Bragging (no ic spoilers please)

Started by Barzalene, November 23, 2003, 10:45:16 PM

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To the north
[Near]
A lanky, brown-skinned gith is here, humping the rusty brown kank.
The rusty brown kank to the north bleats miserably.

In one year, I'm going to spam this thread with some insane tales of derring-do and other brags. One year... Other than that, I got nothing that comes to mind that isn't still IC-sensitive.
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Quote from: Zoltan on January 15, 2010, 11:23:57 PM
In one year, I'm going to spam this thread with some insane tales of derring-do and other brags. One year... Other than that, I got nothing that comes to mind that isn't still IC-sensitive.

zoltan totally copied my sdesc
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Quote from: Zoltan on January 15, 2010, 11:23:57 PM
In one year, I'm going to spam this thread with some insane tales of derring-do and other brags. One year... Other than that, I got nothing that comes to mind that isn't still IC-sensitive.

zoltan totally copied my sdesc

Inadvertently!  :-[ Then my brag is that mine got to live on for approximately one half second longer than yours to bask in the sdesc-y glory.
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Quote from: Zoltan on January 16, 2010, 12:02:21 PM
Quote from: Synthesis on January 16, 2010, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: Zoltan on January 15, 2010, 11:23:57 PM
In one year, I'm going to spam this thread with some insane tales of derring-do and other brags. One year... Other than that, I got nothing that comes to mind that isn't still IC-sensitive.

zoltan totally copied my sdesc

Inadvertently!  :-[ Then my brag is that mine got to live on for approximately one half second longer than yours to bask in the sdesc-y glory.

that was a pretty epic coincidence, heh
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I've wanted to post in this thread for so long, but I wanted to wait extra time because some things probably continued on long after his storage.

I had one character who did a lot of stuff.

Successively defeated an experienced Jihaen Templar and very experienced Legion Sergeant in single combat without taking any damage.

Fought a slightly wounded Jihaen High Templar to a standstill (granted, he wasn't using a lirapet).

Punched a Lieutenant from the Arm of the Dragon in the face while in front of Samos the Red. (I will never forget a certain character jumping up on the table as soon as the ENTIRE ROOM DREW SWORDS and saying, "Now, now, boys. I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding.")

Stole 50,000 sid from Kurac. ('Stole' being used rather loosely.)

Fell in love with a Chosen, who reciprocated the feeling... the northern Templarate knew about it, and chose to do nothing, because the character was judged far too loyal to the Sun King to ever do anything about it. (Or so they told me.)

Helped plan the infiltration of several houses, both northern and southern, as well as assassination attempts against several nobles and a templar. All the targeted houses were successfully infiltrated, eventually.

Killed a mul in single combat.

Killed three would-be assassins at once for Kurac and the Templarate for attempting an assassination within the city of Tuluk without a license.

He got fleas. In-game, coded fleas. I had no idea that was even possible.

Rose from the lowest caste of society to one of the highest respected individuals in the city.

Was invited to partake in a Templar/Noble-only war council as a representative of his tribe.

Best of all - a lovely Muarki girl once told him her real name.

So much more. Sometimes I look back on that character and wonder how I'll ever match him.

Quote from: helix on January 16, 2010, 01:24:57 PM
I've wanted to post in this thread for so long, but I wanted to wait extra time because some things probably continued on long after his storage.

I had one character who did a lot of stuff.

Successively defeated an experienced Jihaen Templar and very experienced Legion Sergeant in single combat without taking any damage.

Fought a slightly wounded Jihaen High Templar to a standstill (granted, he wasn't using a lirapet).

Punched a Lieutenant from the Arm of the Dragon in the face while in front of Samos the Red. (I will never forget a certain character jumping up on the table as soon as the ENTIRE ROOM DREW SWORDS and saying, "Now, now, boys. I'm sure this is just a misunderstanding.")

Stole 50,000 sid from Kurac. ('Stole' being used rather loosely.)

Fell in love with a Chosen, who reciprocated the feeling... the northern Templarate knew about it, and chose to do nothing, because the character was judged far too loyal to the Sun King to ever do anything about it. (Or so they told me.)

Helped plan the infiltration of several houses, both northern and southern, as well as assassination attempts against several nobles and a templar. All the targeted houses were successfully infiltrated, eventually.

Killed a mul in single combat.

Killed three would-be assassins at once for Kurac and the Templarate for attempting an assassination within the city of Tuluk without a license.

He got fleas. In-game, coded fleas. I had no idea that was even possible.

Rose from the lowest caste of society to one of the highest respected individuals in the city.

Was invited to partake in a Templar/Noble-only war council as a representative of his tribe.

Best of all - a lovely Muarki girl once told him her real name.

So much more. Sometimes I look back on that character and wonder how I'll ever match him.

a - You won't.

b - You're back..?
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

One of my characters learned THREE Muarki names. Maybe four. The last one was likely lying.
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Quote from: helix on January 16, 2010, 01:24:57 PM
He got fleas. In-game, coded fleas. I had no idea that was even possible.

Ahaha. Those were the good old days. I gave those fleas to like four or five different characters at one point.
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Quote from: Nile on January 15, 2010, 05:28:23 PM
I survived Quick. Thats my brag.

Quick was my minion.

I had a char burst into tears once, in front of Quick.
The reason she burst into tears disappeared shortly after.
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I'm not going to spawn 100,000,000 eggs like a black marlin just because Mekillots are a thing 

Quote from: Synthesis on January 16, 2010, 01:12:41 PM
Quote from: Zoltan on January 16, 2010, 12:02:21 PM
Quote from: Synthesis on January 16, 2010, 02:14:46 AM
Quote from: Zoltan on January 15, 2010, 11:23:57 PM
In one year, I'm going to spam this thread with some insane tales of derring-do and other brags. One year... Other than that, I got nothing that comes to mind that isn't still IC-sensitive.

zoltan totally copied my sdesc

Inadvertently!  :-[ Then my brag is that mine got to live on for approximately one half second longer than yours to bask in the sdesc-y glory.

that was a pretty epic coincidence, heh

Well.  Now I know who Synthesis played.   ::)

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Quote from: helix on January 16, 2010, 01:24:57 PM
He got fleas. In-game, coded fleas. I had no idea that was even possible.

Ahaha. Those were the good old days. I gave those fleas to like four or five different characters at one point.

My character of that time was so enjoying making money off of the "flea-cure" they were selling.
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Alright, who or what was Quick? And this time no vague answers or MS paint drawings.

Quick was a character who gained notoriety, primarily in Allanak (though probably worldwide) for being freaky, spooky, dangerous, nasty, mysterious, disgusting, and ridiculously powerful in all kinds of things. He was -rumored- to have been a variety of things, but I'm guessing most people never really knew exactly what. Including myself. I only heard the rumors :)
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Think of a giant cookie, that's been poisoned, and has a freakin knife, and wants to stab you a lot, and has strange thing growing out of it, and has been given to a kitten that has been fed crack every half hour for the last month, and is alive and freaking out in the corner of your living room.... Waving the cookie of doom.

That's kinda what quick was to the game.
Quotejmordetsky: so I reckon, before 1750, people were fuckin retarded

QuoteNamino:
I'm not going to spawn 100,000,000 eggs like a black marlin just because Mekillots are a thing 

Giant cookie! Bwhahahahahahahhaha...




PS: She's right, ya know...
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The best thing about Quick is I have no idea who played'm.

The best thing about Quick was when he gave birth.
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Quick didn't kill me -and- he gave me kudos.

lol at the cookie.
Free your hate.

The best thing 'bou' Quic' was y'couldn' unnerstan' a singl' fuckin' thin' 'e 'said mos' th' tim'.
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

here's a real brag, I had a char that even quick had to ask what she was saying.
Quotejmordetsky: so I reckon, before 1750, people were fuckin retarded

QuoteNamino:
I'm not going to spawn 100,000,000 eggs like a black marlin just because Mekillots are a thing 

I'm fairly certain that I played the character that was the first PC Quick ever met.  At the least, I played one of the first handful of PCs that Quick hung out with... back when he was about as scary as a tregil.
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Quote from: satine on January 16, 2010, 10:55:58 PM
here's a real brag, I had a char that even quick had to ask what she was saying.

prove it
"You will have useful work: the destruction of evil men. What work could be more useful? This is Beyond; you will find that your work is never done -- So therefore you may never know a life of peace."

~Jack Vance~

I have no idea how to prove that. :( should have gotten a log or something.

Her alphabet for when I was typing consisted of:

abdefhijlmnoprsu

And she had a lisp. It was an adventure. She got told to shut up a lot.
Quotejmordetsky: so I reckon, before 1750, people were fuckin retarded

QuoteNamino:
I'm not going to spawn 100,000,000 eggs like a black marlin just because Mekillots are a thing