Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

Started by Barzalene, November 23, 2003, 10:45:16 PM

One of my PCs got to die two deaths (kinda), and it didn't involve a staff rez.
Quote from: nessalin on July 11, 2016, 02:48:32 PM
Trunk
hidden by 'body/torso'
hides nipples

I sniffed a brick.

I survived.

Doesn't matter whether the brick was bugged or not. Point is..I sniffed a brick..............and survived.
Quote from: Majikal on August 20, 2009, 05:53:09 PM

Running after Carru, catching them, then eating them while they are still breathing is a Red Fang's version of 'fast food'.


October 12, 2008, 02:52:30 PM #527 Last Edit: October 12, 2008, 03:20:59 PM by Is Friday
Took someone from a completely different culture, moved them to a certain city, had them join that city's militia through lying their way in (despite having an incriminating accent,) got this person banished from the city for insubordinate behavior with no clothes/armor/equipment/mount, managed to get to 2.city, somehow became a slave in this new city, and eventually became a commoner again before dying. (phew.)
Quote from: Fathi on March 08, 2018, 06:40:45 PMAnd then I sat there going "really? that was it? that's so stupid."

I still think the best closure you get in Armageddon is just moving on to the next character.

Responsible for finding a certain fort of certain abominations in a certain sewer system.
"Never was anything great achieved without danger."
     -Niccolo Machiavelli

For starters:

I once played a Tuluki noble who... ended up killing all the PC guards in her House for various reasons.  When no one was left, I ended up storing.  But it was for personal reasons. :P

I once played a Kuraci who went on various badass missions with various badass people in a unit full of badasses.  We, four Kuraci PC's, took down dens of gortok.  One time went out into the mantis valley, three of us, and took on six mantis.  Then after that, took on about fifteen gith warriors (unsure of the number, all I remember is my screen scrolled with the amount of gith in the room) and survived... all three of us.

Those come first when I think about it.. but I'll try and think up more.  - I have some nice ones but they're toooooo recent. :(
After knocking back a mouthful of the contents of a full shot-glass, toking away on a rolled joint directly afterwards you say in desert-accented sirihish:
"They call me Tuber, and my son is Tuber-tot."

Quote from: Attana on October 15, 2008, 04:51:31 AM
I once played a Tuluki noble who... ended up killing all the PC guards in her House for various reasons.  When no one was left, I ended up storing.  But it was for personal reasons. :P

Account Note:
It was IC, but WE STILL HATE YOU.
-- Your Clan Staff
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

I've probably bragged about this PC more than anything else I've ever bragged about my whole entire life.

I like doing it a lot. Maybe one day I'll publish it in a fairy tale compilation.

So anyways, once upon a time, a long enough time ago, I had a mundane human PC that just refused to die. She was put to
negative hitpoints three different times over the course of her life, not including the fourth and last time when she finally bit it.

She went bahamet hunting with this half-giant once, and when they actually managed to kill a few, she got addicted to it
and started to kill them by herself. No crazy magick, no crazy magick items. Just items you can buy in the store and dead bahamet.
One fight took almost two real life hours because once it "shelled," it would regenerate all its HP before she could get it out again.
She even got an egg from one she killed once and tried to hatch it, but I think some asshole in her clan tried to taste it.

Eventually she got killed when she got thrown off her mount while fighting one (or two? I forgot. I think the second one came as a surprise).
It was probably one of the few deaths I don't regret - having a PC die in her prime die while doing what she did best. I was sad, but I guess it beat getting
killed by a 5 day magicker who types like a lolcat while you're taking a nap or something.


I animated an Allanaki Bazaar merchant in the midst of the gith war (during a short break) to yell out something about his new anti-gith product.
Quote from: LauraMars on December 15, 2016, 08:17:36 PMPaint on a mustache and be a dude for a day. Stuff some melons down my shirt, cinch up a corset and pass as a girl.

With appropriate roleplay of course.

Quote from: Nyr on October 15, 2008, 01:48:18 PM
I animated an Allanaki Bazaar merchant in the midst of the gith war (during a short break) to yell out something about his new anti-gith product.

And I would've bought some, too...
"Life isn't divided into genres. It's a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky."

--Alan Moore

Quote from: Nyr on October 15, 2008, 01:48:18 PM
I animated an Allanaki Bazaar merchant in the midst of the gith war (during a short break) to yell out something about his new anti-gith product.

LOL

Priceless.

During the food riots of Tuluk in the commons I had a certain sneaky type npc half-breed get animated by an Immortal and chase my old man merchant about whacking him shouting..."Come back little man!"

I bet that was you...wasnt it.... >:(
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

Quote from: Desertman on October 15, 2008, 01:51:24 PM
Quote from: Nyr on October 15, 2008, 01:48:18 PM
I animated an Allanaki Bazaar merchant in the midst of the gith war (during a short break) to yell out something about his new anti-gith product.

LOL

Priceless.

During the food riots of Tuluk in the commons I had a certain sneaky type npc half-breed get animated by an Immortal and chase my old man merchant about whacking him shouting..."Come back little man!"

I bet that was you...wasnt it.... >:(

I'm pretty sure I've killed that NPC at least twice.
man
/mæn/

-noun

1.   A biped, ungrateful.

I once saw a prominant House family member get kicked in the crotch by the corpse of a still thrashing NPC I had just finished tortureing to death.

Kudoes to the IMM who made that thrashing corpse kick the above mentioned House family member in the junk, that was priceless.
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

I once saw it rain halflings.
Quote from: brytta.leofa on August 17, 2010, 07:55:28 PM
A glossy, black-shelled mantis says, in insectoid-accented sirihish,
  "You haven't picked enough cotton, friend."
Choose thy fate:

Quote from: Desertman on October 15, 2008, 06:49:45 PM
I once saw a prominant House family member get kicked in the crotch by the corpse of a still thrashing NPC I had just finished tortureing to death.

Kudoes to the IMM who made that thrashing corpse kick the above mentioned House family member in the junk, that was priceless.

Dude... I truly, truly loved that scene and being part of it.  I need to look up the log and clean it up for a future submission.

Brandon
Quote from: Ghost on December 16, 2009, 06:15:17 PM
brandon....

you did the biggest mistake of your life

Quote from: FuSoYa on October 16, 2008, 10:09:36 AM
Quote from: Desertman on October 15, 2008, 06:49:45 PM
I once saw a prominant House family member get kicked in the crotch by the corpse of a still thrashing NPC I had just finished tortureing to death.

Kudoes to the IMM who made that thrashing corpse kick the above mentioned House family member in the junk, that was priceless.

Dude... I truly, truly loved that scene and being part of it.  I need to look up the log and clean it up for a future submission.

Brandon

WAY ahead of you, I am just waiting for the "Year" mark to pass.
Quote from: James de Monet on April 09, 2015, 01:54:57 AM
My phone now autocorrects "damn" to Dman.
Quote from: deathkamon on November 14, 2015, 12:29:56 AM
The young daughter has been filled.

I sooo want to brag about my char, but I can't, since it's ongoing. I love the plot twists that go on in this game. Quite fun too, considering that it's only my first month into this game. Who says you need to be a warrior to have all the fun?  8)

So.. this "don't post things about a character alive a year ago" thing, do you guys mean an Earth year or a Zalanthan year?  ;)

I once had to send the following:

wish all Guys, I think the game is crashing every time I shoot my bow.

It was.

Sorry, people who were partying in Allanak who lost their booze in a crash like three times.
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station

Quote from: Fathi on November 12, 2008, 09:03:58 PM
I once had to send the following:

wish all Guys, I think the game is crashing every time I shoot my bow.

It was.

Sorry, people who were partying in Allanak who lost their booze in a crash like three times.

Damnit Fathi! Thats what you get for trying to: shoot ginka server

Next time just do what most people do and try: shoot mansa pants
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.

Quote from: Fathi on November 12, 2008, 09:03:58 PM
wish all Guys, I think the game is crashing every time I shoot my bow.

That party...I knew there was something sinister going on behind the scenes.

I mean, besides us walking off with every bit of booze that wasn't tied down.
The sword is sharp, the spear is long,
The arrow swift, the Gate is strong.
The heart is bold that looks on gold;
The dwarves no more shall suffer wrong.

Quote from: Bushranger on November 12, 2008, 09:09:40 PM
Next time just do what most people do and try: shoot mansa pants

Why is mansa in your pants?
There is no general doctrine which is not capable of eating out our morality if unchecked by the deep-seated habit of direct fellow-feeling with individual fellow-men. -George Eliot

Mansa is always in everyones pants. True Fact!
Quote from: MorgenesYa..what Bushranger said...that's the ticket.

Quote from: Ender on October 15, 2008, 02:29:38 PM
Quote from: Desertman on October 15, 2008, 01:51:24 PM

During the food riots of Tuluk in the commons I had a certain sneaky type npc half-breed get animated by an Immortal and chase my old man merchant about whacking him shouting..."Come back little man!"

I bet that was you...wasnt it.... >:(

I'm pretty sure I've killed that NPC at least twice.

I saw you kill that NPC at least twice during that single RPT.

He kept asking for it.

I had a character sit through a brief, but real, rainstorm.
"A man's past is not simply a dead history... it is a still quivering part of himself, bringing shudders and bitter flavours and the tinglings of a merited shame."
-George Eliot

I had a character who was used as a bulletin board for the Byn's commanding officers for a whole day.

Quote from: Is Friday on October 12, 2008, 02:52:30 PM
Took someone from a completely different culture, moved them to a certain city, had them join that city's militia through lying their way in (despite having an incriminating accent,) got this person banished from the city for insubordinate behavior with no clothes/armor/equipment/mount, managed to get to 2.city, somehow became a slave in this new city, and eventually became a commoner again before dying. (phew.)

Don't forget breaking someone's heart.
Carpe Diem - Fish of the day