Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

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August 11, 2009, 12:37:41 PM #875
By scaling it to find the wise oxen living on the top of their own poop mountains in the grasslands.
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August 11, 2009, 01:03:47 PM #876
Quote from: spawnloser on August 11, 2009, 12:37:41 PM
By scaling it to find the wise oxen living on the top of their own poop mountains in the grasslands.

And then backstabbing said oxen and carrying their decapitated head, meat and skin back to civilization to sell for enough 'sid to buy yourself a drink, a toke and a night with a 5 'sid whore.
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August 11, 2009, 03:18:03 PM #877
My big bad dwarf warrior, ex-byn sarge, winner of luirs pit fights and deathly afraid of tiny spiders was in a place when a giant magickal creature came out of the ground. Now though my PC would happily fight a bahamet alone, he did know when to run...and run he did. Makes it to the east gates of Tuluk telling the soldiers there that he was being chased by something. That something comes in and subdues my dwarf. (bragging parts coming up) The soldiers of course attack giant magickal thing. Giant magickal thing proceeds to use my dwarf as a maul. (Yes, I believe I was the first dwarven maul).

Later, while sitting in the teahouse reporting to a lirathan templar. The dust on my dwarfs clothes formed into a tiny magickal thing which then got up, jumped down and ran away.

I so wish the staffer would have made it yell the gingerbread man quote.
A gaunt, yellow-skinned gith shrieks in fear, and hauls ass.
Lizzie:
If you -want- me to think that your character is a hybrid of a black kryl and a white push-broom shaped like a penis, then you've done a great job
August 11, 2009, 03:48:16 PM #878
Quote from: X-D on August 11, 2009, 03:18:03 PM
My big bad dwarf warrior, ex-byn sarge, winner of luirs pit fights and deathly afraid of tiny spiders was in a place when a giant magickal creature came out of the ground. Now though my PC would happily fight a bahamet alone, he did know when to run...and run he did. Makes it to the east gates of Tuluk telling the soldiers there that he was being chased by something. That something comes in and subdues my dwarf. (bragging parts coming up) The soldiers of course attack giant magickal thing. Giant magickal thing proceeds to use my dwarf as a maul. (Yes, I believe I was the first dwarven maul).

Later, while sitting in the teahouse reporting to a lirathan templar. The dust on my dwarfs clothes formed into a tiny magickal thing which then got up, jumped down and ran away.

I so wish the staffer would have made it yell the gingerbread man quote.

That is an awsome story  ;D
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August 11, 2009, 04:04:10 PM #879
Quote from: X-D on August 11, 2009, 03:18:03 PM
Later, while sitting in the teahouse reporting to a lirathan templar. The dust on my dwarfs clothes formed into a tiny magickal thing which then got up, jumped down and ran away.

That was my Lirathan.  I had no idea what to do when that shit went down.  I jumped to my feet and just kind of... stood there.
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August 14, 2009, 08:25:34 PM #880 Last Edit: August 15, 2009, 01:36:04 AM by The Lonely Hunter
Eh, nm. Sorry!

I owe 1 good story.
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August 18, 2009, 01:29:06 AM #881
Due to poor time management, ended up main healing 10-man ulduar while leading a party of PCs into the desert. No wipes. :P
August 18, 2009, 02:05:50 AM #882
Quote from: KankWhisperer on August 18, 2009, 01:29:06 AM
Due to poor time management, ended up main healing 10-man ulduar while leading a party of PCs into the desert. No wipes. :P
Holy fuck. That is talent.
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August 18, 2009, 11:44:03 AM #883
Must Deconstruct Faster!
August 18, 2009, 11:51:23 AM #884
Quote from: jstorrie on August 18, 2009, 11:44:03 AM
Must Deconstruct Faster!

The discourse is unstable! Hurry!
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You go south and one of the other directions that isn't north.  That is seriously the limit of my geographical knowledge of Arm.
Sarge?
August 30, 2009, 04:06:30 AM #885
It's probably been long enough.

Subject to an off-peak bug which teleported me to an imm room, my (very powerful warrior) character wandered about, plaintively wishing up for a teleport out. I came across a Drovian shadow sword and wielded it (I had been up there for hours). After it got so late I couldn't stay awake any longer, I just closed the client and slept.

I woke up and my character was inside the cooking room of the Gaj, and there was blood on the drovian sword. What did I do!?
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August 30, 2009, 07:18:24 AM #886
At one point I had a character that was a coded member of five completely unrelated clans. Simultaneously!
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
August 30, 2009, 08:11:04 AM #887
Quote from: Fathi on August 30, 2009, 07:18:24 AM
At one point I had a character that was a coded member of five completely unrelated clans. Simultaneously!

...I've only managed two at once..
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I've come to the conclusion that relaxing is not the lack of doing anything, but doing something that comes easily to you.
August 30, 2009, 09:49:04 AM #888
Couple years ago I pillaged/ransacked the tomb of a tribal chief that Muk Utep overtook during his rise to power. This is as close as I could come to figuring out who it was anyway.

He had phat lootz.
It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.
August 30, 2009, 12:54:14 PM #889
I planted dung on someone and then called them out in the tavern for smelling horrible.
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Oh my god he's still rocking the sandwich.
August 30, 2009, 08:08:47 PM #890
won Tuluk.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
August 30, 2009, 08:17:16 PM #891
Your follow-up game was shit, though.
August 30, 2009, 08:29:34 PM #892
Agreed.
August 30, 2009, 08:37:30 PM #893
Hahaha, that's just entirely too funny.
August 30, 2009, 10:07:44 PM #894
Quote from: th3kaiser on August 30, 2009, 08:37:30 PM
Hahaha, that's just entirely too funny.

Ditto.
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August 31, 2009, 01:07:55 AM #895
Quote from: jstorrie on August 30, 2009, 08:17:16 PM
Your follow-up game was shit, though.

Hey!  :-*
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~
September 01, 2009, 03:10:37 AM #896
Quote from: naatok on December 04, 2003, 01:45:38 PM
Most IC embarassing moment:

Climbed aboard a wagon in the desert with my mul raider PC:
A Kadian woman and a fat Templar within the wagon.
Kermit the mul (my PC...Kermit was a keyword the imms added because of my mul's skin color *grin*):
(after subduing the fat Templar)  "Awwright!  Nobody move, or I send the demons another play thing!"

Thought I'd come out of lurking for this one.  The fondest memories I have of Arm are with my earliest characters, one of which was a raider.  I remember Naatok's character at the time stormed a wagon and came out with the severed head of lord Templar Boopsie the Red.  I still never heard how that went down.  Tell us that one  :)
September 02, 2009, 05:04:04 PM #897 Last Edit: September 02, 2009, 05:08:07 PM by Ender
Quote from: Fathi on August 30, 2009, 07:18:24 AM
At one point I had a character that was a coded member of five completely unrelated clans. Simultaneously!

I had a single character who was in the following:

The Byn (clanned twice)
House Oash
The Guild (clanned twice)
The Arm of the Dragon (clanned twice)
the Rebellion

He was a ranked officer in every clan except the Guild.
I used the rebel command at least once on every... single.. one of them

my favorite moment was this:

>rebel rebellion

The PC died as a captain in the arm of the dragon, but only the first rank in the guild :sadface:.

I remember being caught by a sorceror once and he was trying frighten me by saying he knew everything about me, and I was like "psshhh he doesn't even know my real name!"
man
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September 02, 2009, 05:32:09 PM #898
How could you have been in the AoD and the Rebellion!?
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September 02, 2009, 05:51:06 PM #899
Who do you think was holding the North, that caused the need for a rebellion?
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Quote from: Ami on November 23, 2010, 03:40:39 PM
>craft newbie into good player

You accidentally snap newbie into useless pieces.

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