[Editor's note: think of something funny for the Kadius Rolecall subject line]

[Jahash]

[Editor's note: keep it simple, Jahash. None of them think you're funny.]



Check out this fancy motherfucker. Those threads are beyond reproach. That could be you - a Kadius Merchant OR Junior Agent, eager to step into southern affairs.

Your family knows and loves those silly marks in Allanak - for centuries House Kadius has socially engineered a culture that benefits them to a maximum degree amongst nobility and commoners alike.

If you choose to be a Merchant, your role will be fooling those silly customers of yours into believing that you're their only defense between brilliance and HUMILIATION, by perhaps, for example, not wearing this season's colors or style.



If you are a Junior Agent, you're being groomed to operate with the elite as a confidant, a representative of the family that DEFINES what Allanak looks like, feels like, taste like, should be like. Your main role is to not only ensure the Family Brand is protected, but also steering things towards beneficial terms in the Senate.



Whatever your preference, you have ONE WEEK. Less if I'm feeling nasty or someone really inspiring applies. That said, I am pretty nasty so we'll see.

APPLY BY THE EIGHTEENTH DAY OF THE MONTH OF MAY, OR SUFFER INDIGNITY.

[Jahash]

I have closed this role call. Pray that I do not close it further.