Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

[FantasyWriter]

I lost a hand to a Silt Horror.

In Luir's.

Nice.

[Tisiphone]

Hey, so you did.

[Fathi]

And then Only He Stands There and I tamed it. And I carried it around for a while after it shelled up like a gurth.

[AJM]

I was sleeping in a none flag area, and only got robbed, get to live to talk about it.

[Reiloth]

I injested cleaning fluid, in the Oashi barracks.

Upon realizing I was poisoned, I ran to the Vivudian Temple.

At around 10 hp left, an Imm jumped into the NPC stationed at its entrance.

At this point, I had emoted vomitting blood and all sorts of disgusting shit all over her robes.

She replies to this with:

"Quite a situation we have here...Are you Council?"

I responded:

"I AM DYING!"

>You feel something inside your body snap as you dry heave.
>Welcome to Armageddon!

[Jingo]

I injested cleaning fluid, in the Oashi barracks.

Upon realizing I was poisoned, I ran to the Vivudian Temple.

At around 10 hp left, an Imm jumped into the NPC stationed at its entrance.

At this point, I had emoted vomitting blood and all sorts of disgusting shit all over her robes.

She replies to this with:

"Quite a situation we have here...Are you Council?"

I responded:

"I AM DYING!"

>You feel something inside your body snap as you dry heave.
>Welcome to Armageddon!

The same thing happened to me too. I ate something I shouldn't in a Tuluki tavern and start puking. An imm animated templar (I think) walks up to me and tells me to get out of the tavern, and puke outside. Once I get out the templar asks me something to the effect of "what have you gotten yourself into?", I respond with a gagging grunt and then die.

[Is Friday]

Me and my byn corporal captured a gurth and stuffed it in the sergeant's locker in the storeroom. The gurth was just supposed to scare him when he opened the locker but the gurth was a free spirit and broke the locker trying to sneak out. Mister gurth did not know that Stockroom Automul never sleeps. The sergeant went into the storeroom the next day to find his crap everywhere with gurth bits.

[Mood]

edit: nevermind too drunk

[The Archbishop]

Speaking of drunk, I was Kuraci sergeant once upon a time who drank 17 shots of firebreather before passing out cold.

[Bebop]

With one D-elf I had liked to collect various city folks insignia and flaunt it as an accomplishment that I had either traded for it, killed for it, or just managed to get my hands on the stuff.

The stuff included:
Byn sergeant sleeves,
Borsail silver ring,
Salarri epaulette,
AoD cloak,
Guild item (sekrit),
Tan Muark knives,
A handful of apartment keys back when there were -way- fewer apartments,
Some templar's personal diary,
and some other stuff I cannot remember. It was fun making plans to collect the stuff, and he treated it sort of like the native americans 'counted coo' (sp?). A sign of accomplishment for him.

Itches?

[Chettaman]

I was killed by a carru, just as I got onto the north road from Allanak.

[Archbaron]

Speaking of drunk, I was Kuraci sergeant once upon a time who drank 17 shots of firebreather before passing out cold.

One of my first characters was a tailor who went to this merchant party and downed this whole freaking cistern of ginka wine before passing out piss-drunk. They took his boots.

[FantasyWriter]

I fell all the way from the top of a MOUNTAIN to the bottom..... and LIVED!

[Synthesis]

I fell all the way from the top of a MOUNTAIN to the bottom..... and LIVED!

[FantasyWriter]

I fell all the way from the top of a MOUNTAIN to the bottom [with a completely mundane/not-magickally-affected PC]..... and LIVED!

Thanks for helping me clarify, Synthesis.

[Yam]

It's a feather?

I always thought it was some of stylized manta ray.

[The7DeadlyVenomz]

It's a feather?

I always thought it was some of stylized manta ray.

I know you're joking.

[jcljules]

I had an hour long conversation with a barkeep animation, offpeak after I just randomly struck up a conversation with him--not expecting to be responded to. Learned a lot of neat facts and IC history from it.

[LauraMars]

Yam never makes jokes

[Olgaris]

Nyr beat me to death with a massive burning dildo in the shape of a cigarette.

[AmandaGreathouse]

I have finally had cool stuff happen to me at <too IC>. It was bitchin. The aftermath, however, did not rock so much.

[Pale Horse]

I have finally had cool stuff happen to me at <too IC>. It was bitchin. The aftermath, however, did not rock so much.

Hangovers rarely are.

[Archbaron]

I had an hour long conversation with a barkeep animation, offpeak after I just randomly struck up a conversation with him--not expecting to be responded to. Learned a lot of neat facts and IC history from it.

This is why everyone should talk to strangers.

[tortall]

Bumping this.

My brag:

I'm the second post in the thread, which was started in 2003. WOOT! Old skool baby! ;-)

[AmandaGreathouse]

My first character never died. She lived more than an IC year and got to be very well known, to the point where she accidentally exiled another PC in pretty much the entire north. I'm still OOCly sorry because I know it wasn't a fun time being exiled for the other player. Sorry other player.