Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

[Desertman]

I recently gave into the urge

think What a wonderful world



You think:
What a wonderful world.


Thats right, I thought to myself, what a wonderful world.


I immedietly followed this with....think OOC: Sorry, I couldnt help it anymore.

[Krath]

I once saw mansa's pc mudsexing...Seriously.

[Eukelade]

I blew up Borsail. 



(Sorry)

[Cuusardo]

I watched a noble use flash powder, only to have it blow up in his face with every attempt.  And then I proceeded to tease him for IC weeks afterward, because he was missing his eyebrows and some of his hair due to the incident.

[Ghost]

I blew up Borsail. 



(Sorry)

was it good?

[Troicha]

I blew up Borsail. 



(Sorry)

I watched you blow up Borsail.

[Cutthroat]

And my PC was hit in the head by a flying object coming from Borsail during that pleasant scene.

[Krath]

<<recent IC reference edited out by Belenos>>

I also remember training under Thanos, and fist fighting a half-giant in the desert for a few thousand coins.

I remember being on the silt flyer on the contract sujaal led into the silt sea to find a Silt Horror.

Fighting the a wyvern.

Hehehe, I remember I became a member of the AOD in allanak. I talked a salarri to taking me into his estate and when we got into his room I killed him. I then began to move in and loot the entire estate and wear his signet ring on my finger. Went back to the barracks and unloaded all the badass armor I could not wear or did not have on into my locker. I later got an email saying my locker exploded and logged on in jail. Was a noob then.

[Tuannon]

I was responsible for the death-by-exploding of a couple prominent PCs and a few buildings.

I had a character get her hands on Something Really Cool and resisted the OOC temptation to keep it, because it scared her so much to own.

Had a PC get turned into an NPC Allanaki Senator.

I stopped that PC from getting eaten by a feral roc.

[Armaddict]

I was responsible for the death-by-exploding of a couple prominent PCs and a few buildings.

I had a character get her hands on Something Really Cool and resisted the OOC temptation to keep it, because it scared her so much to own.

Had a PC get turned into an NPC Allanaki Senator.

I stopped that PC from getting eaten by a feral roc.

I had a half-giant try to ride that roc.

[TripleX]

I was responsible for the death-by-exploding of a couple prominent PCs and a few buildings.

I had a character get her hands on Something Really Cool and resisted the OOC temptation to keep it, because it scared her so much to own.

Had a PC get turned into an NPC Allanaki Senator.

I stopped that PC from getting eaten by a feral roc.

I had a half-giant try to ride that roc.

I played that roc

just kidding

[Armaddict]

I was responsible for the death-by-exploding of a couple prominent PCs and a few buildings.

I had a character get her hands on Something Really Cool and resisted the OOC temptation to keep it, because it scared her so much to own.

Had a PC get turned into an NPC Allanaki Senator.

I stopped that PC from getting eaten by a feral roc.

Your rp was a turn on.  I had to try to ride you.

Erm.  Whoops.

I had a half-giant try to ride that roc.

I played that roc

just kidding

[a strange shadow]

I auctioned off that roc.

[Barzalene]

I married that roc and bore it's young.

[Malken]

My character butchered some of the few kanks left in the world, skinned them and made a fortune selling their hides. Also sold the meat to some PCs around who were clueless that they were eating the last of the kanks.

[Fathi]

My character butchered some of the few kanks left in the world, skinned them and made a fortune selling their hides. Also sold the meat to some PCs around who were clueless that they were eating the last of the kanks.

I also did this.

And when one of the kanks she was slaughtering grazed my character, she had a full-on neurotic breakdown and assumed she'd caught the kank sickness and ended up driving herself into a hysteric fit and wrestling with a cactus, thinking it was a human.

[brytta.leofa]

And when one of the kanks she was slaughtering grazed my character, she had a full-on neurotic breakdown and assumed she'd caught the kank sickness and ended up driving herself into a hysteric fit and wrestling with a cactus, thinking it was a human.

It's more common to wrestle humans thinking that they're cacti.

[Folker]

I once had a character who lived .... about 4-5 hours at best. During this time he managed to ... piss off that Mullish Boss of the Guild and get a 5 large debt put onto him, along with a 'grin' drawn on his face with a knife. Then managed to (maybe on his 2nd or 3rd hour of gameplay) get inside the guild HQ (how did he manage that, I dont know.), ransack it (he didnt take 'everything' but all he could carry, which was about ... 4-5k worth of spice, and maybe 3-5k worth of items), and then ... well ... try to sell it.

But instead of being a smart one and selling the stuff to NPCs, I decided to push it to PCs. He approached the Byn, who quickly (supposedly) recognized some of the stuff my chara was trying to sell as the stuff that went missing recently from Byn. He tried to sell it to the Kadians,, but well ... that took too long, and I wanted to get rid of that stuff fast. My hope was that I could get 5k 'sid off the items and pay those 5k as the debt the Boss put on the character. So It was kind of like repaying the debt to the Guild with their own stuff.

With Byn proving ... non cooperative, my character ended up stripped naked before a Templar, with two half giant Bynners tugging him from side to side like a rag doll. Considering how much spice he had in stripped cloak, Byn claiming his stuff, and very little actual 'cash', there was little way to get out of it. So ... I wayed the Templar that I could recover certain 'items' that were stored in the HQ. I saw them first, but didnt take them. Those sorts of items cant be really sold to anyone, but the guild or npcs.

The templar ended up giving my character his lockpick and sending off naked into the 'rinth to recover the stuff I promised him. Alas, to get inside the HQ again, I had to spice myself up. And to do that, I had to come back to an apartment where I stored all that spice. I evaded my escort half giants (baldy), got to my apartment, spiced myself to the brink, came out of the door and ... got one hit killed by the Bynner dwarf sargeant, who was waiting outside the door. So ... I guess the Bynners got all that stuff to themselves for free, the buggers.

All in all, I've managed to get into more trouble within those 4-5 hours then I did for a few lifetimes of other characters.

Funny thing about the way how I managed to anger the guild's boss. It was kind of funny. I'm moving my characcter out of the rinth for the first time and I meet the Boss on Hathors. We exchange 2-3 sentences, and he commends me on my use of southern accent. My character's got no southern accent, he spoke rinthie all that time. After a good thrashing, he ended up 'mimicking' southern accent just to get away with his head still screwed on. Conclusion ? Dont do spice!


PS:After rereading the post, I'm beginning to wonder if it makes sense. A lot of fragmented sentences, and skipped words. But it's 5:00 am, I'll be asleep the moment I finish this sentence.

[Fathi]

came out of the door and ... got one hit killed by the Bynner dwarf sargeant, who was waiting outside the door.

This was seriously one of the most hilarious scenes I've ever encountered in my entire time on Arm. I remember it quite well, as well as your poor naked man.

[X-D]

Heh, you suprised my PC by coming out the door so fast, Sorry had to attack...I can't even remember if my PC had weapons out.

But yes, I agree with fathi, Well remembered PC, had lots of fun on that one.

Sadly we did not get everything, and what we did get we had to steal from under the militias nose;)

[Akaramu]

I never mudsexed Mansa in 4 years.

I win.

[X-D]

To this day, a Bartender in a certain tavern still talks about my PC if you check rumers:) Well, mine and another. And thats like 4 years or more old...Man, not much happens in that town.

[Fathi]

Heh, you suprised my PC by coming out the door so fast, Sorry had to attack...I can't even remember if my PC had weapons out.

I don't think you had weapons out. I seem to recall something along the lines of you punched him and he fell over dead. And I suddenly didn't want to spar you anymore, ever.

[Reiloth]

I travelled to the Void and Back again. blah blah

EDIT: For IC info. It made someone upset 

[Folker]

Heh, you suprised my PC by coming out the door so fast, Sorry had to attack...I can't even remember if my PC had weapons out.

I don't think you had weapons out. I seem to recall something along the lines of you punched him and he fell over dead. And I suddenly didn't want to spar you anymore, ever.

He was wielding two hammers. Fists could've KOd a character, but wouldnt put someone to negative hp (I hope).