Your most embarrassing / funny typos

[Akaramu]

Come on... share. Maybe then I'll feel less terrible about trying to pull people over my head, and sleeping on imaginary beds on the street.

[Tamarin]

They -always- involve my mistyping a keyword...usually a table or mug of ale, without realising someone else in the room has that keyword.

I.e.

You ease down on the round-faced, pudgy man, while bringing the kalan-haired woman to your mouth for a suck.

[Quirk]

Not really my typo, but I once had an elf who shared an (unusual) keyword with the tribal pipe. I think the rest can safely be left to your imagination...

Oh, and recently I followed a table across the room.

Quirk

[Anonymous]

I played with a player who had the unfortunate keyword of 'gortok' in their desc.

Not a good idea when playing in the northlands, I can tell you that.

By far the worst typo I ever did was with a very buff mul of mine and his cohort chasing after a couple of people, cornering them and then typing 'kill <keyword>' which was, obviously, a keyword of my target but was, sadly, also the color of my cohort's cloak.  My cohort who entered the room after my intended target....

[Ralin]

I don't think I've had an embarassing typo, but I think the funniest one I've seen personally was a someone using the wrong keyword when dealing with a piece of equipment and a footlocker.

The suchandsuch man puts the suchandsuch woman into a footlocker with a careless toss.

[__Torax__]

emote moves through the crowded thongs of patrons :shock:

[Angela Christine]

It wasn't really a typo, but one day when I was sleep deprived I found a guy emoteing with his meat really ammusing.  Something like, "The <> man dusts off his piece of meat."  It would have been better if he had pants with pockets, because then he could have taken his meat out of his pants.  :twisted:

One I saw that was really ammusing was: "The <> woman shits in her saddle."

Then there were the dark days when I had a bynner with the keyword "skin".  I got to dread rest stops on missions, because it was ineveitable that someone would: "The <> man uncorks you and takes a sip."  "Clear liquid trickls out as the <> man raises you to his lips."  "The <> man takes a long pull, then passes you to the <> dwarf."  :sigh:  I should have replaced all the water skins with water pouches and water gourds, I might have if I'd lived to make Sergeant.    This didn't just happen once.  It happened at least two or three times on each and every mission that lasted long enough for us to stop and rest.  After a while I started to wonder if they were all really accidents.  


AC

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

One time, me and another person of my house, female, were roleplaying in our barracks. I wanted to look at her. However, I typed a K instead of an L. I kissed her.

The worse part was that my character was of a race which would have considered kissing her race abhorent behaviour, and that is beyond the fact that my character was not very romantic in any way whatsoever.

We had an OOC joke about that for a good length of time.

[Lasakar]

Did the same thing, but a little different.
Was my real fight with a group of hunter. We attacked a scrab. So I typed:

>k scrap

>You kiss it.

:oops:
Though k stands for kill. Now I am the Scrab-kisser.

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

Now that I think of it...

>You kiss a pile of dung.

Man...

[ashjpd]

That "k" thing has happened to me many times...
The most memorible were..
I was sitting at a table in a mess hall, I was gonna check the board so..
k board

You kiss it.

Another was...

I wanted to see someone that was outside my barracks, so....
k giant
You kiss him.
That was when I was a man...

And one of my other emberassing moments was when I was sleep deprived..

em slowly nods towards ~dwarf with a nod.
The half-elf nods to the dwarf with a nod.

:roll:

[Callisto]

emote nods, shaking her head.

This is a good example of why I log out when I'm getting tired.

[Tamarin]

Lol, i do that one all the time...

[sacac]

My best.. is when I forgot a certain bag had a wear location that went over my head

But then there was a time.. that a certain person had umm.. a keyword for a bag

and it went like this: the guy glances at a pile of blue leaves before sticking them into ~man that had a keyword with a bag

[spawnloser]

Walking into the tavern...

pemote head pants the room.

[Cuusardo]

I can't say I have made any really embarassing ones on Arm, but I did make a particularly funny one on a talker years ago.  I said something along the lines of "You should feel my shit."  I was TRYING to say "You should feel my shirt."

[Tamarin]

Come to think of it...I've done some pretty awful ones while mudsexing at 3 am.  I choose to not share them here  You can inquire IG, of course...

[gfair]

I had a PC once and it had a goal that involved spying on a clan, and that typically involved following another PC to learn what it could.  One day the PC was at the bar and my PC was thinking, but in place of think I hit talk, and what it was thinking was pretty much a concise version of its goal, so it gave it all up to the other PC at the bar without me knowing right away.  I went on for a bit, the other PC reacted unusually, I checked the log and saw talk in place of think.

D'oh!

[crymerci]

This one time, at emote camp, there was this barrel-chested templar in the Bard's Barrel.  You know, where the drinks are served in miniature barrels.

[Tamarin]

This one time, at emote camp, there was this barrel-chested templar in the Bard's Barrel.  You know, where the drinks are served in miniature barrels.

roflmao...I didn't see that one coming.

[gofmk]

I have this thing.. about typing 'hit kank' .. instead of 'hitch kank'.. keeps me on my toes in the stables. Poor kanks... mebbe it's poor me, they're strong little buggers.

[Anon]

I'd say my favorite typo wasn't mine, but I was watching a friend play, and he was talking to a Rukkian who hated to ride, or whose legs would hurt after the trip.  So he and this Ruk get off their kanks, and settle down, and as the guy emotes that he's sitting down he puts:

emote sighs wearily as he rubs his things.  

Of course, that's supposed to be thighs...but I guess the former works too. :p

[Akaramu]

I figured out something new...

I keep trying to sit on people, instead of sitting at the table where they are. Those also happen to be the people my PC has a crush on... coincidence?

:shock:

[grog]

My life in Armageddon is just a neverending stream of typos.

[jmordetsky]

I also vote for "hit kank"

Nothing like the RP after that as your friends laugh at you for getting trampled by a kank.

[Tamarin]

I also vote for "hit kank"

Nothing like the RP after that as your friends laugh at you for getting trampled by a kank.

I did this during the HRPT in Luir's.

[Krath]

Nothing like being chased by a whole civilization whom wants to kill you, not remembering where the stable yard is and having things thrown at you, then when you finally do find the stables you decide Hit kank will work instead of hitch  :oops:

[Akaramu]

I just printed out a log of a scene, and realized I did 3 Freudian slips on 5 pages. Oh my.

:oops:

[Trenidor]

Alright, I got a few one's I found ammusing...first off..While sitting in the dark night, not able to see, with a buddy beside me, I decided to see how sharp my daggers were. It went something like this:

The suchandsuch man says, placeing his hand on the tip of something feeling its edges before pulling his hand back abruptly "ouch, didn't know it was that long."

Then I had to say how sharp it was...doy..

 And this one time, my character decided to kiss everyone in the room because my finger was on the k key instead of the l key.
I went through half a dozen ppl before realizing this.

  Oh, and the time I decided to shit on a kank's back.

[Ralin]

I remember now watching someone goof on the 'k' command thinking it was kill...I will let you guess how my character reacted when my PC watched a grown man lean over and kiss a male dwarf.  :shock:

[Angela Christine]

Come to think of it...I've done some pretty awful ones while mudsexing at 3 am.  I choose to not share them here

Tease.

AC

[Akaramu]

Hehe. The "kiss" instead of "kill" (k-typo) Just really stirred up some trouble. I love this game.

[Morrolan]

A new one:

emote nods to ~(guy) and makes his way across the mess-hall, stepping into the drill tard.

Gah!

[Tamarin]

emote anxiously grips %kank reins as he pees onto the road.

[Ralin]

I just had someone hastily open me...um...ouch? lol

Keyword mistakes make my day.  

For some reason when a gurth is shelled up into a shell..if you try to use ~shell and are wearing or holding something with shell as a keyword.

The uber ranger rushes up on his pair of gurth shell gloves and proceeds to aim a spear at its legs, fighting savagely.

[sarahjc]

Not really a typo, more just accidental typing. In front of a Noble PC and Guardsman PC.

Put silk trunk
You put a length of black silk into a bahamet carved trunk
Put silk trunk
You put a length of black silk into a bahamet carved trunk
Put silk trunk
You put a length of black silk into a bahamet carved trunk
Put silk trunk
You put a length of black silk into a bahamet carved trunk
Put silk trunk
[removing a back-lace ebon silk bodice first]
You put a back-laced ebon silk bodice and a bahamet carved trunk

Hrm..

I really had no idea how to RP my way out of that one.

[Tamarin]

Put silk trunk
[removing a back-lace ebon silk bodice first]
You put a back-laced ebon silk bodice and a bahamet carved trunk

Hrm..

I really had no idea how to RP my way out of that one.

say (turning to face the room) Alright, here they are.  Now pay up.

[sarahjc]

Good one... :lol:

[Tamarin]

Or..

Put silk trunk
[removing a back-lace ebon silk bodice first]
You put a back-laced ebon silk bodice and a bahamet carved trunk

Hrm..

I really had no idea how to RP my way out of that one.

say (glancing down at her chest) Hmm...I seem to be lactating...anyone feel like helping relieve the pressure?

[Majikal]

I was talking with a templar and I had planned to say something so I typed talk but then i forgot and typed think right after. So as I am sitting in front of this templar in the middle of the tavern I exclaim "think We all know you killed the fecker, lying bastard!" I'm sure you can figure out how that went.  :evil:

I really liked that character too....

[Akaramu]

Ouch.

This reminds me of the character who wayed me by mistake once when they meant to bitch about me to someone else. It was funny as heck. Of course my character answered to it... in say, with about 4 other PCs in the room.  

[Callisto]

emote anxiously grips %kank reins as he pees onto the road.

That had me rolling for like five minuets, for some reason.

[spawnloser]

Heheh...Akaramu, I got one for you...

With one of my characters, I was talking to someone that was interrogating me very subtly and (apparently) talking to someone else over they Way while doing so...the reason that I know this person was doing so was their typo/mistake.  They used 'say instead of 'psi' and I got to see this person describe my character's reaction to the last question as well as repeat word for word what I said.  I was amused as hell.

[Anonymous]

For fear someone might recognize me..
emote pokes and prodes ~large with !me fingers, Before oppenning ~large wide and shoving ^me head into ~large.

There was someone in the room with 'large' as a keyword.

[Currently Giggling]

I hope that 'large' person was female...

Wait.

No.

I want that person to have been male.

[Ralin]

For fear someone might recognize me..
emote pokes and prodes ~large with !me fingers, Before oppenning ~large wide and shoving ^me head into ~large.

There was someone in the room with 'large' as a keyword.

LMAO! I wish I had been there to see that one.  

[Majikal]

Just the other day I tried to emote somthing like

the suchandsuch man slips through the taverns crowd, flanked by the suchandsuch woman as he ducks outside the tavern.

but I put an F instead of a D on ducks so it turned out pretty funny.
*shrug* Maybe I'm just tired

[Anonymous]

I was emoting, but I changed my mind and typed Help Steal. So they say ~me HELP STEAL.  :oops:

[Anonymous]

I don't remember the exact emote, but it was supposed to be something like

emote screams at the sight of ~whatever.

and it came out as

emote creams at the sight of ~whatever.

[Tamarin]

Come to think of it...I've done some pretty awful ones while mudsexing at 3 am.  I choose to not share them here

Tease.

AC

Ask, and ye shall receive.  I just experienced this emote, though it wasn't my typo (edited of course):

The [blank] woman's chest heaves up and down as she breathes heavily, sweat glistening on her columptuous form.

[Akaramu]

In such situations, I'm too busy digging through my limited english vocabulary to produce any typos. Of course, I might use totally improper words because my online dictionnary told me to.  

[Testing]

While under attack in the 'rinth:

feel

What?

fell

What?

Fle

What?

elf

What?

Welcome to Armageddon.

<obscenity>

[sarahjc]

While under attack in the 'rinth:

feel

What?

fell

What?

Fle

What?

elf

What?

Welcome to Armageddon.

<obscenity>

Hah!...lol.. That is sooo me at 3am..

[cyberpatrol_735]

I usually don't do this, but..

*Bump*

[adrien]

templar, K gith

this one i seen while playing with my friend

tell large (pointing his finger agressivly at ~large) Shut up you annoying rinther trash!

pointing his finger agressivly at ~large templar. the soandso man says.

Shut up you annoying rinther trash!

the templar walked in a secound before he pushed enter

emote rubs him self in Circular montion as he glances at ~woman (friend did that one on me with my char

[adrien]

forget this extra thing

[Cyrian20]

not really a typo as I was once jumped above teh barrel by a <>man and a short figure I killed the man and the short figure decided they couldn't take me so fled, this wasn't the firth time this char tried to get someone to help him jump me so my char decided it was time to end it. He attacked the figure, he ran into another room and I typed kick short, I proceeded to kick the short raven haired woman and become wanted... it sucked

[Xygax]

I kiss a lot of players.  You know, accidentally.

Also, I once _nearly_ killed a player with a piece of flung poo.  Turns out, if you have 200 in every stat, and all skills at 100%, you can throw poo pretty hard.

-- X

[waroth]

Just recently after crafting a large shield from some wood...

emote lifts ~large up into the air, examining it closely with a smile of satisfaction.

Turns out I lifted up a half-giant in the room with 'large' in his sdesc.  Several around to witness.  Very embarassing.

[Hexxaex]

Check my signature.  Happened on a hunting excursion.

[Scarborough]

*can't stop laughing*

I'm sure I must have had something embarassing happen but the funniest was actually something another player said to mine.

<character A> pees at the lute, inspecting it with a cursory glance before nodding to <caracter B>.

<character A>  says, out of character:
    "no.  I did not pee."

I laughed so hard when it happened I was weeping.

[sarahjc]

A particular white/highly polished table has casued me more than one really bad emote:

:strolls over to ~white takes a seat at !white, leaning back and crossing her legs.

The *idiot* strolls over to the *templar in a white robe* andt takes a seat on her, leaning back and crossing her legs.

Yeah.

:stops in front of ~white, dipping her head to ~noble


The *idiot* stops in front of her white tembo hide bracer, dipping her head to noble facny pants.

[Hymwen]

Evil, malicious bump, because this thread is its weight worth in ice cream.


Actually not an Armageddon typo, but on another mud where getting drunk would automatically add an 'h' after an 's' when speaking, to create a slur.

While being attacked by some villain during a party, I desperately screamed, "Shave me!"

Also on that mud, I have been known to, while my character was quite drunk and not feeling too steady on her legs, loudly exclaim that "I need to find a place to shit."

[Nao]

I remember loggin into SOI again after a long period of arming and forgot about the ~ and * thing... (items are always referred to by * in emotes, not ~)

So I ended up wrapping that cloaked guy tightly about my body, corrected it, then got yelled at via OOC for throwing out suggestive emotes at people I didn't know  :wink:

[Wykydtronn]

I was in the rinth one time roleplaying with some elf.

Anyways the character was in a dark, hood cloak.  and so was a small orphan (small figure in a dark, hood cloak) in the room.  well my character at the time couldn't stand to see Rinth kids hurt, the elf lowers his hood and naturally was threatening to hurt her.  All very interesting till I get this dumb idea in my head to

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sap figure
say (grinning widely) Shut yer fecking mouth!

Forgeting completely about the whole fact the elf was no longer a tall, figure in a dark, hood cloak.

So I ended up punching a small orphan child... in the face.  Welcome to Armageddon.

[John]

I also vote for "hit kank"

Nothing like the RP after that as your friends laugh at you for getting trampled by a kank.

I lost a character once because I was told to kick my kank to get it to move. However because of the code, you can't kick a kank while riding it. So I dismounted.....

One of my best ones was standing while trying to contact someone over the way, and typing "em rubs his templar" (instead of "rubs his temple") and being OOC'd "was that a typo?" by a PC templar, before I became unconscious. This was back when you couldn't OOC when unconscious....

Another time I went with a Templar to kill some animals and for some reason instead of typing "kill <monster's keyword>" I typed "kill templar." Thankfully she pardoned me of my crime immediately, but to be honest I have NO idea why I typed "kill templar," it was completely OOC, but I didn't even have any motives (that I knew about) to kill her and it was not on purpose. Perhaps my subconscious was trying to tell me something?

[bloodfromstone]

have NO idea why I typed "kill templar"

I've done that crap. It's sooo easy to do when you've typed that word over and over. It was even worse back when I used to play hank-and-slash.
>follow bob
>assist bob
>cast cure-l bob
>cast cure-l bob
>cast ultimatedeathbuster bob
> say DAMN!

[Morrolan]

(Voiceover voice)

"Imagine this...a PC sits alone at a bar in a tavern, much like any other bar in any other tavern.  There are other PCs, but all of them have a table each.

"Another PC walks in.  The player emotes what he is doing, which is watching the crowd idly."

em Sitting at ~bar, @ is watching the patrons idle.

Morrolan

[Roach]

emoting sitting with an extra h thrown in for good measure

[Akaramu]

A certain someone (wink wink nudge nudge) Did the extra h typo when 'sitting' on my PC during mudsex.

No, I wontnt tell you who it was.

[ale six]

I wouldn't normally do this, but since it's a typos thread...

"Wontnt" isn't a word. It's "won't".

[James de Monet]

This actually wan't a typo problem but it looked so much like a keyword typo, I couldn't figure out what was going on.


So, my PC is walking along.

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Someone give you a <provacative sdesc> woman.

Me:  Wtf?  Must be a typo.

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>i
You are carrying:

A <provacative sdesc> woman.

Me: WTF?!   :shock:

So then, I look at it and have to read the whole mdesc before I figure out it is not a real woman, and actually an item that I had needed from the Imms.

Me:  Oh, okay.

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emote stuffs ~woman into ~large.
The <me> stuffs his <provactive sdesc> woman into his large, carru-leather backpack.

PC walking with my PC: WTF?!  

:lol:

[John]

em Sitting at ~bar, @ is watching the patrons idle.

I once saw someone emote "em is sitting here idling" which sure is a valid emote, but has a double meaning when they're actually OOCly idling.

[Dan]

While hooded myself-

cast 'spell of ultimate death' figure

The stupid figure walks south.

You send pure death into yourself and die.

*Beep*

[Cenghiz]

Once I had a very very powerful rukkian and it was too late..
On my way, I saw a scrab. I was in a hurry to the quitsafe location so I decided to immobilize it with a spell and proceed without wasting time. I was so sleepy that I decided I would use the strongest version, so the bugger would not be be able to resist the spell. Then what happened?

>cast '<spell giving great AC at its highest level>' scrab
{DAMN}
>cast '<spell giving a great benefit at its highest level>' scrab
{DAMN!!!!}
>cast '<immobilize>' scrab
You cannot channel enough energy to cast the spell.
....

I could barely survive a mere scrab.

[Anonymous]

Was playing with this guy... Punk in drublic by OOC handle...

And it was something like this:

the foo-bar man holds is nads out to you.

the foo-bar man says, out of character:
   "HANDS! HANDS! I meant HANDS!"

[Akaramu]

I wouldn't normally do this, but since it's a typos thread...

"Wontnt" isn't a word. It's "won't".

I think you are aware that English isnt my first language  :wink:

Its a funny typos thread. I dont think typos of foreigners trying to babble english are particularly funny or interesting. Next time send me a PM, I always try to improve, people dont usually bother correcting me at all. Which sucks.

p.s. I can derail this thread because it is MINE!

:twisted:

[FightClub]

A certain someone (wink wink nudge nudge) Did the extra h typo when 'sitting' on my PC during mudsex.

No, I wontnt tell you who it was.

Was probably me.

[John]

A certain someone (wink wink nudge nudge) Did the extra h typo when 'sitting' on my PC during mudsex.

No, I wontnt tell you who it was.

Was probably me.

Whatever your into dude. I think we as players shouldn't judge each others fetishes

[Roach]

A certain someone (wink wink nudge nudge) Did the extra h typo when 'sitting' on my PC during mudsex.

No, I wontnt tell you who it was.

Was probably me.

Whatever your into dude. I think we as players shouldn't judge each others fetishes

Yes we should. Ew.

[Akaramu]

Was probably me.

Nope, it wasnt, but the person in question will be glad to hear he wasnt the only one to commit that typo crime, heh.

[Mudder]

I once did this one recently.

The greasy old man moves over towards the bar, shitting on a stool.

[ashyom]

Can't forget the infamous boner.. who did that one?  I think the emote was something like, soandso holds his massive boner up.

[FightClub]

Can't forget the infamous boner.. who did that one?  I think the emote was something like, soandso holds his massive boner up.

Was probably me as well.

[jhunter]

Can't forget the infamous boner.. who did that one?  I think the emote was something like, soandso holds his massive boner up.

Heheh, I don't remember who it was but I remember seeing that. Good stuff!  :lol:

[Delirium]

I think I remember it being somebody struggling with their massive mekillot boner.

[MorganChaos]

There was the time I was trying to give something to someone. I had the same keyword as the item, and a few different people had the same keyword as the dude. I placed myself into some random dude's hand.


I handed someone my red shirt instead of the red stone once.


The chick WAVES AND TURNS TO LEAVE.

The chick turns off capslock.


Most of my favorites have been keyword mishaps, but I also liked it when I watched someone shit back on his heels.

[razorback]

When I saw this mistake, first I laughed myself out of my chair, then tried hard to realize how the mistake was made. Still don't know.

Situation: Someone's emoting that their skin has been punctured and is leaking water, so they're trying to drink from the hole.

The massive man quickly snatches the skinny woman, drinking from the hole in the center.  :shock:

Edit: Cause I can't spell it seems.

[Aldiel]

I love walking around town with a load of shiot in my arms that I didn't realize was there.

[Anonymous]

Packing an inix into your dusty sizeable leather backpack, you say, in sirihish:
    "No problem."

I don't think it's that sizeable.