Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

Started by Barzalene, November 23, 2003, 10:45:16 PM

Quote from: Twilight on August 02, 2010, 12:35:53 PM
I will admit to having a stone mage making one of his obsidian rings vibrate with a cantrip for....

Hey, wait, this isn't the shame thread!

Ewww magicker sex... Wait. Now i'm jealus.
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died

I accidentally crashed my own funeral once.
Child, child, if you come to this doomed house, what is to save you?

A voice whispers, "Read the tales upon the walls."

You rained scorpions on us, you jerk! We were just trying to mourn you.

Sacrificed two kadian hunters to an Ankheg.

Ooooh yeeaaaah  8)

Quote from: Gobbleneck on August 06, 2010, 08:45:38 PM
Sacrificed two kadian hunters to an Ankheg.

Ooooh yeeaaaah  8)

Awesome. Would have been great to see.
I remember recruiting this Half elf girl. And IMMEDIATELY taking her out on a contract. Right as we go into this gith hole I tell her "Remember your training, and you'll be fine." and she goes "I have no training." Then she died

Solo'd with various characters, as in killed the foe(s) and survived to further adventures:
  • two braxat
  • one mekillot
  • one ankheg
  • five cilops
  • one bahamet
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Quote from: SpoonA magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Quote from: spawnloser on August 07, 2010, 01:52:20 AM
Solo'd with various characters, as in killed the foe(s) and survived to further adventures:
  • two braxat
  • one mekillot
  • one ankheg
  • five cilops
  • one bahamet

Why're cilops on that list? They're not even remotely as tough as the others.

Quantity of opponents provides modifiers, and cilops in that quantity are actually fairly difficult to take down quick enough not to get yourself dead pretty quick without being pretty damn tough, same as the rest.
Quote from: MalifaxisWe need to listen to spawnloser.
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Quote from: SpoonA magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

August 07, 2010, 02:10:03 AM #1483 Last Edit: August 07, 2010, 09:51:55 AM by Oleupata
We don't discuss specifics of the combat code on the GDB.

That's why you kill them within the first three combat rounds!    :D

Quote from: AI Fashion and Swag on August 07, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
After three you are codedly "surrounded", which greatly reduces your defense. It only gets worse the more you add.
So... A maxxed warrior would be slaughtered by, let's say, 5 dozen shik?
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

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She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Quote from: Gunnerblaster on August 07, 2010, 02:58:54 AM
Quote from: AI Fashion and Swag on August 07, 2010, 02:10:03 AM
After three you are codedly "surrounded", which greatly reduces your defense. It only gets worse the more you add.
So... A maxxed warrior would be slaughtered by, let's say, 5 dozen shik?
What are you trying to do here?


I once had a char that went out with the old hunter's guild and he was the only one that survived the tarantulas :)

And I didn't even have on day played on it.
the heavy-browed, big-elbowed dwarf says in sirihish, glancing back at his ruined argosy, then back at you
"Ahm na' happy"

you say in sirihish, puzzledly
"then which one are you?"

I played a PC who, upon their eventual death, had a burial service arranged for at the Temple in Allanak.

A non-militia half-elf.
Quote from: Oryxin a land...where nothing is as it seems
lol
wait wait
in a harsh desert..wait
in a world...where everything's out to kill you
one man (or woman) stands sort of alone
only not really
lol
KURAC

Had an elf pickpocket that never ended up in jail due to the crim-code. The brag is that this was before sneak and hide worked on soldiers, and way before night affected vNPC snitching.

Had a Way conversation with Vennant.
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

Quote from: Gunnerblaster on August 12, 2010, 08:07:42 PM
Had a Way conversation with Vennant.

That's pretty badass.
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I exchanged action-movie banter with Vennant while watching him fire crossbow bolts into a rioting crowd.

I had vennant throw me out of the bar for brawling half-giants.

Once, a while back, I killed something.
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Vennant doesn't appear to age because he serves drinks at the speed of light. Now you know why there's no delay on the buy code in the Gaj.

Quote from: chuci on August 12, 2010, 09:54:17 PM
I exchanged action-movie banter with Vennant while watching him fire crossbow bolts into a rioting crowd.
That wins Armageddon.
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I was in that riot.  It was awesome.
Quote from: MalifaxisWe need to listen to spawnloser.
Quote from: Reiterationspawnloser knows all

Quote from: SpoonA magicker is kind of like a mousetrap, the fear is the cheese. But this cheese has an AK47.

Quote from: Kiara on August 13, 2010, 05:41:04 AM
I killed someone with a bandage fail. Doh!  >:(
Gave life with a scrap of cloth to a mortally wounded individual.
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Quote from: brytta.leofaLaura, did weird tribal men follow you around at age 15?
If by weird tribal men you mean Christians then yes.

Quote from: Malifaxis
She was teabagging me.

My own mother.

I killed one of my characters' mortal enemies with a bandage fail.  :o

It's a long story.
Quote from: ZoltanWhen in doubt, play dangerous, awkward or intense situations to the hilt, every time.

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