Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

[Morrolan]

I once had a Bynner who went on a desert trek with her unit and they got lost. When the water supplies ran out, thanks to a shifty elf, they cut open a half-breed who valiantly committed suicide by Byn squad and drank his blood.

Best and worst wilderness foray ever.

Ah, yes.  I remember that one.  I can't remember if my character was a Trooper, or made Trooper after that little fiasco.  Eventually became Sargent Drien.  My character never, ever, ever mentioned what happened out there.

What happens in the Red, stay in the Red.

[jhunter]

Lol, you'd like to think so but it just doesn't really work that way.

[Fathi]

I went with a bunch of my Kuraci pals, and some Kadians I think? *correct me if I'm wrong* To go face down a bahamet. That was fun. Especially when it decided to pick on my poor character and try to eat me alive. I think it was the first time my PC got some real sympathy for wounds from my companions.  I still have that log lying around somewhere.

Was that the bahamet D-D-D-D-D-DOUBLE KILL for Rokov's Grey Hunt entry? Man, that was a blast. There were at least Kuraci and Salarri there, not sure about Kadians. I'm missing that log for some reason.

Protip to anyone who wants to hunt bahamets: don't take a long time to emote skinning the corpse when you're still that close to the spawn point. 

[tortall]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

[Pale Horse]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

I'd like to..but I can't honestly do so, either.

[number13]

I once had a Bynner who went on a desert trek with her unit and they got lost. When the water supplies ran out, thanks to a shifty elf, they cut open a half-breed who valiantly committed suicide by Byn squad and drank his blood.
\Best and worst wilderness foray ever.

I was the half-elf in question. If I recall correctly, my severely dehydrated breed (very close to death anyway) attacked his Sarge out of desperation/rage.  It was heavily implied on the gdb in the aftermath that his body was cannibalized.  Fun day, and I hope that elf ended dead too.

[RogueGunslinger]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

When in Tuluk I still call it Teks tower, but whoever makes it collapse first is the winner, not the loser.

[Mr_Fire]

   Wooooooooww, It took a long time to read through thirty nine pages of bragging and so on, really cool thread though.

I have done alot of things that I could go on about, but erm...One thing I think some people might like is:

  I was playing a half-elf rinthi I believe, don't member much else, anyways, I killed off a few PC's and ended up getting caught by a Templar at some point....Got taken to jail, he found some gems on me from the dead PC's, asked how many I'd killed, then he pulled out his uber sword...I said something about the people I killed and called him Lord Fecker before he raised his sword up and slashed my head clean off..I thought it was awsome.  

[LittleOwl]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

When in Tuluk I still call it Teks tower, but whoever makes it collapse first is the winner, not the loser.

I have never heard anyone call it Tower Topple whether in Tuluk or simply outside of Allanak.

[tortall]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

When in Tuluk I still call it Teks tower, but whoever makes it collapse first is the winner, not the loser.

I have never heard anyone call it Tower Topple whether in Tuluk or simply outside of Allanak.

The only time I heard it called Teks Tower was in Nak once, and when the bag was given to my northern PC. She changed it right away. Not playing ANYTHING with THAT name in it. Filthy southrons. ;-)

[Morrolan]

Fun day, and I hope that elf ended dead too.

Yes, he did.  And then Taven, the ex-Kuraci merc turned Bynner with the blond beard, saved our collective asses and got whipped for disobeying orders...

[Taven]

Fun day, and I hope that elf ended dead too.

Yes, he did.  And then Taven, the ex-Kuraci merc turned Bynner with the blond beard, saved our collective asses and got whipped for disobeying orders...

O.o

[Taven]

I'm so proud of one of my old chars. Teks Tower is now officially Tower Topple by anyone in the north.... Or really anyone that's not in Nak.

Oh, yeah, totally all me..... I think. Anyone else wanna claim it?

When in Tuluk I still call it Teks tower, but whoever makes it collapse first is the winner, not the loser.

I'd still call it Tek's tower, and whoever make it collapse first the looser, because they weren't subtle enough to disassemble it brick-by-brick, and failed in their plan.

[RogueGunslinger]

Muk would praise anyone who could, in fell swoop, take down Teks tower. No matter how unsubtle it was.

[a strange shadow]

Then he would likely kill them, for being strong enough to threaten the Mighty Muk.

[RogueGunslinger]

Moral of the story: Don't play Teks Tower in Tuluk.

[tortall]

I was the first person to post in this thread. Go look at the first page:

I once started a food fight with a Byn NPC in the Gaj because they were teasing me. The fruit landed on the floor infront of them. It later hit their back, but it was SO funny.

Once my clan imm decided to visit me as a golden kank icly, and my char would talk to this golden kank. Everyone thought she was crazy. I LOVED it. I wish I could do it again. That was my favorite char, and my most favorite imm EVER!!!

One of my chars was given a sandwhich, and since I rped she had never seen one, she called it meatbread. It was a total HG moment. :-D


-Tortall, who thinks the funny moments on Arm are the best.

[Aaron Goulet]

The only time I heard it called Teks Tower was in Nak once, and when the bag was given to my northern PC. She changed it right away. Not playing ANYTHING with THAT name in it. Filthy southrons. ;-)

We ain't filthy!  We's got soap vendors! 

[Synthesis]

The only time I heard it called Teks Tower was in Nak once, and when the bag was given to my northern PC. She changed it right away. Not playing ANYTHING with THAT name in it. Filthy southrons. ;-)

We ain't filthy!  We's got soap vendors magickal fucking cleaning solution bitches! 

[Bogre]

Yeah. Globbuluk is probably really pissed that your calling his city filthy.

[Delstro]

He is probably northern trying to clean it up.

[RogueGunslinger]

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The nervy, spindle-stick recruit says, in sirihish:
         "Krath I'm real sorry sarge, but that fecker Gobblydrip uses -sand- tah do the cleanin'. Strange, cleanin' dirt with dirt, but it works..."

clean me

You dust yourself off.

[Dar]

When hired on, do staff agree to a "permanent consent"? Whenever I perform actions, mosttimes gory in nature, I always imagine some staffer hanging above, out of eyesight.

It's likely been answered before, but what is the case if a sneaky is in the room, safely hidden, while actions requiring consent are undertaken? What if said person does not express anything?

I once had a character KO an NPC Gith Woman. Drag her out, and OOC a permission for graphic content that involves torture and possibly rape. And the KOd NPC woman responded that she didnt consent . It was funny and freaky at the same time.

[musashi]

When hired on, do staff agree to a "permanent consent"? Whenever I perform actions, mosttimes gory in nature, I always imagine some staffer hanging above, out of eyesight.

It's likely been answered before, but what is the case if a sneaky is in the room, safely hidden, while actions requiring consent are undertaken? What if said person does not express anything?

I once had a character KO an NPC Gith Woman. Drag her out, and OOC a permission for graphic content that involves torture and possibly rape. And the KOd NPC woman responded that she didnt consent . It was funny and freaky at the same time.

Eh, just kill them first ... ...corpse objects don't require consent 

[Gunnerblaster]

When hired on, do staff agree to a "permanent consent"? Whenever I perform actions, mosttimes gory in nature, I always imagine some staffer hanging above, out of eyesight.

It's likely been answered before, but what is the case if a sneaky is in the room, safely hidden, while actions requiring consent are undertaken? What if said person does not express anything?

I once had a character KO an NPC Gith Woman. Drag her out, and OOC a permission for graphic content that involves torture and possibly rape. And the KOd NPC woman responded that she didnt consent . It was funny and freaky at the same time.

Eh, just kill them first ... ...corpse objects don't require consent 

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