well.

Bravo.

[Callisto]

A pussy does not have a face. Who cares about anything else.

Someone on the staff feel like posting the above guests GDB account name? I'm sick of people logging into guest accounts to make statements like that, then coming back into the general community like it isn't a thing.

[Chodo]

Not that I think what Evile posted was appropriate but...


Does anyone else find it humorous that females can talk all the time about how men are pigs and such...but the moment a guy makes a statement like that he gets attacked?

I think more people need to take such things with a grain of salt, most guys I know take such comments that way, why not women?

[EvilRoeSlade]

I wouldn't tolerate a female insulting my sex, and in turn I wouldn't ever say something like the above.

Don't tread on me.

[Agent_137]

it all depends if you say with with a sly sarcastic grin or not.

Since evile gave no indication of trying to be humorous, it's fair to assume he's not trying to be.

If a woman calls all men pigs, and she means it with all her heart, yea, i'll say something back.

[Angela Christine]

A pussy does not have a face.

I wouldn't be so sure about that.  Zalanthas has a high mutation rate.  :shock:


AC

[sarahjc]

Lets just just say that some of AC's PC's have more than one toothy smile..   :wink:


I love ya.. AC..

[Miee]

A pussy does not have a face. Who cares about anything else.

Someone on the staff feel like posting the above guests GDB account name? I'm sick of people logging into guest accounts to make statements like that, then coming back into the general community like it isn't a thing.

To which, this faceless pussy says, "Bah."

If it's someone with a registered account, s/he probably shouldn't have gone the guest route.  I've found that most of us have a certain amount of balls and can deal with the consequences of saying that.

...or the ones I'm friendly with at least.  It was probably a dumb joke, or said by a dumb joke.  Once more, "Bah."

[Cenghiz]

Yey... Four long pages of boobs and asses? I was waiting for someone to make such a comment..
They say men think sex once in six seconds, (maybe only the lonely scientists claiming this) it's already too frequent. Let's talk about flowers or how to craft desert roses into rose jam.
No no joking.. You shall go on, but I'm not in. I had only two female chars, and both had 'standart' bodies; Zalanthan standard. Maybe I create a beautiful woman some time. Then I'll come back and read all of these pages.

[naatok]

Judging from this poll....
I gotta wonder where all the female pc descriptions are coming from that I see that speak of 'well rounded or apportioned breasts' and 'curvaceous backsides or rears'.  Yeah, I've seen 'em in game.

If our female players aren't coming up with those descs, then it must be guys playing dolls coming up with 'em.  I've played female pcs, but honestly, I don't think I've ever focused their descs on tits and ass, either.  Maybe my memory is selective...or malfunctioning.  I am getting old, after all.   :evil:

By the way, since we're on the subject of geometrically appealing accoutrements, what sorts of male descriptions do female players find to be well done, awesome, appealing, sexually arousing (sorry, I'm a naughty monkey. Couldn't resist! :twisted: )?

[Agent_137]

http://www.zalanthas.org/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8243

*decides not to make a smart ass comment.*

Well, supposedly women and men are socially equal, so do women let their breasts hang out as often as males go bare-chested? Then they'd have to describe them .

[Cenghiz]

Well, supposedly women and men are socially equal, so do women let their breasts hang out as often as males go bare-chested? Then they'd have to describe them.

Hehe... That's why no male of mine becomes bare-chested near other males or females.. Someone could watch your body, and you would be embaressed It's hard when you're buying chest armor for your new char. Go under a blanket in a dormitory.

[tortall]

Gilver: Yeah... the japuarr breasted woman (who was played by a woman) who like always fell over because she was top heavy, did indeed reference her shelf in her desc.

As the player of the japuarr breasted woman, I did not fall over! Infact, I hardly ever emoted with them! So THERE! Almost all my chars mention their breasts. It is, as many others mentioned, the first thing guys notice.

Though I just realized my current char doesn't mention it much at all.... I wrote her over a year ago during my "woman on Zalanthas should be not so pretty" stage.

As for the people who don't put the breast or ass(Though I've never noticed an ass in the sdesc) because a few people tend to think only guys play woman like that. If people don't wanna mudsex me because they think I'm played by a guy, fine by me! They arn't very good rpers then.


-Tortall, who thinks she looks like a porn star... Well, not from the neck up. Just the body! Seriously, how many women think that? Most of them think they should! That's means it's true, right? Of course right!

[Miee]

And only once did I remember to emote with my female to be in awe of your rack, tortall